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I»: a: A bachelor editor, unsme in r. lotion to lot riflm. objects to taking a u if: int l M ii. u if she should how a baby his co- tcnipmarics. who habitually copy without

er. Ki‘t. would refuse to gin: him credit for the baby.

A Harms ixwxcrioxm—a decree in lh: Divorce Coon. ’

.'. u u must. open to conviction -——thc lli‘lsullx‘l‘ at the bar.

“'hy cannot a fat porkcr put his his. head into on empty llour barrel? lleeause‘ it is impossible to put a hogaliaul into of barrel. i

MostMormon women are outrageously homely. Ufcoursc they are: none buts. bonuly women would take such desperate! chances for a husband. '

The question why printers do not suc- Ct‘L'd us well a: brewers was thus an- swcroil :—

" Because printers work for the bead and brewers for the stomach, and where twenty men have stomachs but one has brains."

\\’h:itia_Majcsty robbed of its exter- nals ?——A jest . ‘illob, limits .uiwg ., _ ~ _ . ,

1".Urettysvolle she-says I-needn’t - call

any more."

your sweetheart getting

\‘." y is a clorgyinan‘s horse like a Sovo~ reign P—llris guided by a minister. ‘ Why is the Sun like people of fashion? Because both turn night into day.

. “ That is a fine strain," said one gentleman to another alluding to the tones ofa singer at a concert the other cvc n ., H J . : r

“ You," said a countryman who sat near, “ but if he strains much more he'll birst." .- -~ ‘

A fellow, whose countenance was In; truly enough to scare the .“ old one" wa.‘ giving some extra flourishes in a pzi‘iiic house, when he was obscrved by a Yankee who asked him, ‘ i

“ Didn‘t you fall intoa brook when you was rpiitc young 3'”

“ What do you mean you impertincut l lill' scoundrcl'?"

" Why, I didn’t mean nothin‘,only you have got such an all-fired crooked mouth, I thought as how you fall'd into a brook ivhcn»yo‘u was'p'hoy, and your mother lining yiiu up by tlio mouth to dry.‘Y

A Kcntujky .editor visited a fortune- tellcr recently. He makes the. following report of the revolution concerning his past and future :—

'1‘hou hast served three years ina peni- tentiary for a horse thou (lidst not steal. Thou wilt be Governor ofthc State, and afterwards decline a seat in the Senate of th: United States. A wealthy young lady, with blue hair, auburn eyes, and very beautiful, is now about to graduate from the House of Correction, whom thou wilt marry us soon as thy presant wife diest, which will be fourth full of the next moon. ’I'hou wilt become possessed of this lady‘s wealth, and elope with the wife or a coal- boat engineer. Thou wilt go to New Or- leans and start a keno bank, which will bring the in great riches. After an absenco of fourteen ears, thou wilt return to thy repinin‘g wile.- lu‘y thy princely fortune at her. feet, be forgiven, and, after raising a family or nineteen childreen, die happy at-the ageof ninety-nine." 5

llncxn to an: 11 TH cart—Two un- sophisticated country girl amc to Boston last week, on a visit to their city aunt ; and, while there, were taken to the Con- tinental to see “The Black Crook."

When the nymphs of the ballet appeared on the stage, some with very brief skirts and gossamca clothing, and others in the peculiar undress uniform, for witch the play is remarkable, the girls gazed in as- tonished and embarrassed silence awhile, when one whisperch to her sister—

“ 0,.lcnnic!" «'

“ Well, Mary.".

“ It ain’t'iiico.“t ,I dont like it."

“ Mury—don‘ t."

“ But: want to go. I shouldn't have though'labunt would have brought us here.’

“ Do keep still, Mary; folks will laugh at you."l v

“ I don'tcm, it ain't nice." -

“ V'eIl," said Jennie, in a determined ma «,2 her own their: vivid scarlet; " itithe first time that! have ever Mormonism, and I .betitavlll be the last; 50 Fshall stay it out, if they should ,rldvice my mg of tlwir‘boclra."

