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3:00 A.M.,Monday - All's nuiet/on the gravel walks of U.P.E.I. I quess I'll ake a look - see over on he West Side. One Of my ontacts informed me that here was a case of eggshell I'n the egg salad yesterday. 'h, God, when will that Caf— ‘ria under the auspices of 'odent Foods be safe for

he normal palate .......

::3O A.M., Monday — well, =ll;s:guie§¥hege on the est gidee “a change,

EY. Eur 1%;fiunrg-‘z "'2', ;What ' s hat s‘loppffifigessbver by 7 “he COFFEE MACHINE? It... 't's overflowing AGAIN. rrrr ...I've had it.

‘his place just isn't safé- ell, me and the rest of

he Gang are just going to aVe to make this place 8'

‘AFE for God, country, mother; '°°d. and so on and so forth.

"go ANM., Monday - well, 'y rePort has juSt_been com— 'let3do I have been able to 'rOVe that Cafeteria food

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chromosone damage, carbohy- drate poisoning, protein poisoning, phyoria, loss

of sight, loss of hearing, loss of hair, loss of finger- nails, and ... I even had one of my contacts get a secret photograph of the cook putting a WHOLE COW

in the meatgrinder. This same contact of mine thinks he might also be able to get some pixs of the cook putting a dead shepard th— ough the meat grinder when they have shepard's pie? Oh, if only they knew to what lenghths I'll go to

expose them for what they

I amy‘even become a ... 20th century Dickens!

12:30 P.M., Monday - Well, it's lunchtime and the us- ual garbage is being served. I'm hearing disconcerting rumours that they're using seasonings to cover up the

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Building is saying that they OST ILLUSTRIOUS FOOD COM. C) i , don't wear whites, they do- ITTEE MEMBER WHOSE NAME 0

«horrible reality of their food. I'll have to get the SPICE SQUAD to work on that.

2:30 P.M., Monday — Well, I've just been informed by one of the GANG that there's a Food Committee Meeting tonight. He informed me that he got the biopsy back from a hamburger he had, and he says it's just one more piece of evidence on our never ending battle. The Cafeteria can't hold out much longer. Good al- ways wins.

5:00 P.M., Monday - It's suppertime, and my heart grows heavy with this dreadful burden I have taken on. No appreciation whatsoever, just the inner knowledge that I know what I do is right. But I have come to the conclusions that the Student help MUST’ go}! I don't know why, but a little voice over in Main

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n't wear hairnets ... what else can I do?? I myself know how utterly slack they are, for they treat 23 with disrespect and won't brown— nose me. They deserve to

be laid off!!! They won't become the intregal cataly— st for better food, they

are a detriment to the cause ...... they §£g_dispensable.

[7:00 P.M., Monday - Well

the meeting is about to be- gin. Who knows what the outcome will be? I only know that it must be band- led in the way I know Elery Queen or Perry Mason would. Facts must be the backbone ‘of our case and FACTS will be the downfall of Rodent Foods. And the FIRST thing is to get those students laid off .... ‘11

AND SO, DEAR READER, ENDS THE DAY OF A MEMBER OF THAT ELITE GROUP OF GASTROINTEST- AL GUARDS WHO ATTEMPT’TO

‘PROTECT YOU AND ME AND ANY'

ONE ELSE WHO VENTURES INTO THAT DEN OF CORRUPT CULINARY MAY YOU FARE WELL, FOOD COMMITTEE, IN YOUR ASSAULT UPON THE FORCES

0F RODENT FOODS.

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