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Ed Orlcwski 3rd & 4th Duffy

Every day I Visit the ‘ coffee chapel. The coffee chapel is that place where all dedicated employees go 'by sole travel' to have their coffee chapel break, as one is not a cup carry— ing member unless one has a coffee chapel break.

But perhaps where I have my cup is more quiet than most chapels. I am some— times quite alone to drink my hot water with 'whatever' but Usually ,the Rose (he is with me. She‘s my synth- etic ostrich feather duster (as ostriches area protected species now) . She's real chicken though, and‘blushes very,very easily. She's 27th cousin to the Grimey (he. '

She is a valuable companion, as she is in charge of keeping all the dusties off of the books here on 3rd and 4th floors Duffy. She really gets

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charged up, too, and by moving over the book shelves she generates static electricity which lifts the tinyparticles of dust mto her feathers to fall down onto the floor, where Grimey (he later collects The Grimey One really gets special treatment in his hair. That is a cling’ative type "hair oil" diemt'Lcal, which will not release the particles of dirties unless they are given a good old

. fashioned shaking.

mce the dusties are given the salt—shaker treatment, they are swept up by the Pink Kitten (the Pink Kitten is a sexy, sweet, lightweight thing, with split ends on her broomhead. She's a small job go—getter) who in turn calls on the Quiet one, for assistance. The Quiet (he is our super- star. She's hung up on a nail (the nail'srname is

Rumhflavourcd 'j» I Wine dipped. ~ A

Spike) and she's a genuine synthetic nibber dustpan. She moves across the floor almost without a sound, and

"collects the dusties and

grimies which the Pink Kitten has collected for her. Then the Quiet (he gives them (the dusties andthe grimies) an elevator ride to the grab bag. (The grab bag is 'the bag where all no—goodies are dropped after they have left the capable hands of the Quiet Ole.)

‘ Actually the Grab Bags ' are very comma} and high strung. They have their place in every classroom, and Lab. , here at

3rd and 4th Duffy. Also

5 there is one in the

"Little Girls Room" on 4th floor Duffy, and so the "Little Boys" will not feel left out, well, they have one too. In the tinkle rooms, though, the Grab Bags are held in

Truth" 9

THE UPEI SUN; Thursday, November 1:22, 1979', page» 1h

where to reach you on campus. cut but the coupon below 7 and drop it in the box for the draw.

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ment by the silent v sentinels. (he has to push open the JaWs offthe sentinel and deposit one's hand paper there ,‘ and as the jaws swing back they squeekily say, "thank you, thank you" but you have to listen carefully. You-have to be in tune to such _ goings cn,'you knm. Often times We don't give any

‘ kind of thought at all to l the little things that we

hear around us. . . ;especially in the classrooms. ,V

A KIEANER'S KRISTNES KALANDAR P.S. Anyone, that is Anyone, who does not! expect to be gettingva Christmas. gift this year, who visits 3rd or 4th Daffy, please write your name and give your telephone number, or where you can be reached, in the book provided, and we will see what we can do about

making you feel "Gifted"

with a little something.

‘ POST SYMPOSIUM DRAW

POST SYMPOSIUM DRAW

The Kleaner's Korner has made an official 5—o—puss (perhaps its partly from his ' association with the biology department on hth floor Duffy). to do is turn to the editorial (page M) of the November 15th edition down "one" of the names of "the 12 apostles of - your name and telephone number or

To win it all you have’

of the SUN and write

Fill in, and

5-O—PUSS AWARD'

Your name

POST SYMPOSIUM DRAW SELECT ONE APOSTLE OF TRUTH FOR THE OFFICIAL KLEANER'S KORNER'

Apostles Name (your choice) ~

Your telephone number

Class Room and Time

‘ following week.

7 This box is prOvided at the information: desk in Robertson Library. ‘ be made in one week_by "John of the Sun"._' and the‘winner will be announEéd the

"The draw will?

It,

Editor's NOte —=A Seorpuss is a rather large and attractive decoration. 'wood and various decorative materials.

It is made of,

' _’ CHEMISTRY TRIP \, ‘ On November 30th the Chemistry cm; is having eff field trip to the Scott Paper Plant in Nova Scotla'

For more information'contact Todd 'MacLaughlan at the SUN or Professor Locks at the cass Chemistry Center

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