cheating" :

Proof by corrupt math: "Simplify the problem by making use of some trick, albeit a mathematically illegal one eg. x/o = 0, 1=2

Proof by Textbook: This beast is rarely found on exams but can be useful for labs, especially those in which your experimental error exceeds 30,000%

Proof by Logic: Your answer looks right, it feels right, so damnit, its got to be right. You just lack the details to show it. (Quote Spock extensively)

Proof by Reduction to the Wrong Problem: Misread the question and change it to an easier, more solvable form. A variation on this theme is the validity Proof, where you conveniently forget to prove the question and instead just show an example for which it works. State that the theorem is valid for all cases in which it does work.

Proof by 80 Proof: Consuming beverages containing 40% alcohol isn’t the most effective procedure, but PEILCC sanctioned products can be loads of fun anyway. Even if the exam smokes you, who'll remember?

Proof by B&E: If you don’t want to bother studying, liberate a copy of the exam from your prof’s office. The fact that you'll have to break and enter does technically make this a criminal offence, but what he’s been doing to you during the course is also illegal.

Proof by Brown-nosing: Ass-kissing has been used successfully for ages, so there’s no reason why anyone lacking pride and self-esteem shouldn’t try it. Visit the profs office frequently, bearing gifts such as apples, assorted canned ‘goods and BNR pocket calculators. Compliment his tasteful brown, yellow and green polyester sports jacket. Ask dumb questions so he’ll feel smart.

Proof Beyond a Reasonable Doubt: What the jury will have to be shown in order to convict you to 3 or 16.

Proof by Minimum Time Expenditure: Admit that the question is was over your head and write down some criticism like "I don;t know" or "you’re asking me?" A word of warning, though, don’t do this too often or you'll be rolling your marks home.

Waterproof: Plead for your professor’s mercy, explaining that you couldn’t study because your parents are suffering from bizarre diseases, forcing you to put in an,80 hour seek at the fish plant so you could keep your sister in hairdressing school. If this works, beg for money.

International News

For your information there now is an "International Bulletin Board" located on 1st floor Main Building (outside of Extension Department offices). Publications pertaining to International issues can also be found in the Faculty Lounge. Further information on programs mentioned in this bulletin can be obtained from either David Morrison (Main 317, 566-0444) or from Joanne MacVicar (Main 112, 566-0408). A newsletter concerning international programs which would be of interest to faculty members will be published on a regular basis in the future.

Yearbooks

We have yearbooks from 1973-1989. They belong to you the students and the alumni of this university. Please we need the office space!

Come and pick them up.

Office Hours: Monday, Wednesday, and Friday 1:30-3:00PM. :

The UPEI X-Press

November 8, 1990

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