Ambitch ypung lady who was about. thin gliaéi whose purse was longer than us heat , said she preferred his dollars to his sense.

i x. - : i

X Frenchman said of Shakespeare, .“ vcn you find anyzingyou no understand, it is‘alwnys something line." V .

" Job‘l’rinting !" exclaimed an old wo- man the other day. as she pccped over her spectacles the advertising page at a country pap r. "Poor Job! they’ve kept him printing, week afterwcck,ever sincel first. learnt to read; and if he wasn't the most patient man that ever was, he never could have stood it so long, it )how."

A Quaker Lady. after listening t) the cxtravaguutyurns of a tradcsman, as long as her patience would allow, said to him : “ Friend A., .what a pity it is that it is a sin to lie When it.‘ is so neceiisit'ry to thy business." ': ~ . ‘3 ' i

A Southern gentleman riding a very

ordinary looking horse, asked a negro whom he met,‘ how far it was to a neigh- boring town whither he was oing. The negro; ._ tin! under the rider'wi ' I hf of'eonlémpt, replied, “ Wid' dat or boss, mossl. it'sjcst fo'tccn mil“. “’1' I d chunck ob e’h'oss, eehenmilcs; bu‘ldilfi'oudist bad Msssn Jimipy‘s boss, gosh! you're den km."

naming" Yet. we, aunujl'h'renow canlt exist without his heart, and, as you happen to have mine. of casual can't exist without you." Atlanta's." “Oh, you absurd cree- ture." ‘ ‘

1“

moments

1' ix" \i'iX'rlzit smell or Merchandze,

consisting in pan of~ Dry (loads. Hats and Caps, Cotton Warp, (blue, white and red, Earthenware, in variety, Hardware. Furniture, Boots ud Shoes, ui lo Robcn, ‘ 1' var Hangings. rugs and Medicines, l uoms, Pails and 'l‘ubs Ironund Salt, 'I'eu, Sugar,

Molasses, Sole and Upper; nth r Tobacco, "Confectionery. /

l Soap, L‘andlcs. Currants, Raisins, Cliccsc,

Vinegar, Pitch and Ta: Oakum.

Flour and Meal. ‘ The above*_;(10()DS havebeen pur- chasedon the best terms, l-and will be offered to the public on the very best

terms for Casii.

I). OGERS.

Suluuiersido, Nov. l. 1866. 5 “7"” “M W“? ” '“u “*— l\ LW GOODS. ’ l111‘) Subscriber has just received a varied and well selected assortment of Dry Goods, llordi ’zll‘C, Groceries, Earthenware, ‘ . 'ctc., etc. I _ \vhiriidrcwwill warrant to .i-u r... casn “5 cheap as any in Town or Country. C. lichliNNAN.

VlillthAT, cheap, '. AlchE.‘\'AN.

1-‘ you want u C Ul) go to

F you want some 0 that ‘A which has the name of being the DESI in Town, you

will find it at C. McLENNAN'S

IF you want good GREY COTTON, cheap, call at

C. McLENNAN'S. Summersidc, Nov 22, 1866

H‘hc ,_I-_:.._A.__‘.I_.-V_,m._‘;_ DRY SOOE I‘S’l‘ rcccivcd per llarquc “Luann,” a

0 large and varied Stock of GLASGOW and MANCHESTER

GOODS,.

—-consisting of— \Vinccys, M ixcd Alpacas, Black t‘z Col'd Lustcrs, Prints, (10. . o. Cobourgs Cambrics,

French M e, I. v Hollands, Clan Lamas, Coat Canvas, Fancy do. Blankets,

lorse Rugs,

Enamel Cloth. Floor Canvas, Table Cloths, Skeleton Skirts,

Railway W'rappcrs, Grey, White, a Striped Cottonl, Denims d: Bedticks, Flannel t‘cSiIirtings, Scarfs, Braces, Blue, Scarlet, and

Crimean Shirts, Paper Collars, Blue, Red and White _ Wsrps. etc. etc. etc. ?

The above Goons having been purchased from the innnufaeturert‘, enables the subscriber to sell much lower than his usual low prices.

JAMES L. HOLMAN. British anktmeriean House.

