‘ __§tGE TWO iiiuitiisrrolii Gas on Stomach Caused Sovorojhlns m; o. 1r. when," rater». Vi,

all! Ewen, 51*" Ifltelznlflhg in) olden aou suffered from‘ never-e

and limrtt" S‘...‘§'n.“$’.?..i'°.‘.‘.‘.i’°°°“"”

PARADISE

By COSMO HAMILTON

Author o1 "scandal" and the ‘ffllindnoaa of Virtue."

N I m B nor secrets of eoclehty and polltilcvi,

need artificial e gr r| n wit ui knowing t em, every ev-

mlflklll". but all to no avail. At hut ; It fi- ‘y c {i until}: in the Flag.

Ijothilnl bottle of l V c mg‘ utlcum ed e ' Lumley lind not done so badly “ m at . one ham‘ h“ e1". when‘! f“. y“, "m, cltliiir. Recommissloneil as ii l 'i corn in . _ . -

rattling seductively in the other nut a nlttle tilted. suit shabby ui- inougb recognizuniy well cut, suites ancient but polished l0 Defifim-"u- and the good old Wllllllllg ""1119- ‘i‘ony con-tinned week after W661i. lm pounce upon piissere-by and ‘pester. The rltuaL-“Good morn- ‘lug. lOr good afternoon) Ex- ‘Oirlcers’ hanii." Rattle rattle. "A lcoutributlon —n0 mutter bow l§mnll"—-railli3-l'3tlle——"M6l0(ly in— what do you think o, stead or gfilmillfifir-lllllfllfl hath

'....a he hid not taken the whole bottle before lie rvea pearly relieved. The

She:

VOQ-OOQOO-O-Of

it

THE cnAnLorrETowu GUARDIAN

iczilll ovu FACE AND BilllY

could.

taciur 0l.' barbed wire.

ecoerna all over my face and body. it wee in pimplea and I kept it lrri. fated by acratching for it nearly drove me crazy itching. and it liept me awake nights. < ' “ lwaa treated but it did not help mo. IO when I heard about Cutlciira Soap and Ointment. l bought them. lttoed two akea of Cutlcura Soap and one box of Cuticuna Ointment and l woe healed." (Signed) Alton

L801". would biwn

‘(Ihfliflllfi i0 soothe lllt.‘ savage breast i - _ rind when you are generous io- ld "y l‘ w” a mere My lncbing voiil"~r.-iitiu-ruttle——“’l‘hnnk ‘you no much So grateful." Or "Next. time we meet tnen, on your livay heme from ille lmnk. (ioitil Hniom-lpgw our afternoon, as the "case might ‘bei. _

, Among the men permitted by iiic

mvere stomach attacks coaaed. than ‘wit: no more gee on the awrnlch, 0nd he could eat anytblng be wiahod,"

Pot up only by The '1‘. Milbura Co, limited, 'i‘or0nt4.i. Ont

* "or l

present day beauty?

He: product.

lmlddle of the street, olpponits I 1,1,. .on. one side to the "m" “M” ‘my 5"“ M llpiihl u...) on ilin other t0

sleigh on the street: of this city are hereby warned that they must h"; .-i bell or bells attached _to their sleigh or harness so as to give audible warning to petle8tfl3fl5-

This law is to be SlFlGfly M‘ forced.

V. f‘. who deserved it, three D 0's who ought to have l-iiid V. sl and four M.‘ (‘.'s only one oi whom bad tmiilrbi ii. ivbon things were showered on ibo stuff. The” Gordon Highlanders, the lirisli l ‘Gllllfilfl, H18 dtiile Bllfgilde, tho. ll.‘ F. A., _._______.__.____ Guns. the Tank Corps were tho re- THE Z°°L°G|3T lglrnents represented, and as Tony.

