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Iii his often been msrvelied st in this column that many plwe" -—even players of long experience j-Beem to have an aversion to lead- "W "Willis when acting as delen.

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of the decla er? I! so, they an, very much mistaken!

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South dearer. - Jigtltsides vulnerable Q 10 7 5 8 Q A 10 A K 9 5Q 9 7 5 — 1 u: ~ salsa. o 1o s 2 W E z

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Q Q K 6 5 4 i Q J 8 7 3 ‘j. ‘t - Th9 bidding was remarkable

llf-flllil- t0 the boint of weirdness- but East-West, who were mm, paratlhely innocent in this respect, lid not benefit from their oppon-

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ents’ clrcumlacutions; This was the sequence;

South West North East, Pass Pass 1 N T Pass Pass Dble. Pass Pass 2 Q Pass Pass Dbls. 2 Q Pass Pass Dbie. 3 Q (i) Pass 3 Q Dblo. Pass Pass Pass

West opened the club king and. on sight Q! dummy, shifted to the

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to the ace, then ruffed s club. Next. he ruffed a heart. while Welt dis- cardecl a diamond. The we and king of diamonds wBre Clihed. and an- other club was led 1rom dummy.

East saw exactly how the wind was blowing snd made s desper- ate effort to stop the cross-ruff. but in vain. He ruffed the third club with the spade king, cashed the diamond queen, then led the ace and jack of trumps. Unfor- tunately, however, this could not prevent South irom winning his nine tricks. and therefore the absurd contract was fulfilled, giving North. South the rubber game.

Considering the bidding he had heard, West should not have led even one round ot clubs—he should have opened a trump. Thai. how- ever, would have been unimport- Lnt if. alter seeing the dummy. West had brought the slightest logic to bear. Obviously south had no more clubs, and dummy was short in hearts. What was more inevitable that a cross-ruff would ensue. if West permitted it? Had he shitted lo trumps, East would have taken out three rounds of the suit, and

heart jack. Souih Won with llic lcng and promptly returned a heart |

that Wulllil have detected the con-

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