Honoldpsged.‘ wit. Jud some trouble with o lliilllrbors children. glut night wheirhehpd retired.

ls mo r asked ‘i: lie has auld is prayers": _‘ 1 ' ’ . 1 "And did you prsypior the heath. "on, too,’ she asked..- . 1 , "Yes." he answered heslietlugly. “s-ll but the three next door." A begglr eskid tor a tewioop- pert! witls Wlfloll Mjet some brook- ss . ‘ ' ' ‘But, srfioéft yoga msntowhom - save s.» n y rJ .- "“ . “I iduldwziesufbrised, sir," ‘re-

the besssr. ‘ibnl l hollow“

lied zllllnk rm 'mnv wwlil, lie one indepeqent tor life." » ‘ Jack: “ii my. g ‘ink. do you ‘know what ‘I'm, in: to cell uni new bk "N. ‘ - liken : o."- > ,_ ekF-‘Cirébmatsneel?’ '

_ n; "pet's": queer some tor s. bike. isn't of’? . _

Jug; fwot’ st all. Haven't you ever hear o! circumstances’ over wiywh qteilow has no control.’ ,

They liadJust mnesved their ac- wiualninnce sitter ‘he bod been uabrosd ior some years. , ,

90%|: myhrord, Miss "Hawkins." be, s_ .

d1 should hardly‘ have us h‘ “you, =yop;--._lnv;e‘ altered so

bettering worse)" she ssli; ‘ .,.. h, . .. - ,. ‘ “Alik m1 our." he replied gel- lsntlygylyoitcould only change tor the ' tter." ' - ‘

“Yoifreuiamber the gloves l ‘bought iheother day?" began the annoyed customs .

"You said they'd lsst me two years."

@2311. madam," replied the . sole!- > ll. ,_ l ‘ _

"iveil,“li‘ls'*iost-=tsem,'lussld,tbs, customer. "What are you going to do wbout it?" ‘l

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tell." * ’ _ P ' noose» '1' wish. any desrhflfii‘ se more o! the}. l)!

knowledge." _

"You're s higfliee-lthyielifill; Why. don't you go to work?" p / _ Tramp: "W011, 10h s69, lfldli l" trouble. l'm an u' PPY "Whatevei-‘s arm _ 5 _ . hemp: "Wei, you I96; hi!» 1 m m, hgpvy for light work and too light tor heavy W“ - ‘miinny bow some people try‘ to get along, with no‘ household equip- men; @9111," remarked J gins.

- child doesn't get ‘his teeth first sud

"wary"; those new neighbors o lne nation's- s lawnmower. a boom! ‘loin-insider. s east; s‘ listing-rod. drew Iiew-bwb-P» s ,1 }. ' “How -wo you l- know tile! haven't?" asked lidusgins. , "Why, the day otter they imefefl in I tried to borrow those things."

, ‘its my list on, straight, dear!" Husband (in s hurry): "OIIJBI. quite straight." Wile: "Are you sure?" ‘Husband: "Yes,gdo come along." Wile: "Oh. dear, I must go back. You see, it ls not. isehionsble to wear this kind of a that straight."

Overheard in the wrong depart- ent" ' ' ‘

‘Bilbo morning. disveyou Illclr eas- ‘Oricketion the d-lesrilfl"

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"Hist we ‘don't ‘know yet.

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‘issue up tothe very legit; to-

"W-bat -are yotrcrylng iorl", Small Boy: "I ‘forget!’ , "Then why do you cry?" "Cause d can't remember."

en up sing- ta l;

_ ,“1 hesryou, have lngtdtlio ‘ilrlsonofl... I "Yes.

They complain wasn't in the penal code."

"This soup isn't hot enough“ be grumbled, even before the waiter placed it before him.

"But, sir," said the waiter, "l assure you -lt is. Wslt until you taste lt."

"l know it's not hot enough by_ the length oi’ time you have kept your thumb in‘ it."

“Youmust be patient with baby. He is getting his teet ." "Visiting Uncle: "What n pity a

hvls voice afterwards.” v

"You said y-ou always had the last word wlltli your wife, but since I've “been here she's continually or- derod you about."

‘ii do have the last word. Didn't you hear me sayfisll righf?"

"My friend. you nre suffering irom a chronic complaint.” ‘Patient: “l know it, but please

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lt WQQJSM first time Richard's rstberjIll-seen her and they were tslking thins! over.

-"8o my sou has proposed to you" if! Hid. .“ofld'you've accepted him. VYI think you might have_seen me am." » »

- She ‘blushed sweetly os she re- plied: "I did Richard."

lste. Today I arrived l0 minutes before departure time and iind my train gone."

"Ah, Since our new manager took charge we are trying to make up tor lost time."

usl. He always‘ insisted on giving anyone and everyone ‘his ‘views st great length, regardless o! whether or not he had been asked tor them. In short, he was what ls common- ly known as s bore. ‘

“Well, what do you think oi my argument?" he asked his friend Tom siter one particularly tiring tirade.

"Sound-most certainly sound," replied his iriend.

f‘Aud whet else?" _ asked‘ Fred anxiously. g “Nothing else-merely sound," was the laconic answer.

A women went to huy some Elg- ars {or her husband. who was lsid up. ' _ _, “Do you want them mild . or strong. madam?" asked the taboo conist. . _ "Give me the strongest yQu had broke in his pocket."

gmtiti’... where are‘ you o -o ‘ . just to the post oillce to 5:113:12 oi the rotten . delivery _ “Why, what's the mother now?" ."1'11,o.t:"qrwk you promised" l»

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do you?" , »

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hovefiahe sold. "The last. ones he . ' ‘ ‘

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cached me yet, so I'm afraid it's mne astray."

packet of lnaeturtlum seeds."

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