W“ Sharpe, why do you Co", with n. cunning eyo for snobbcb- old!!!‘ yourself silcti a zooloqlst. Mr. gfiwéplllggflsvfgggggll"wiglllélill s... 2 t - - - £59m: i'msirnply-aw—er-de-10",“ W"?! PMlmKPRPl-‘S "iill! 16f! p

JAMES W. SHAW. City Marshal. 36284-74“.

ll0'l'|0E '

Dog owners are hereby notified

.0

H d t N ‘ voted to animal crackers, doncber ~° T-Iilii- 1m‘ 11817185. U11‘- bflflll hillside 0i’ the law, mlfiezlslhflggz 31513:? afufdgga ma“, llclllfiifll very useful popularity v that have been inoculated before #1" lam“? The Man “vim m” cmlmm“ .yt=g ans,‘ December 10th. 192d. are allowed

dos-ti p." "Your loving cousin Eve", p

0U! Wit-MW! lealh b" MUST BE and some of the others who pound-j

MUZZLED. Any am found at up‘; contrary to the above order will be destroyed by the Poll"- G. P. NICHOLSON. secretary Board of Health- 3629-l-7-3i.

FllR Sllll”

A ranch of 15 pairs foxes, Regis- tered In Canadian National 6 prov- eri breeders averaged 4V2 PUP! i0 the litter in 1926. Every pup born in the ranch now living. Tho flrot reeeonabie offer take: the bunch. Lin. o. ranch it desired.

I. A. S. CARE OF GUARDIAN,

Charlottetown.

3639-1-74}. l

.he dailies 59ml"; out. tber war records an

ind repartces. London. from bus

clerks to profliteers, knew them. r‘ Jierefore, as they knew the C0 Op- timists, the iFollles, -t.lie Cabinet, and the Labour leaders. had become an institution and a Fact. . - _ hToilyisfcuilging propensities, hfu c arm 0_ manna; bl 1 d‘ - A COLLECTIVE NOUN l“, good looks, l“, fee? ,',ff,f,o“fy. - - for laces. his tact but above all "l ' __ 1 . I I w '° “we m! an ill-Q winning sm le had won him the l. lmil- lflstaully of mn-ttler-iiu-ichlei‘. l:

ll

Teacher: example of a collective noun. Yavm-garbage-cart.

Willie:

nnore with ibis cursed cornet that i, carry ft and so his lips were ispar-l ad from becoming callous and bee

was never obliged to practise afterl - d l" uy t tho AtLcn- , . . . _____.________-_ _,.,.,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,_ We m, GM ill“ l; lllshrl; igonyftcon,,,_.,,u,e,,. miiigimeiou mighw sow w ild Chrissie. ll. went ‘wllthoutlns ,1 regular to his box, won hl-il " ' ANNE CAMPBELL ‘M11151 Th3! he 6111051311 i116 lob liliqconfidcnces lu short. and pleasant l __ v "em" Y~ l‘ ‘"1" B" ilellghlflilly ol-irs. llc explained his nephew's . AT acofcHFoR-r l ‘Oiilogcncous such n really oxcoll- I)['Q.l:(}f(_\n()("_; for hogging in ilinsol Mrs Jnmicsou bad just engaged n.

ON l

mi- Sllrec. Geiilni: quickly SATURDAY. JAN. 8TH ‘“°“' ‘m’ ’°g““"“' i“ 1"‘ "WM AT 10 O'6LOCK SHARP of Farm, Stock, Crop and Imple-

manta.

Farm consist of 103 acres, 90 clear, beautifully situated on the Hlllcboro River, 30 acres plowed- Oloac to church, school, and Rall- wly Gtatlon at the door.

Specially adapted for growing seed potatoea. Good buildings. well fenced. together with stock crop and farm Implements.

Nothing reserved.

3o Pall Mall Cllllltl, and

WHAT HE PLAYED offices near by, he established the o l bit - ' 1 ' - "He" a K“ Klw" “d a "Mxilaweelif lteitlllillknllltlglebgflfolllly06mg? slcian.“ _ l _ '. , .- l “what do“ he may?" (Eilfslllivgd “will?!ifielguuilrrllrlelllllg "sheet mwk’ °f ‘nurse!’ " formedoibe vast majority of tho , . people who made that. part of Lon- iou an cver-sihlftfng scene, wore bercfore the main source ol‘ in- ‘time to the hand.