Summerside, Nov. 1, 18 .

FLOUR, WINE, SPIRITS, GROGERIES, cc. an. HR Subscriber offers for sale at his Store in Water Street,

Bbls. Extra Flour, llbls. Fine do., . _ Qir. Cnsks Port Wine". Qinflasks Sherry, Qir. Crisks Brandy, Illids. Gin, Pans. Rum (strong); Cases Scotch \Vbiskeyt; Cases Iriin \Vhiskey; ('ases PulevBrnndy; Cases Dark Brandy: Cases Claret: Chests & half-do. TEA ago Rice (Arracnn) ; Boxes English Confer: Io ‘ry (assorted); Regs Colcnnin's Must Boxes do. S rc . Bags Pepper (unground); Cases Sardines, bib. Boxes: Cases Black Lead, 7 lb. Packages; Boxes Soap; Bbls. \Vusbing Soda; Bales Corks; (‘oils Manilla Rope, (assorted sizes) ; Coils hemp do. do. Bundles Oukupi (best navy), 610., Am, &c.

DOUGLAS M. HARRINGTON. Ch'town, Water Street, Fcb.7, 1867. a

i Off! '1' TO THE PUBLIC!

mt sonscumn’ns anyhow-on hand a LARGE and well selected stock of

E R Y G O O I) S , LADiico’ RESS GOODS, in -atvariety, 'oiytags, Hoods cat ‘rs.

Bbls. Superfine do.,

Boch Grain Sucks;

.

Furs, Sear ,

A superior l t f _ C L 0 ‘ H S , suitable for the season.

Ready-made Clothing,

of all kinds. Groceries.

Tea, (warranted good) Sugar, Molasses, Tobacco, Raisins, Currants, Apples, Spices. Bar A; Fancy Soap, Solo and Neats Leather, kc" Ate.

Hardware.

Nails. Putty, Glass, Cutlery, Springs and Axles, Saws, Smiths Files, Plane Irons, Rules.

ET- The above goods are of the best

quality and latest styles, and are anered to

the public at the smallest advance on cart for

Cnsn. Please call and examine our Stock.

GREEN .9. SCIIURMAN.

Hot: Water Street "10,1509. u'

Prince Con Summer-t f, chc.

‘ ‘SlilldllillSlllli‘. {timinig NEW Goons FINLAY Mom

‘5 .p's'v‘ ( O.\Il'l.l»" 'IZD Ills FALLHbi-m he will be plczunl to see his t'rivnib. . ‘ at he may be in quml ul' »

i .

I

Kerosene Oil,

] “GS lo bulimic that be II located in the I More t‘ornu-rly ma-npied by Mr 1., \'ll ‘l\- kill-\UN. Hear the Ql'lllih'b \\'l|.\lll‘l.

-- l‘ll'tis on TOBACCO." f "o solicits inspection of his I

NEW STOCK, '

nit-sunrise IN PART—

(lfARTl FICIAI. FLOWERS. Feathers. Rib-

bons. Lat-cs. Silku. .Vclt‘ctu, llair Net“.

’l'rimmings. Cord. Braids. (iimps. Orna-

ments, Brit Ribbons, llrcu Buttons.

Veils. Hats & (hips. Ft. Cohan”, \I'in~ I»

ecys. Lustrea. (iinglnu ’riutu. Mun-line, Sui-kl, Seui‘fs. Ber n \' ls. Gloves and Hosiery, &c., &c ,

ALSO—Tu his stock i. on Warp. Plan- nels.\\'liilc and tire i‘un ns,‘Clnihs and Carpetinxs.

All ol _whicb with a great variuIyof other .‘ - G O O D S , he will sell at the very lowest pi-IccS. * o Grocerles, 1n ’llua, Sugar. Molasses. Raisins, Currants. Rice. Paints, Oil, Nails, Glass, Soap, &c.. always on hand. Summerside, Nov 29, 1866

Norton 0F

REMOVAL L. VICKERSON,

' ‘IIANKFL’L to his customers and the

public {or past favors, begs leave respect- fully to announce that he has

Removed Ills place of’Biisiiicss from the Head of Queen’s lVlnirf to

Eli/Y ST“

CE‘NT‘RA L '

Opposite the “UNION L "( rnicrly

y occupied by Mr. Davrn Ga \‘,) and having increased facilities for carry or; on Business,

A Larger Stock,

:‘.nd BETTER ASSOR’I‘MEN’I‘, than ever before ofl'cred by him, be respectfully soli- cits». continuance of the patronage of the public.

