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“well. there's one thing cal-thin," she said. "They can't 8nd fault with the children m my vlev- They are perfect All m American critics agree on that." ~ ~ ' "

BUT that was just what the Lon- don critics did find fault with. ‘They said oi Rebecca and her playmates: "You can't iool us; there ain't no such animiles." Kate Douglas Wig- gin was iiabbergasted until an Ana- erican living in London explained:

"Well, it's likeithis: Here inlEng- land onlyslum children would run wild all over the place, with no sup- ervision, getting _into__misehiei and messes. Now, your children are not slum chiidren.- The audience was puzzled. ‘Yhey couldn't place them.

(in "Peter Pan"). but not‘ yours. seer" ' -' ‘ ‘ ‘

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I HEARDa new Kipling story

WHEN Kate Douglas, Wiggin nroduced the stage version oi her ‘Rebeoca oi Bunny- brook Farm" in London ‘some. years it walla isllure. Prom the box which she shared with Mary Anderson ("Our Mary") on the iirst night she heard the applause lose its spontaneity and become merely po-

"My play,‘ is not ‘getting over’ " she remarked to a friend between the

AT the close oi the play there curtain calls and cries oi "Authori author!" but Kate Douglas Wiggin felt that all was not

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They understand Battle's children'

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haven't a. match. Nobody coul guess the answer, so ﬁnally, Kiplln himself, being present, young lady ior a light-on the mys wry. '

“You ought to know it, ior it is on oi your own books." Kipling gave it up.

girl, triumphantly.

Diving."

go by feeling.

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AND‘ the bottom oi the ocean is just like tho ground ashore. There are little rises, and little hollows. Perhaps there wii be a rock stick- ing up hére and there.

-"1 have had to climb down one oi then-i for sixty ieet, just like ﬁnding your way down a ledge on a moun-

tsin ashore," pipes Tom. "That time I had gone down sixty feet and

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costume supposed to represent the titievoi a. book by a well-known liv-

asked the

“Why, Mi‘. Kipling," she purred.

"The Light; That Failed," cried the

CAN you see under water? and. What is it like at the bottom oi the ocean? Almost everybody that talks with a diver asks these two ques- tions, declares Tom Eadie, famous diver, in his thrilling book "I Like On a bright day, and on a sandy or graveliy bottom.'you can see all round you at a depth oi 120 feet, Tom tells them. You can't see so far on a cloudy day, and on a mud bottom on‘ a cloudy day you can't see anything at all and have to

landed on a. rock. a went to the edge oi

But when I it, I had -

down, as I say."

One young lady turned s s s up disguised as an automatic lighter -you know, one oi those contrap- tions that never works when you

AS to the view at the bottom Eadie says:

"Oi course in away it is a land- d scape, yet it lacks the look oi what B one means by a landscape. It isn't exactly a seascape. Perhaps the only - thing you can rightly call it is a ‘bottom-scape.’ The only incidents in a bottom-scape are the fish! Cod e and haddock you may see where there is rocky bottom. On sandy bottom you get ﬂounders and soles oi all sizes. I have speared nice ones.“

Thank you, Tom!

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MANY amusing stories about Field-Marshal Douglas Haig are told by Sergeant T. Secrett in “Twenty- Flve Years With Earl Half-not to be confused with General Charter-is’ recent biography oi the Britbh World War Commander. Secrett was personal soldier servant to Haig for n. quarter of a century and his book’ gives the lie to the old saying that no man is a hero to his valet, al- though Sccrett was more than u lrniet. He was an institution.

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0N his way one night to arterial an entertainment given by some Am- erican artists ior the troops behind vithe lines. Haig found himscii mixed,‘ up in the tent-ropes oi a marqueci {which served as s. canteen for thci soldiers. At that moment a Tommy ' came out oi the marquee-just c: ,ilttle bit the worse for wear. , ; "Hey, old cock," he greeted HaigA "can you lend mo a bob 124 cents)‘ ‘until Friday?" ‘ Haig looked at him closely-the‘ light was dim-and came to ‘the, conclusion that Tommy had made a l perfectly genuine mistake. i "All right," ire said, putting ht:

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hand in his pocket and producing c grade" shilling. “Sée that you send it back- ‘ ‘ion Friday. This is my address, or 1 l a this envelope." ' i He put the shilling and velope into Tommys hand. I I I >

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HAIG himseii drank very little. But he was no bigot, and had not lthe slightest objection to Tommy; lhaving his beer or a drop oi whisky» l-as befitted a member oi the 1mg}

and I-laig iamily-at ordinary times.,l

an the same he strongly upheld the,‘ ihosiaitul authorities in the regulation _ lprohiblting the smuggling oi intox-f iicants into hospitals where Tommyi iwas under treatment. Nevertheiessl iiherc were all sorts oi ways oi get- i ‘Iting a. "wee drappie" into the wards. .

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i l ONE day Haig was visiting a hos-l lpitai at the iront and entered al iward unexpectedly. He was just in iiime to see a brawny Scot replace y-thc cork in a. ﬂask and hide it un- ider the bedclothes. Going straight lover to the bed, Haig asked the Iliighiander wha the was suﬂerlng from and was told "severe gunshot wounds in the logs." Looking around to see that nobody was within ear- shot, the Field-Marshal leaned ove. l the cot and whispered: l "What have you got in that ﬂask.

Opera House. A rehearsal oi "La Jock?" Tosca" was in full swing. Geraldine The quick-witted Scotchmsn whis- Farrar was not singing in strict ac- pcred back: . lcordsnce with Puccini's directions. "Just a wee drappie o’ the best , Toscaninl at once called attention to wine o‘ Scotland, sir-a drap o‘ her divergency. She was intensely llaigl" _ annoyed at the rebuke and losing i ' ' ' her temper, called out: 3 ON the night before the ﬁrst pcr- “Maestro, please remember I am a‘ iormancc in Paris oi Massenets star." opera “Sapphn," Calvc. whowas tol "The place ior stars is in heaven, ' sing the part oi the heroine-it wasl Mademoiselle," answered Tosoanini. written m her-arrived ten min-l at the top oi his voice. ‘lutzs late for thc general rchearsail The rehearsal proceeded without lThe company was whiting andvMas- any iurther rebellion, adds Russel scnet, excited and nervous, was de-, (in "The Passing Show." fcidedly out oi patience. ‘l ' ° ' ' i "Madame Calve," said he, when AND reminds me oi a story Hen- lthe diva appeared. "an artist worthy - f! T~ Flmll- U" 1W5“ "lac, “"4 u’ Ioi the name would never keep herltell. GMOWSKY. U" Pllnlli- w" ‘fellow workers waiting." sitting in a box at Carnegie l-lali. l‘ s r s | New York, with several other music- '- CALVE extremely angry, walked tans, including a promlntent vied:- . a out oi’ ist, at the New York debu oi Jasc e '3: iiibatslrtcﬂlzsehe glfllcblteeiifhrfd had {Heifers The audience was getting lcnange o! h-cari. Rrtrnclng her ioot- l more and more ardent in its demon- lsteps she apologized to all concern- |strations and enthusiasm. Sudden- led, and expressed hcr willingness to g ly the violinist sitting next to Go- jcontinue ii permitted to do so. idowsky turned to him and said: ' i 'I‘he chorus and orchestra ap- "Don't you think it is very warin lpiauded. Massanet embraced her, here?" _but never again, says Calve, ill! herl ‘Not for

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