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an explanation

body demanded it.

This paper is the first in a series of efforts to increase and improve the social life of the members of the Society and also the entire student body of UPEI. The society is inde—

The B.I.P. YEAR II,this second issue of the 'Benev— olent Irish Paper" marks a turning point in student life at U.P.E.I. This issue has been produced and dis— tributed by an involved group of students on campus, calling themselves the Stu—

gdent Social Society. These people have taken the ini- tiative upon themselves to get out and achieve something for the simple feeling of accomplishment — not be— cause the Student Union paid them or‘the student

ion, but hopes to work closely with the Union to accomplish objectives de— sirable to both organiz—a— tions. Our motto is simple but describes our ideals: "To accomplish, one must 'contribute." PAX.

pendent of the Student Un—_

MICKEY SAYS.

Sitting on the subway,

PAT'S . NOTE

:1 have recently been info— rmed that to be Irish,one must write for the B.I.P. ‘1 can't pass up this mag- nificent opportunity to say Hi to all my fellow Irishmen;in particular:- Mom,Dad,Pat&Mike English, John&Nan Looney, and a special hi to Sir Thomas Kelly Donnelly from Pret-

' ty Partick.Have a happy St Paddy's and keep the flag flying.

Patrick

er again will I go to Far Rackaway, all there was,

re, Irish everywhere", to which his friend Abie replied,

"I understand, never again will I go to Atlan—

sh there, Irish everywhw ere." -

"I will pay anything, just name the price."

"I do know that there are two brains in the organ bank at the moment, but it is a very expensive operat—

Hanging on a strap above

leaned over and shouted

at them,‘ "Well, youse can both

go to Hell, 'cause you'll

A fellow comes in to see the doctor, the doctor, with a very straight face says,

"Brain Tumor".

"What? oh Good Lord, is there any cure?" replied the man.

The Doctor says,

"I'm afraid not, it's

fatal."

"Well, what can I do?" says the fellow.

The Doctor says,

"It's a very secret thing but I am authorized to tell you that they are pre form— ing transplants and mind you it is a very expensive operation."

The man replied,

ion" the Doctor said.

The man replied, ..

"I will pay anything, any- thing!!"

The Doctor explained,

"We have a Jewish brain for $2,500, and an Irish brain for $17,600.50."

"Why so expensive for the 1 Irish brain?" the man asked:

The Doctor replied,

find no Irish there."

the story of Pat going fishing, seeing-the sign "ALL THE BAIT YOU WANT— $l.00". Pat said,

‘"By golly that's such a good price, give me $2.00 worth.

On the other hand we like

Cohen said to Isaac, "Nev-

was Irish here, Irish the—

tic City, Irish here, Iri—

them, a livid Pat McCarthy

THE B.I.P.

Benevolent Irish Paper: A annual publication of the Student Social Society. The opinions expressed 'in this paper are those of the authors and are the responsibility of practically no one.

Contributing staff for this issue: Norbert Moran, Jim O'Mac Adam, Bob Grey, Laura O'Willson, Joyce Duffy, Alice O'Barrett,Pat O'Mac Donald—-—Better known as the Irish Mafia. Photos courtesy of

Winston O'Maund

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