Summersidc, Oct. 26, 1866 .

VVlii’l‘CHUNT COL ARE OFFERING 'I‘llli BALANCE OF Till-21R

WINTER STOCK, A'I‘ Greatly Reduced Prices! FOR PROMP PAYMENT !! Comprising amongst other articles Ready-made Clothing,

Blankets, Shawls, Mantles, Hoods, Sontags, Scarfs, Men's and Boys Caps,

c.,

gs, Socks,

Men's Under Shirts, Drawers, &c. Flannels, Shirtings.

a?“ Amio. the other branches of their STOCK at as‘modcrate prices as are convlst- ont with quality.

St. Eleanor’s. 29thJarmgry,/_1867.

Labrad ng,

PRIME ARTI . for CASlI ARBSON. Summerside, March 7, 86 . tf

EUREKA HOUSE SUMMERSIDE.

7 "E Subscriber would respectfully acquaint all parties who are desirous of purchasing

gooils,=t|iat by varioub arrivals from I

ENG/A XI), 11] OA'Tlt’IL'JL, if: BUS TON,

he- has just completed is LARGE and well ' assorted Smirk of

DRY COOBS,

Groceries & Hardware,

which for prom paymcntlie will sell VEB Y VER Y UIIEAI’. UR CAPS, CLOTH ATS. 1‘, GARDINER.

N excellant lot CAPS and I“ l

‘..r.

lllAWLS, MAN'I‘

ES, It a small advance on cost. “ ‘ ‘

C. C. GARDINER. DRESS MATERIAL

in great vrricly. 0.0. GAllDINBR.

Vim coarsvns'rs and rahrs’, ready and well made. . ' - t c. c. GARDINER.

()OTS. RCIIBERS. SHOES, a large stock. C. C. GARDINER .

LADIES FURS in BOAS and hlllb'li‘S . (‘. C. GARDINER.

and child rcu's

EST No. 1 BUFFALO ROBES, cheapest in Sumincrsidc. C. C. GARDINER.

RON, STEEL, SPRINGS and AXLES, all sizes. I C. (I.GARD1NER.

EXCELLENT SMOKING and UIIEWING TOBACCO. C . C . GARDINER.

"101.11: LEATHER and RANDALL’S UP- PER LEATHER, which every body

knows. C C. GARIHNER.

Common end ultras hie-mi» and 1. en. . “y . (t. o. GARDlNER.

ARRANTI-ID FLOUR, both Canadian and American C. C, GARDINER.

Chests of Congou TEA, just received por Lalm, from London, which for

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quality and price is still defying competition.

C. C. GARDINER.

Summerside, Nov 29, 1866,

nAlssins lloorzus & t‘o. :—

' . . ,. . '. I . ‘ . | New Trutmphs of i ' Medi ' Rogers cums Rm your rye om than and 1e" your qfliov «I wdyhlmur about ii. Murusn, August 17, 1865. Mus-us. Rooqu .1. (‘0. :—~ (.‘uitlrmUt—vftllr medicines have cured my wiii- ot a Cancer oftln- Breast. It had existed about nine months before she began wilh your medicines, grew rapidly, accompanied by dart- ing pains. No doubt it would mun have your lu‘yollll cure; but by a few months application: ofyuur niidlciuc, slu- lius not entirely well. Your preparations are inmluablc, and with- out hesitation l rcconnncnd them to the alllictcd. Yours truly, ALEXANDER GILLIS.

Wnsruonmnn, N. 12., August 28, 1865.

