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~ VOLUME 35 Issue 11

UPEI STUDENT NEWSPAPER

Fespruary 1, 2005

Whassa Matta You? - Home Grown Italian Cooking Alive on Campus

Jamie McGuigan Reporter

Italians, or people pretending to be Italian, have brought us many treasures in life... The Godfather Trilogy, Super Mario Brothers 3, and of course fine cooking. The latter example is showcased with the addition of two new genuine Italian restaurants on campus, an East Side Mario’s Express and Domino’s Pizza. So look out Chartwell’s, you’re about to be whacked.

Don’t cancel that daily trip to the food bank yet though. Thinking of stopping by for unlimited bread and appetizers at East Side’s, well fuhgetaboudit. This one stop spot in MacLaughlin arena doesn’t even offer the half-price appetizers, nor the full- price beers that made the University Avenue location such a popular spot for students. This location specializes in wraps, fries, burgers, and Al Pacino’s favourite drink, Chocolate milk. It’s more like an upscale hockey rink - canteen, or so says three-time hotdog- eating contest champion Andrew MacSwain. Pains

The Domino’s Pizza is conveniently located inside the Student Centre, and combines high prices with nostalgia. Domino’s reminds me of

elementary school pizza days, they should really be selling those little juice boxes too, a correspondent university restaurant connoisseur remarked. Well if they did, they would probably be $5 per juice box. Domino’s is selling their pizza for the low, low price of $3.50 a slice. Seems reasonable when you contemplate the fact that a large pizza sells to students for $9.99.

There might be even more food vendors coming to campus. Tim Horton’s had previously been offered a kiosk, but turned it down. Whether other stores will be anything from a Cy’s to an Afternoon Delight is unknown at

the time. Also there is a proposition to have an organic food day, for all you bleeding heart liberal vegetarians. A menu made of soy and other meat alternatives will be provided. I hope you're all happy with yourselves. Joke of the Week Doctor: I have some bad news and some worse news. Patient: Give me the bad news first. Doctor: The lab called. You have 24 hours to live. Patient: 24 HOURS?!? What could possibly be worse than that? Doctor: Uh, I couldn’t get a hold of you yesterday. Submit your joke: upeicadre@gmail.com