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Please, refrain from yelling and take a seat. These actions are not new to you, and if you would cease to be concerned with details, you would see the big picture.

I appreciate your unfiltered personality, especially in those instances when we are convers- ing whilst driving in your self- propelled motorized vehicle. However, when we are included

in a larger social context, your personality alters, and you become both increasingly para- noid and desperate to gain other people's approval. __

Explain to me why you must make your actions increasingly complex? I have observed your rapid change in personality, and it aggravates me to a certain extent. Our existence is full of ups and downs, but I have a sim- ple request for you: please do not put on false heirs in my pres-

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When you present yourself at my domicile without previous arrangements, and you are dressed in the garb of another social group to which you do not belong, you cause me to express amusement at full volume. As well, when you replicate a mod- eling position, I must request that you remove the clothing that you wear, as the vestments belong to another social class to which you do not belong. No one believes the deceptions you are trying to express. |

In larger social scenes, when we are fraternizing with mutual acquaintances, you develop acute social phobias, such as: an increased awareness of those around you,.an inability to enjoy the current situation, and a desire to gain social acceptance. These instances cause you to look irrational and unstable in my eyes.

Publicly state and explain to me, in the most direct way, why must you continually create such intricate and Byzantine circum-

_ stances out of nothing but per-

ceived notions? I recognize your manner of behaviour, especially when you appear in the guise of a different individual, and these actions cause me a great deal of exasperation. Truly, our exis- tence is as I have described throughout this dissertation. When you tumble, move slowly as a toddler would, shatter, and accept the circumstances in

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on Life's Complexities |

which you find yourself, a trans-

- formation occurs in your mind. |

would like you to solemnly swear that you express only truthful statements, and also that you never knowingly attempt to don the markings of another individual simply to impress me. Relax, take a deep breath, place yourself on a chair, and cease speaking loudly. All the experiences that you are feeling are not new to you; in fact, they

- are universal. When you open

your mind to accept this state-

ment of fact, you will perceive

the grandness of the situation. You develop and inherit the

' personality traits of other indi-

viduals when we are in the pres-

ence of a group of people in a

similar age demographic. This context thus leads to erratic shifts in your personality, caus- ing you great discomfort and an inability to unwind. Although you have attempted to impress me with your displays of brava- do, they have failed.

Why must you cause such a mosaic of multifarious ideas to occur? Again, I have perceived your behaviour as that of another person, and deem it to be fraud- ulent, and persistently aggravat- ing to myself and others. Life is like this, though. There are many trials and tribulations that one must endure, but in the entire scope of our sense of reality, | have but one simple request: promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it. No, no, no.