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'Avoid quiet and passive persons unless you are in need of sleep I r Rotate your tires. Speak glowineg of those greater than yourself, And heed well their advice,

Even though they be turkeys.

Know what to kiss, and when.

Consider that twowrongs never make a rigit.

Bm three—do. - Wherever possible, put people on hold.

Be comforted that in the face of all heredity

and disillusionment, And despite the changing fortunes of time,

There is always a big future in computer maintenance. ' Remember the Bonaventure.

Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle and mutilate.

’ Know yourself.” you need help, call the RCME'. Be assured that a walk "through the ocean of most souls

Would scarcely get, your feet wet. Fall not in love, therefore.

It will stick to vour face. Exercise caution in your daily affairs,

Especially when those persons closest to you-

That lemon on vour left, for instance. Gracefully surrender the things of youth:

Clean air, tuna, Taiwan;

And let not the sands» of time get in ‘your lunch.

Hire people with hooks.

For a good time, call 474-8215, and ask for Toots. 4 Take heart amid the deepening gloom,

\ A That your dog is finally getting enough cheese. And reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot,

It could be worse in The Pas.

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" _ o: "\ ‘ x a. Give up.

With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal,

You are a fluke of the Universe: You have no right to be here;

Whether you can hear it or not,

Thanks to the Manitoban The Universe is laughing behind your back.