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That Dizzy Business outfit was at it again and they've sent Carlos de Wetback over to us. Their childish method of establishing his true identity is a proper ev- aluation of the average dumb Business student's ability to handle such.

, minor problems.We know that you all tried yOur best but you're still wrong. This scatter- brained Artsie fooled you again. The problem was easily solved by the, brilliant Cranston Snord who simply led this blub ering idiot by, the hand to the RCMP detachment and had Carlos Fir-finger— 77 prints processed ; "terres— tablishing “hisoideitity- -* ~ wasi3‘iiot’3th‘at" of (ene gineer‘ , ‘ Carlos 1vwa’sr'g-Jrom— ply linched and executed We really don't care who he was. We just want to let ybu know that his re mains are in the trash—f can outside the Kelly Building.

._- Guido Sanchez

CUP CONFERENCE A SUCCESS

On Febmary llth and 12th, three staff members of the UPEI SUN attended a conference of _Atlantic R m ional Members of the Can- adian University Press in Wolfville N.S. Topics such as the role of the Student Newspapers, problems of re— cruitments, and the need of increased coverage of wom- en's rights issues Were discussed. Seminars were given on newswriting and photojournalism. The exe— cutive of ARCUP was elected, including for the first time

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There are positions available for trainable Business students, or ArtSies — must have an I.Q. over 10. Duties require opening alcohol ic beverages, boot re— moving, toilet bowl cleaning, ass wiping. Any Artsie or Business student with the abil‘-' ity to do these tasks may apply. We will be swamped with applica— tions so get yours in early.

The new Engineering course Pornography 102 will be holding auditions for female models; Please bring resumes including r measurements, sexual ex— periences, faVOrite pos— . itions. Make appointments by contacting Guido San- chez for a very private interview. Many bonuses available so act‘now. Openings also open for your kid Sister, in the Kiddie Porn Class.

the student journalists from schools such as Dal. , Memorial, and St. F.X. was extremely beneficial and the benefits recieved shguld lead to a new, ex— c1 in , and im r

SUN. g p oved UPEI

One of the most import—

ant discussions was on the role of a student newspaper- CUP's present statement of principles states that the major role of the student newspaper should be as an agent of "social change." Some disliked the word "social". Most thought the -

Phrase too vague. Another key phrase said that stu-

the position of human rights dent newspapers should

coordinator and women's rights coordinator.

'hobilize" students against injustice.

UPEI and a few

The SUN Delegation, Vickiother delegations wondered

Macmillan, Preston Delaney, and Pat Moore after having

if this was a proper role of a student newspaper, if

major difficulties finding ’ it would be preferable to

Wolfville, found that the Opportunity-re? meet with

limit ourselves to infom- lng StUdentSu Of course

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Here we have the winner of "Mr. Engineer"- Con- test held in Charlotte— town over the week—end. Byron Kuntz shows his

winning form as he bat— tled for the title ag— ainst thirty—two other contestants. Congrat—‘

. ulations Kuntz!

informing students is the

same as mobilizing students. The biggest controversy

was over the fact that only

‘ wonean delegations were

allowed to vote for the wom en's rights coordinator. The person who would coor- dinate the nwspapers eff— orts to educate the student so as to bring closer the equality of women.- Many of us thought that all dele- gates should be in on the election but no, no, no,

it couldn't be done. ,

We attended some sen— inars on newswriting, rec- ruitments, and photojourn- alism. The newswriting sen— inar played down easy news— wri-ting and how easy it ‘can be. The main idea is to get the facts and write then briefly and clearly so that the piece is easy to read. During the recr- uitment seminar we discussed our problems on the area

HORN'S QUOTE OF WEEK

"Too many girls I go out with are looking for a commitment. "

and; we noted that the pro- blems are common. Getting people into the office and showing them that they

have talent, and holding on to them. The photojournalism session featured a relmovmed photographer and hopefully something rubbed off on our photographer Preston Del— aney.

Most delegates were un- familiar with the SUN ex- cept for the Engineer's col— umn which they thought was incredibly sexist. We very seldom get complaints about this column, but if our readers have strong feelings about the column, they should let us know.

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