H. . t . . l l, T fifolwmgltirxt “'5' “m day‘ wonige, “($1111 rililrbfiioiifutrilllrgsglilriapgd "l" ' 1t his good looks and were shock- RONN-n Guam: ed to see their gallant defenders

_ a A Mumnfld 3°°'°h'°"- ‘irouzlit to such a prise. From his o

old friends in tho service who were

Amitkm"? not among the unemployed-Alien: ppm“ zoom-nu

. .‘.'§...°...I‘.°‘..-"{.2§Z_'i.‘§“'3i. 2.22:: 3:,".'§.“2;1;i. ;=;;;;;;@ ugrqgg, 3:01;’. SHE DOES"..- REMLY KNOW ‘equally well. daring, willing to be bled to. wars ‘

. "CI°°'1‘H°11V°B9-" We)’ Gilli] "1""- anil pleasures, calling him Coeur Old FBBMOHGU Girl:

Vour hair llnbly. when the box was rattled un-

der their noses. "You-at this sp- And, dear, what pulling game!" And gave with .tltc same sense of horror that was

looks like a mop. Modern Girl: l la a mop?

______ . S AT PARK CORNER

lpnlico to occupy a safety in tlic back to work

Cilflmmileeply moved. t Wet nri-il lino ilio hand played, and lmnilylocseil, like a. prize fight- ltirown. ‘sllllllPfli ofifice, ivuis onifiailil Tony, darting from one side or who luul l

- oi‘ the street to the other, with the his (‘ariion ground. carried on.

would mtilte hair grow on a billiard U"? R- A- F» "JP Mfllllllle ball, tho impresrirlo ol‘ n rubber" suit that would iredilce the weight of an Arbuckle, the head of a firm Wh |of fake jewellers that was turnlnir m‘ W“ "ml m“ l'°m“'°“'" Pa‘

‘T118 Pepper." "Tflwfi mine to u poor hilt. still gulliihln

ted out. their snappy snippets for said "Mo? had done them well. r-nt cornot and his rattling box. lie

d enjoyed the limelight in which he Jlmlly Pedigrees, their nicknames 5100.1

conductor to clubman, from little 111-01119;-

You remember, ol‘ Chrissie and iSls- "'9'? The)’ isn't he perfectly priceless?"

the ‘freedom. adventure, tbc sport of ilrnwing rc-

ileiigliteil with

T575 meal" U13! hi? illll ilflfilililk reliance that was placed upon him

l" ivisu ivorils:

linnco.

taxes bend round n rattling ha“ 1010"” box and enjoy an energetic leisure. m“ m1“-

it L; true that lie docs lit. with a l 5mm and not‘ as they did‘ with the went to the culinary is ‘however ed the door of ii large cupboard and

faithful to typo n typical old Stirl- m h" g"°“'-~‘5‘“"l"'“°> fmm" “

fiat. Methods upart ,

cluii u ho luau one. a wuil. simple liairy crowd ol‘ civsiefl enthralled

do Lion or some such heroic namei

working out. bia destiny, is doing the thing that be must. do ‘because

needed to soothe and heal Cuticuia Telcum is fragrant and refreshing. an ideal toilet powder.

Iaaiple Iaah Ina by Iiili. Addrut (‘arimilln Depot; itaabona id, llolrtnal‘ rill-e, tlaau

-. i..r....-.-i iii uia we. r-il-iua e.

Cuiiciira Shnvina Stick 2k.

service. and much of his I'm-just

lRPr,

-~_..___.___---_--_ lug on ii Wluit was tliomat- sriousnoss. nnil Willi England? They were sllireds,

e doorway,

wonrylrui: it

lbn most happy hunting- erably oiilcr. and

lie luid ‘been ilogiged by the pro- linii lcfi other ).“|9llll' of a new vacuum cleaner. bosiiim the son he owncr oi‘ nn invention that

r. (To Be Continued) ——~———(-O->————-

THE HOME TOWN PAPER.

