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Dear Santa,

Hi Santa, my name is Clark, and my mommy and daddy told me, thatifI was good boy, you'll bring me things like a Nintendo 64, a rubber chicken, a Tickle Me Elmo, Issues from Frederick’s and Hollywood, a radio control monster truck with a magic genie playsuit, Doctor Barbies Play

set, and a spider-man space shooter.

Thanks Santa and you will find extra milk and cookies. From: Clark

Dear Santa,

My name is Nazaire and for Christmas I would like a Sailor Moon Watch, inflate a mate, a pony, Shimmies with beads, a puppy with over-the-elbow gloves, Kooky crab leather down

matrix system, and something for my kitty.

Don’t worry I won’t forget to leave out milk and cookies.

From: Nazaire

Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas are my two front teeth, my two front teeth, and some socks, and my two front teeth, how about more Kraft dinner and Mr. Noodles and my two front teeth, some toilet paper would be good, and my two front teeth, and anew tooth brush, and my two front teeth, and a case of 24, and my two front teeth,

and a pint of gin, and my two front teeth, and some aspirin, and my two front teeth is all I want for Christmas.

P.S. SantaI won’t be able to leave youany milk or cookies, instand you’ ll have to settle for water and crackers.

From: Dookie

Hey Santa,

Here's the deal - I want some- thing good for x-mas this year. Let's put an end to the underwearand socks, OK? I know what you're sayin’ - you're asking yourself, what the hell does she want now? I want teh Super Friendz - I want them to play in my | basement. Jon said he could maybe make it happen, but I KNOW you can. For more info, read pages 16 & 17.

Love, Messila

LETTERS TO

December 3, 1996

Dear Santa:

I've been a good boy for most of the year, and I only have a few demands. Please feel free to fill them or ignore them--Is your choice, since you're the one dispensing the goodies. Firs! and most importantly, I want away to change how time pass¢s - I don't care how, a time machine would work great-- so tha I can get all my papers in on time for once. Another thing !é like is a healthy dose of inspiration so that my papers dos! sound like mush that emerged from a half-hearted attempt ® take notes while talking to my friends during lectures. Most! all though, I'd like a great big red shiny firetruck so that | ca be the envy of all my neighborhood. That is all I want, plea* see it in your heart to at least give me two out of three.

Joel Gillespie

Dear Santa,

I would like a big lump of coal for christmas. It's cold where I live. Maybe a little vodka to help take the chill of as well. A beer and wine making kit would be handy too, then I would never be cold, oe a enough to care if I was. Mostly, I just want the coal, though.

; ae & Love Mike