[IT in

In

Guillermo—1wilhnmch pleasure add my I‘ccblc It'slillllllly to the great healing powers of your wonderful Medicines. One of my children was et ly inflicted as follows: there I“ tim appeared b otcbcr over her body like rin'woriup; they spread all over her body, IIni_s, bead and all.Z She c 'ntiiiuud In this way" for three inonihs. SI e was really a pitiful sight. The smell from the sores was very. oilensive. TIII‘JUIK‘S at the end ot‘tlirec month nildisappearcd, and she‘ became very sick, and so low that no person who saw her thought she would Iiye many hours, and the general opinion was that there was no use to try to do anything for her. we heard ofyour mcdicincs iind got some, and npplicd it. . 'I‘hv sores again came out “bolero; but she soon got well; and is now stnnrt rind cheerful. Mn. L. and I can say of: truth, this is a wonder- ful medicine. \ ‘

‘Yours truly, . ALFRED LAWlllSON.

Pi

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Ainens'r Oct. 1st, 1865. Messrs Rogers & Co. '—

Gentlemcu—I have been for some time perfectly satisfied its to the extraordinary virtue nfyour rncdicinc, but until recently have not Iusd any ,Dccosion for the use uftht-In. About thredmonths ago, a member ot'my family was tuk ‘ down with the acute rheumatism. Iimmediulcly applied the tire ot'your medicine. The rcsult is u wniplcto cure is affected. I am 66 years of age, and have been a great deal in sickness during my life; lnivc seen many cases of acute rheuma- tism, some of which have resulted in lameness for life, but have never seen so speedy and

a hopeful recovery. in

With the toast anxious desire that the 3, III’Uvaedicines may have a world-wide cir- culation,

III I am yours respectfully,

anus PAGE. A Cough Cold or

A Sore Throat, (0L REQUIRES IMMEDIATE Arum" TION, ANII BIIOULD I'll‘ Clllfl‘R' LI). IFALLOWEDTDCUNTINUK) (OR Irratation ol‘ the Lungs, a GH S Permanent Throat Afl'ec- tion. or an Incurable Lung

disease 15 OFTEN THE RESULT.

Brown's Bronchial, 'l‘roclies

tuvmo A manor INFLUENCE To 'run ran-rs, nivn Inimou'rn ounce. For Bronchitis. Anthma,Cuturrli,Consumptivo and Throat Diseases,

Troches are used with always good success. SINGERS AND PUBLIC SPEAKERS will find ’I'rochcs uqeful in clearing Ibo voice when taken before iuging or Speaking, and fl relieving the tbro: after an unusual exertion ofthc vocal organs. The Troy/res are recom-

Couu, Jackets, Vests,

pond with their most st 3

utmost attention and proniptncss and dcspatc r. can be given.

JOURNAL, THURSDAY, scan, 4, 1867.

"’t‘“ " V“ . 1km“: “: "

‘ Fawn." WINTER 600118!

'l‘llli‘. Subscriber has now in Stow. a care-

tully selected STUCK Ill" GOODS.

suitable for the Iii-awn. wbi. h (or quality and

li't‘ cmnpare very favourably with anything the Trade.

STAPLE DRY GOODS,

(Inv, White and Printed Cottons. Warm oi‘all l‘olourn, (‘lutlmFlannels and Linens, Plain and Fancy Dress Goods. Shawl-I. Maullcs. and Sacqui-s, Silks, \‘clvct and Fell. liuts, Steel Skirts, Fun and Gloves, Stays, Sontag. and llmuls. lie.

GENTS' FIIIIIIISHIIIG 600118. Panto. Hats, Caps, Shim, Shirt (.‘ollnrs, Scurfs, Gloves, 6.4-.

'l‘ailor's Trimmings. Hardware.

All kinds of Cutlery, Carpenter's and Shoc-

nkcr‘s Tools, Chains and Nails of all kinds, Iintl, Putty and Glass, Fishing and Shoe

'l'hreml, Wire Cloth, Brooms and Buckets. Broad'u and Splilcr‘s Superior Axes and Adm-s

ways in Store.

Groceries.

Tea and Molasses, (very superior) Sugar.

Raisins, Rice, Currants, and Liverpool Soup, Spices ofa kinds.

