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FRIDAY, MARCH 11, 1988

1. To Live and Die in LA

2. 91/2 Weeks

Crazy Hour - 9:30 - 11:00

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| Wile E.

By A.D.

Where does Wile E. get money in order to purchase ACME products?

ACME Jet-shoes are not free, neither are ACME Ice-cube makers and Syberian tiger traps. Wile E. purchases thousands of dollars worth of equipment weekly. Where does the coyote get his coin?

3 POSSIBLE EXPLANATIONS

1. LINE OF CREDIT

Wile E. is ACME’s best customer. This fact may suggest that he is a good credit risk, and_ therefore ACME has granted him a full line of credit with unlimitd spending. Event- ually the company will have to collect this debt and perhaps the coyote won't pay. Is Wile E. bad debt

expense?

2. BACKDROP PAINTING

We’ve all seen Wile’s superb rock wall murals. Mr. coyote has expertly painted. the following scenes:

A) the dark cave

B) the train tunnel

C) the fake bridge.

It is quite possible that Wile E. is using his talents to create market- able works of art in order to produce additional funds, that can be used to destroy the Roadrunner.

March 16 & 17. VOTE VOTE

Coyote

3. ROBBERY

Few Anti-christs have any moral values and hence, many of them break them for personal betterment. Wile E. may be regularly stealing from ACME. The coyote may have applied to the company for work as a shipping clerk. Once hired, Wile E. would have full access to inventory. When nobody is looking, Wile E. scoffs a Batman suit.

Wile E. has been purchasing ACME products for years, and there- fore it is unlikely that he has not been paying his debts. The coyote doesn’t have time to be a shipping clerk since he spends the majority of his time chasing the Roadrunner. Therefore the coyote must be moon- lighting as a commercial artist.

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PS: Don’t forget the Elections are Coming!!

GENERAL MEETING

All Students of the Union?

A GENERAL MEETING for all UPEI Student Union members will be held on March 15, 1988 at 11:30AM

in the Pit. The agenda is as follows:

(1) Call to Order (2) Approval of the Agenda (3) Executive Reports (i) Treasurer (ii) Vice President Operations (iii) Vice President Academic (iv) President ; (4) Introduction of the Candidates (5) Candidate Speeches/Question Answer Period (6) New Business ; _ (7) Adjournment

If you are a student at UPEI, you should attend this meeting.

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