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I hate country/music. I also hate cute kids and puppy dogs. I hate Ronald Macdonald, too. I'll just'~ bet that you didn't know that the actor(?)who plays Ronald Macdonald has admitted to being a homosexual. So there's more going on between him and Maybr MacCheese than meets the eye.

I hate short people and songwriters who write songs about them. I hate business majors and P011.- Sci. majors almost as mnch as they hate each other.

I hate hippie—commie—fag-junkies and I hate the

boat people. I hate movies that I can't understand and the few that I can. I hate work and I hate

doing nothing at all. I hate people that hate me

and I hope that they all burn in the eternal flames of Hell. I hate courses in which you work like a dOg ’ and Can't get a decent mark and I hate.courses in which you only have to be able to breath in order _

to pass with flying colours. Did you know that the Prime motivating force of mankind is hate ? It's not

'love, that's a lot of hooey. Just look at the big

picture. The Chinese hate the RusSians and the

Russians hate the Chinese. The Americans hate them

bOth but they get friendly with each to aggravate

the other. Divide and conquer, so to speak. Black

hates White and white hates black; Jew hates Gentile,

East hates West, Liberal hates Conservative and

Socialist hates them both; French hates English, Irish

Catholic hates Irish Protestant, Israeli hates

Palestinian and the Ayatollah KhOmeni hates everybody.' Andehomeni hates you, you know. He thinks that we're'

all pleasure loving western infidel pigs who should be

collectively run through by the holy sword of Islam. But who cares about this loon ? He's so consumed by hate that he'll prdbably end up by‘destroying himself and his people, anyway. Ignore him. Get back to hating the more important things. Like drunks and'teetotallers, religious fanatics and atheists, football coaches and generals who think that winning is everything and wimpy philosophers who think that it's HOthing- I hate people who have all the answers and people who don't have any. -

Sometimes, often in fact, I hate mySelf. I am a small- minded insignificant creature afloat on a sea of my own

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ignorance. But, and here's the kicker, I am not alone 3 No,miserable, disgusting thing that I am, I do not have to Suffer in isolation, because, dear reader, I have you.

rYes and, give or take a little either way, you are no better or worse than I. We are all party to pretty much the same thing.-The occasional moments of intelligence

' with the moments of utter stupidity. And just as each

of us has’the ability to love, so tOO, we each have

the ability to hate. And hate is a very interesting thing. Contrary to popular belief, hate can be a highly creative force, and not simply destructive. Why, when

I Ithe Nazi's, back in W.W. II, called tenders for a furnace

in which to burn the bodies of extermination campvictims, there was quite a stir in German engineering circles of the time to see what firm could come up with the most efficient method for the disposal of the bodies. The winning firm came up with a design that would burn off‘ all of the parts of the body except the fat. The fat

was saved because it is a very useful commodity;,it

can be USed in cooking and for lubrication and all

that. Incredible, eh what ?

Yes, hate is a magnificient thing. Just think of how boring your average History textbook would be Without all of those hate—inspired'wars: Hate is such a dynamic force I Without it, our forefathers wouldn't have been able to kill off the Indians so that they and their descendants could live in peace and prosperity in the new world. Without hate we would never have‘ been able to rape and rob the African. Without hate, Christ would never have been crucified,kand then ' Where’WC'IIld we have been ? I .

But seriously gang, hate is not a good thing, right ? So we should all try very hard to get rid of hate;,to stamp out this rotten,lousy, horrible, nasty, ghastly, Satanic, disgusting, awful, terrible thing. Yes, getting as close to the Yuletide season as we are,-we should I

definitely’mahe an effort to eradicatethate from the

wortd' What we should do is to round up all of thoSe”

evil, sinful, not-nice bigots and put them on a boat.

Then we should sail them out to the middle of the'

Atlantic and blow the bastards up. This, I think, would

80 a long way towards solving our hate problem. ' MERRY CHRISTMAS I!!! '

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