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SCORPIO (oct,23—Nov,21) forecast for this month. "late night visitors" Try to stop telling so PICES (Feb.l9-March 20) this week, “You may meet many lies.Misinformation *This a good week to put several br°thers and may be harmful to people. up your storm doors. SiSters You've never This is a good week to take Take time to think about heard Of- You may find a bath.You may be arrested, the advice you will get! Ont this week that Your

for indecent exposure on on the 14th. Don't father is really Your the 14th.Stand tall for let the actions of people mOther and Your mother principles. confuse you._ The world is a IObOt- SAGJTARIUS(Nov 22-Dec 21) is run by lunatics. LE0 (July 23- Aus- 22) This is the week to do . I - Plenty of action for you some soul-searching.Time ARIES (March Zl-Aprll 19) this week: Leo- Try and time again you will be Try.t° become mori Of an ‘to express Yourself to 7 asked "What is the matter?"1nd%Vi§ual° PeoP e are those You 10Ve- Give \ You will probably be depres-beglnnlng to take you a true effort in trying . sed all month.Your emotion—-for granteé' To Stand to liSten to Other Peoples a1 stability will be ques- °“t a bit 1“ the.°r°Wd’ Perlems- EnjOY youself I tioned.Probably you'll'loseWhy n°t try ShaV1ng your this weekend. _Don't run

. ‘ head. Good days on the with a sucker in your every friend you have.Y0u l 4 & 16 mouth You ma ut will be lucky if you don't 12’1 ’ I ' ' .y p kill yourself this month- TAURUS (Aprll 20—M8y 20) anather hele 1n your

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CAPRICORN (Dec.22—Jan 19) week. Gypsies are on VIRGO (Aug.23-Sept 22) Be prepared for the worst the move and with your This week is full of this month« .Don't center luck they'll add you surprises. Keep your all your attention on one to their collection of eyes open. Something person. Take time to perverts. This will be unusual is going'to think about the situation, a bad week for you. Stay phappen.‘ You may suffer your finances should be in bed all week. Alone. 3 fall and lose the use checked. Try to separate ‘GEMINI (May 21—June 20) fo both legs. Also real from illusion. Why not try to break a do exercises that use AQUARIUS (Jan-ZO—Feb-l8) few of those bad habits arm and chest muscles. You have two problems: this week. If you try LIBRA (Sept 23—Oct 22) loss of‘muscle mass in the t5 break them all you'd This week is full of sicks‘ faceineCkoarmS and a have a full time job. K ness. [Someone close to tendanCV to talk tOO. ' You are a very gros per— you will fall ill and much. This is a good h son. Perhaps you should die. You will eatch it month to sit back and commit yourself.‘ too. Be careful of who listen to others for CAN ER (June 21—July 22) you kiss and buy a ‘ once- No real bad days Be very careful with your package of barf bags. , ' ‘ ,

you know you‘repmanager‘of they Panther Football Team when

‘You Spend all night 'You have to play doctor when but come baCk(AFTER THEY ‘

looking for Jonesy's J.P. drinks. THREATEN T0 BREAK YOUR LEGS) 31rd1e’ only to flnd OUt —You get pissed off, quit, ‘ 'The Conspiracy

Tokis has it ‘ —You order 80 quarter- “ pounders and 80 Big Macs, and have to explain how you forgot the pop. _¥ou're on a first name basis with all the players and you'fe not a jock or a girl —-or both. —You order 80 quarter r- pounders with cheese, and Ernie wants his plain -You live in the locker room 60 hrs/week -You are the only one ALLOWED to drink, but you don’t have time. —You have to bail half the team,two coaches,George,and Rabbi,out of jail the night before a game. -You need two cars to pick

store.

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coaches (from the bars). ‘ ‘\ ‘

.you empty all the ice I 0th REMEEBER . T0 WHOM.IT MAY CONCERN‘ machines in town to keep er people have'just as APPr011mste1Y‘tW0 months Hermie in buisness. many, if not more. problems ago you told me something _You have to sneek sockee as Y°“- '71 ' and have repeated it many

a beer before the game, and times Since. APPYOXimate1Y' a smoke at half—time. To Error is Human two weeks ago I asked my—' -You work 'til 4A.M. fixing Thus self a question about me. and Painting new helmets and with the amount oferrors Sunday I realized that what “ Ithen they want to wear their I ve made you had said was Part Of my

I must be Super Human answer. THANK YOU!

old one. _