“m. .

u’. strings nf Iiearls for miners’ , . lwivos. and .1 well-known company ‘lml 7”" m "mm “MY "m" romoicr who. toning tho wlnily' “mum

required ma SOYWTIIOTGYS a thrill that comes L0 no

1cm of a irlib genius io sell tho

0H8 stock or a bogus gum But lire folks compelled to roam;

For the ads, look so familiar And the tramps arc :ill so sweet Tllll. your fancy goes u-roaming Down a sunny home-town street.

ubllir. To iill of whom Tony laughlngly lie preferred his sli-

When you read the home-town pa- per. . in a gloomy hotel-room,

Lmk! There's something tugs your spir- l e

That's "Pony Foriescuo. of Lord Silllfllnll, Wing

ommnnder. married to Chrlssie- Theréls a “rung or the gloom;

For across the miles alluring ls a picture looking grand And your folks come out to meet you From tire pages in your hand.

Ob. isn't he ‘good-looking?

lie liked the air, the exercise. the itinerancy, the

ictnnt coins from tho close. Iio in his picnic lunches Chrissie every titty in tlic alleys. the division of his

When you road tho home-town pu- por, . in a train that's liomewaril bound, _ _ There's a kosher satisfaction qrdnvorn SW15 Wei‘? lllght- m” ' Titan in any you have found;

ack

v his friends.

lug . T0 111% lliolilgliial "M19 it “"15! You've a heart as light us forun.

X For to rend lihe llOlllfh-lflivn papar-

new r-ook. She thought.

hiinilreil years beyond his Iiilslziviug about the Wm, a“ m“ 511111 l“ mm Bridget was not at all bad looking f llle Olil iittirflllillilg Stirliriwii, tho nnii ruin ‘ feared the youni.’

illis vocation was to fight '

in the kitchen.

cii w foi-

his Chieftain forebears.

not. A few days later

m. me Sword mm roaring,“ on a tour of inspection.

be

mg horn m he a Charm“ a so“ soldier standing there. » She turn-

ed an accusing oyo on Bridget.

f king. ills would ibc n happy

‘ sbo asked angrily.

The foreign invasion of filmdom by distinguished European access- 1011's moves apacc. First, Count Ilyo. Tolstoy, son of Leo Tiletoy. author

ermonize as you may. that boy i-i

- | '—"—'—“ ""i'_"l3llei‘w°vd'fl- heredity is the only thing that of "Resurrectionfl went to Holly- Havmn dhpflfd o‘ Ty “ml” ' P l "Well," he always answered. coimls." wood to help film his father's ciae- Ig‘ Pub lc M“ o" o" e I lvlith ii slight shrug, “isn't-it better v.| sic. Then Valiiiniir Nernirovich- . tian drawing in cha-lks on the Dantclionko. cofoundei- of the Mos-

wsoseolt|lht$gfjrxnv 12m l _ lpavemcnt like poor old Mungo It was to Lady (leorge Cornish cow Art TIIOBIPQ was signed and

' T45‘ Stewart. or grinding an organ in

Valuable mill property known as subtirban roads as 0lll' old. pal Fol- MaoLeoifa Mill: situated on main lett does? isn't it better than go- hlghway, one mile from village ‘ng Bolshevik like dozens of oili- Montague. Consists of flour (roller) ers who were with us. and are nw and shingle mlil, kiln and plari~ now attached to the Labour Party er, together with 17 acres land. to talk revolution on corner tube? Commodioua dwelling, berm. wnre- l; illver! You're most irishiluliy lieu and eutiiuihlin s. short dam. n “ And when the Americans

m” flnaffilgaoglnsg-Q-EWAQT lei-g? reserve watner. unfailing ‘IRE/Ed in b01160" Oil H1011‘ W4? 1° ' ‘Park Cora" haw M“; w,“ m, f" paw"- rnd from the battlefields of

onmsoN ' plum k J_ Minion‘ France. the weekly average of tak-

HUGH F- M Y Monugue P 5 L lugs looked up conifderably, en- 3m6g"6°_;l¢;3°"- ' ' peclally after they bad read with

amazement the illustrated pom- phlet made up of cuttings from the I- I Tenders for Mantel-ital for llalilimand ' I'l ge

All my stock, farming implements} aquahttly of hay. straw. grain. household furniture. etc.