Ii'er e ()z'l.

Confec onary. PATENT MEDICINES,

Scents and I’omades.

LEATII ER,

In Sole, Neal's, Calf and Graincd, with other every day requisites constantly on hand.

D. ENMAN. Summerside, Dec. 6, 1866.

BlileS‘HWUG HALL.

Best! Forest 1! Cheapest ll!

HAVING just opened a FIRST CLASS

Drug Store and Dispensary

IN SUMMERSIDE, the buildingr lately occupied by A.\VAUG 1'1 BROTHER, Water-Street, the Subscriber

wishes to intimate to the inhabitants of Suiti-

crxido and surrounding places, tbathc is

now prepared to supply them with

Drugs,

Medicines, and Chemicals,

of the very best quality, importh direct from

Gum-r Blunts, which will cmuro their FRESHNESS & YURI’I‘Y.

Purchasers will find his 'aicns to corres-

expectations. Physicians prescripti n w 1 receive the are, -ombincd with Bestofrclcrcnccs

A Large ipply of

Patent Mediclnes,

continually on hand.

A nice selection of I’IIRFUMES, and other

Fancy TOILET ARTICLES. Iii?“ Orders from the Country promptly

Ilcd. IIORA'I‘IO S. BAGNAIL. Sumiuerside, Dec. 20, 1866 .

mended and prescribed by Physicians, and have had testimonials from iinincnt men throughout the country. Being an article of true merit. and having proved their efficacy by a test of many years, each year finds them in new localities in various parts of the world, and the Truths: are universally pronounced better than other articles:

Onnm only “Baowx's BRONCHML TRO- ctms," and do not take an of the Won/duo Imitatiqu that may be 0 cred.

SOLD EVERYWHERE.

Symonds’ Patent

Burner& Petro'eam Fluid

And Circular Wick. Be 1:, Safest, cheapest.

NO MORE LAMP EXPLOSIONS! NO MORE BROKEN 0111mm rs I 1

NO MORE SMOKYW!!! VERY LITTLE 0D . .1!

For sale by ‘ JAMES L. IIOLMAN. Summersidc, Oct. 18, 1566.

MR. INSLOW, "

An experienced Nurse and Female Physician, presents, to the attention of mothers, licr

SOOTHING SYRUP,

“ MARY CATHERINE.”

US'I‘ RECEI VEI) pcr Manv CATHERINE, from Boston,—

UCKE’ ‘S, Brooms, Tub cks, Latches, Ilutcbets, Hammers \\ n s, Sleighllclls, Kerosene Lamps, Bed tends, Chain, Clocks, Tobacco, Soc L tIu-r, &c., all of which will be sold t. tli very lowest prices for CASH by

C. llIcLl-ZNNAN.

Summersidc, Dec. 6, 1866.

FOR CHILDREN TEE’I‘IHNG. wb‘ch greatly facilitates the process of teeth- ing, by softening the gums, reducing all infla- matiun—will allay all pain and spasmodic ac- tion, and is ' '

SURE TO REGULATE THE BOWELS

Depend upon it, mothers, it will give rest to yourselves, and

Relief and Health to,your Infants.

We have pump and sold this article for over thirty years, and can say, in cnnlldcncc and truth ot'it, what we have never been able to say of any other medicine—never has it

Extra 85 Super!

For sale low for cash,

FLOUR, FLOUR.

7 HE Subscriber husjust received per sclirs.

Anme bqum'v and Janette.-

500 Barrels FLOUR.

JAMES L. IIOLIIIAN,

British 8:. American House October 18, 1866.

failed in a single instance, to effect a care, when timely used. Never did we know an in- stance oi dissatisfaction by any one who used it.. On the Contrary, all are delighted with its operations, and speak in terms nl‘higlicst coin- mcudation of its magical ctlects and medical virtues. We speak in this manner “ what we do know," after thirty years“ experience, and pledge our reputation for the fulfihucnt of what we here ilcc re. In almost every in- stance where the infant is suffering from pain and exhaustion. rclicfwill be found in fillCt'Il or twenty minutes after the ryrup is adminis- tered.