.-..~—.v== phar- _vv‘i (_

' breaking exercises. no llliilll g.

' didn't you geta-lsetter» one!’ "-

,, Should be given to the leaner!

v >-ln this delightful, simple Wain’: No

Maqaret is only sevenyeara old,

but sometimes quits ,0! one occasion: hem in > thbiilllt‘ to ' be parqcdlhrly ‘llldlpfﬁllfﬁljili

"Delft you know that itmyouéeel? on doing so many naug y nzs your children will be nauzhtyltoo?" Margaret dimpled and cried trium- phantly. "Oh. mother, now you ve given yoursslt, ‘away!f_— EYQPY-

hody's Magazine. ' .

SIMPLE" AND EAQY ‘

' A; a big party in London a wo- man oi tbs newly riclraad ostenta- tious c wile o! a proininent lahor leader. The former began-to talkahout her jewelry. "l clean my diamondawith ammonia," she said; "my _ruhiea with Bordeaux vine, my emeralds

with Danni; brandy and my sapp-

hires with lresir miik- And- you, Mr. Blank?" she asked, turning to the lobor leader's rWKB. _

"Oh" I doaft" clean mine,” said the latter; eirilyt- "When they get dirty, i simply» throw them away."

Boston‘ Transcript.

Lost. Uliportunlty

The Wiie-"Pveqluat shown him »

m» hiumr gun mono-w

f.’ .1:

v

s teat

v.1}. 1e”. . , J2‘ r 7 » ~ _ . ». Wliitiglﬁﬂifbliiiﬁn-i Mother- at up. ' sis. Remem- heyjt-Yihthe early lard that gets the Wﬂﬂiiz?“ " ' ‘ - »" Elsia-\orowaiiy)——“l.et him h ve “em, another. ‘I'm not hungry '- The? Watchman-Examiner (Nflw York), _ 1 -

E RLY TO RISE.

.'i‘he ‘ iet——"H‘m, late again. Smith!" '

Smith-“Pm sorry sir. but last night my wile presented me with a w," . .

to have nresentﬂ you with anfai-

wai sitting beside the arm chew,

Smith-ll rather lam? she has. sirP-The Passing Show (b.011- don). ~ l

~ "Al-l, veer _ '

"Is Mr. Perkins at home?" inquir- ed the leg-l

“Whio one, brothers living Qistﬂ-f’ maid. .

For a moment~the caller looked puzzled, then he had an‘ idea.

"The onewho has a sister liying in St- Louis." he explained-The Watchman-Examiner (blew York).

ms AWEUL v saunas. ~A sheli-shooied ~ aeldierin @8-

siﬂ-‘there are said the

ljler MotherJ-lwh‘. 14am. Your

_ extravagance». will-r"

The Wife--"Lnd.,he will. way

Punch (London).

A Pertinent qt...“- lt the forty days-oi Lent Were for sorryc'&ting sent, Isn't that good paoeléthat; Easter“

—-J. W;

drugs, no dangerous thyroidl. 1m buck- for tree sample oi’ Aioxands

many ‘was. ‘eased from a. sanita- riu—vcured.i:l-ie was driven to the railway station Ina taxi, and the chaaﬂenwsaldu. '

"It coats you 200,000,000 marks tor this ride," .

"The soldier thought, “is the

’ war: NO._3. “Howdlon! have you been mar- ried?‘ asked the clerk at the hotel desk as an elderly hrldegrooma-re- gistered.

"Two weeks," replied the happy man‘. .

“i-‘rontif’ cried the clerk. "Show the ‘wtlernan to Parlor B. Fit; teen‘ dollhrsa, day. sir." ' . »

"Third wits," calmly: said 4th

8198* » “Clio. excuse me!

Front, trio};

("Rﬁlllk ing Vitamins-s. ALEXANDER‘ A ORA- Ontario.

u. amassi- “man-cal l‘ "lawsuit-visa inﬂow-l" l

ﬂﬂltﬁ-frhlve uai _ t rum ‘ on.

sir. . -

. . 1 Chtet-"Shdd have done better s

the gentipnanutc 824 back. Take. l" " TORIES, 41s Bohna, Bldlir-JEI‘ out), the elevator; (our dollars a week, '

l aivonndit. .

{A the dootor-ghajyetto take la mo‘ onld

i uunw c0 v

féﬂﬂitiﬁ" ~ @111?‘ is?‘ - .. ewes»- mn mi’- wrnl set awoooﬂgw marks '“ . . '.,'_ ._ .. '- . The solﬁierﬂvaaii: 15.1}!!! keep lg change, and drive. lawﬂiack‘ to i ‘I sanitarlum."—-Watchman-liikaminei' (New York):

OR MERELY A8 EVIDENCE. i “She keeps a diary oi all her_ quarrels with lier husband." _

"l see, a sort oLa family scrap‘ booi:_"——London Mail.

What We Escape The, best argqpent (or the styles oi the "present day l8 the (anally albunn-r-Dry Goods Economi t. -

No Recommendation. “What do you think oi mud as a heautitler?"

"Well." it hasn't done much tor the turtleP-Judge. ' ,

Strange Attachment.

Wanted-Room’ for elderly lady with garden attached. where she can plant and potter in flowers.- Ciaaaiﬂed ad'in the Montgomery Advertlssrﬁ- - "

A? is ‘Mr. Speeder. "Say, Bill, I -waa held up by th colic trap today." . ~ “Thenyhatyj? ~ "The wtrjapplc colt-the cagﬁo :~ tropetusxoropic . catt--gthe'—bh.i Mill it, you know. what l meanli‘ ' -‘-_Boeton Jrranacript. 1 l ~-

' v wan, some '- mnsmssnt ma fora-pleas n! v-p- s..

"How vmuchxloes he wont?" "Just anaushlto-tjeaoh from the: cal! to the fence!” _

,-

Iaaaiapmrd by Inprhliohaew

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w

sings. comrade whofhsd died the dayiberore. , _

__"-Bil.l certainly was a good sweep Biff-him one:

‘ "Yéd-efiv ooncsded- . the other» tliﬂiQﬂltllly. v “But, don't ‘you think ' jaqj-iittie weak‘ around the

helm

;- not» any one ‘tell me ' 55a stovepipe ie made? v _ . Jonah: First you ma» a Ibig long liole, and then you wrap some tin "

- ‘ NO’ HVAND JOB. Mm, La terty-"Ten stitches did

man ' a'tter._the,,tlght last ‘ night."

Mrs.‘ 0'l-mrav—-"'l‘en‘l Was that all‘! Share. when cths doctor‘ seen ‘ me poorlhuaband earn-lad‘ in this

morniii! he says: ‘Has any wan got a. sewingma " 7' "—Boston Tlklfilotlpl.

frwo street cieansroswera discus.

Embarraaad Young Hostess: l‘ I you-oo good-no mush of you to have camel" ' --From the‘ Hunter-ll."

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