Termai-isiimo of $10.00 and under, each: over that amount credit tJli November 1st, 1927. on approved joint notes.

if day lo stormy. tale will be held

'l‘

W w

ei

3506-12-2-i-fil. "‘

ol newspapers and the Who's Who of the band which Tony took good lcare to slip into their generous

"n hcr own hospitable house that

stickin-z to his boxmittililrlir job. in a dinner jacket, which Chrissie had had turned by a tailor who

and the thick dark hair, he bore little phy- Ancestors of his uncle's disquisl- lion.

ccssfuliv surmounted mid ilobonnair Alzernon Lumley

luid steered tho flamboyant Kitty irvlo smooth waters with his usual

now Konrad Veiilt, prominent Ger- man notor- of "The Cabinet of Dr. Caligarl", has joined John Barry- more to play King Innis Xi in Bar- rymore's first. United Artists Pic- iuro.

Frostbltes

Ease the pain with Minartfa. counteracts inflammation, soothes and heals.

WNARD S '.

ony gave yet another reason for=

as doing a roar-Eng trade with pro- ar garments. the laiiest wing tie inevitable Ajax on his

cal resemblance to the deplorbio

Dinner, with its accustomed do esiic jannlcs. bud been most suc- Distinctly der though no loss sleek, graceful

\ l“ u” ladleg as steadily as they’

‘Mortimer Pollock, who was with them, bore all earmarks o! a manu- He was n drama ic critic at the moment. breaking plays with an elepbantlue loot, and the mun who told the in~

Colonel, he had occupied a fairly hygienic roam in the War Office iluriug the period oi’ the war, and iiuving looked vory solillerly and "don..- nothing, had collected a vaut. number or ii-Jbbons and imucli- cs- Iiut for the Armistice, ho hocomn a Brigadier- Geniu-al and n. K. B. E. Iinrd luck. Tho door oponou. and in wnlkoii

Boogh, charlom», Vgrmgnt, s,“ glllfllllsehhorivonii. to cvoi-y ones "'19:" “flow are you, Lady. George’? l

ck" i!" m" °'|"‘P\"|"=i by saw ibosn light-s us i was going 41")’ i!" ° cuilu"! 3°‘? with along and thougbt-Jiut ti’ I'm but- touchea of Cuticura Ointment as m": ,5“ _ I

llc was not iiho samri gauche pen son ihat ho hail been before his

had been guffawed out 0t’ him by men wiho hail delighted in seiz- rnanncfism. n self-con- to As he stood hesitant. in in day clothe, stocky

a-rouirivmnu jiouo, il. iliimned gro-ll ntinruzeil to preso-rvol nose rind lips. he looked conslil- l as though lie lrnd come out of a long illness ivliiicli

marks on his fnro,

And somehow while you are read-

herself "M, l told you, lust. before tho very lircky to have secured such ll zlie everyday passcrs on their vi'ay'wnr_ n". boy's a thfowbaakl pom treasure, and the mainly)“;- and ivomcn who worked in iill the limo,

she only bud one matter.

mun ivrmfounil him rcndy. used his brlI- Would always ‘he banging round.

"Now, remember," Mrs Jnmieson and m, mm oumanaeuvyo Now’ said to her. the first. morning after‘ MU‘ pence“ how “mm; (m. mm. breakfast, “no followers urn allow- .\ly lost cook keeping to

l lilo mistress

“What's the meaning of this?"

