Dodgeball: The Future Depends on You.

By Brad DEIGHAN

As the God of Light is struck by havoc; another dark

A connection is made and a

Thrown. Unknown, and on the

mark; the ball moves in myste- piercing screech of glee is

rious ways with dark visions of emitted from the dark mingnion, another dodgeball Dionysian creature of death. fueled with nihilististic intent.

a bleeding, broken nose.

“And I tell you this!: Let your- “Sunday at six pm in the gym! “God shall be mine to torture self not be fooled; the dark God shall not triumph over the for eternity in the pits of hell!”. lord shall conquer the court, dark one, for he is weak in spir- Sound and vision fade as the

the God of Light shall perish.” it, and the dark one strong!” dark lord tightens his grasp.

“} will tear faith and tradition With God dead, the future of

from the utopias and replace the human race is at stake, but them with knowledge on is again slowed by authority; We need you to join the fray.

But another force joins the fray; science-man. “You fools! You must both perish, and it is

earth!”

I, science-man, who will rule.”

OME OS OE Oe oe

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