"l dunno," promptly l‘6llll8(l Brlii-

wriAT o0 I i BAGPIPESQ.

i i

JANUARY s, i927 -_ w. h” ‘ _‘

r--iii| lllt’ u-i-rili "llll'l' lll-ILLL

(‘an you you ~.~.-- llir li- rsi

lkirujil-i-li lliisirry Mills. the ll‘llt'l~‘ uri- iorrccii

iil

puzzlr oi ilir otlirr itur s?

‘This advertisement may never oriimir again. prizrs will lie awarded to the winners

Message of the Bagpipes-WIN A

BIG CASH PRIZE

Down lbo SITPM, iii griy array, march the Campbell Highlanders, lctl by the famous Lllfiilillkll llauil, v.liii..i~ [illirla arc playing uue oi tlii-ir mi ss c? Start nt ilir top lr and .\ll'S lt.\l£ ii . i-arli vruril an- a iiiili- mixed, but lb: viinili in iiir- srniencr are cnrri-rily pliirrd Rearrange the lriii-rs in plurc. nuil you will srr that

A

the lizuuiines‘ music is a mrssairr from ilir famous

For instance, the eerond won], HlILLC-UtiPS, when pluiril, will rrzul (IAMPBELLS.

'.l'uke your pencil and try it N0

I rlksninrzt". $1,000 Cash v

2 i! ire UISILOO ' 1:16 P!“ ‘I curt

' lltb to 20th prlnl cinch $5.00 caab

' l l“ 2o PRIZES m ALL

i How the Prizoa Will Bo Alfldrdgd

‘l'lic lilgbrsi possible total any compi-liliir can EPCUIL‘ is 500 paints. l-iir each oi the 37 iri- tcrs you place correctly you will receive l0 minis-n total oi 370 points. $0 points will t- ulvi-n for general itchiness and a pear- uncc. B0 points will be uwanlrd for [u filling the irrmq uf the contest. Thr jwrsnns socurin: the total oi 500 palate or nearest therein, will n-ccive thr first prize —-$l.000 clash. The other melt rites will be awarded-In order-to those ogialniu; ti" next highest toiiils.

ihi: best known Scotch airs. ii, this ts zit ' G.\lll\' Ul Rlil-‘liti \'l.i0 SLAYlTli."

each ivord, put each one iuto its right

Can you eulvc the W.

l Jicl ricivl $1.500 in cash money of this fascinating puzzle contest.

Don’t Delay-Send Your Answer Today

Why There Splendid Cash Prizes Are Being Given 1'

lt is the custom of largr ClmCESIlETYO sprnd big t-ir goods. strud-io spread tbc lumigdol Cnmltribrll Hosiery ucts an our mane - direct from the mi Is to our customers. and olicr these huge cash If you want to win

s icnil n liitlc time

t0 sovr the Bagpipes’ message. You are not required tc sell any- lng in order

to win any

of the

sums cl. money in advert

biilisyour high-quality lit saving methods-iv: si-l

l l

ising

Read Tliue Simple Rule:

Give ihe name and date oi this will be announced in all who enter newspaper. the competition brfnrc the closing 2. Send in your answer on one side l9 11m.- ‘Tull-c. one sheet oi paper only Write ur nainc and full address plainly in pen and ink in the upper right hand corner. Slate whether Min. Mrs. or iss. 3. EHINIJYPOS and their relatives. or persons connected ln any way with the Campbell liosii-ry Mills, are harrrd from the contest. 4. Only One Answer may be iub-‘ mitlrd by a person. S. Answrrs will be judged and prizes awarded by a ornmilti-e oi promin- ent business and proirsslonul men. not connected with the Campbell Hosicry Mills. The names of these gentlemen

ln-

fisuill .l.".".'f". ‘i "‘i“.ii’“‘t"° '2'." to er o i: ‘

nhiiry Mills. y “m” " 7. As soon as we have received your answer You will be advised oi the number ui points tained. and hiked to fulfill a simple condition. CAUTION-Remember, Neatnes; and General Appearance wlll_bc the thief Cgllalgtfglltill! in awarding ibe lm