The Dirtdrips are by no means slouches either; they slosh in on weary boots of students, and professors too, even the Kleaner himself has been know to harbour Dirtdrips, ,, , draging them into the Cass Chemistry Building on his ;, ' Sasquatch boots, and has been literally boooooooo’d 'by the ? WEY'" L‘KE whole mop family in the broom Klosit. ‘ Kl ’ ’ Then a quick and thorough general attack alert to rid his

Sasquatch boots of the dreaded Dirtdrips is mustered by - Clingerbelle, who is the dipsy doodler pumper sponger in . charge m‘opping up operations, who always complains about

- I feeling washed out after an attack.

K > When the Knights of the long narrow soapy twisted table got a hold of the Kleaner’s Sasquatch boots, all their smuckering puckerletts came to full attention and they did an onion peeling job on the Dirtdrips, who yelled and screamed

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rain.

All was calm again in the Klosit except for the dropletts of

The gallam Knight fresh dreamy eyed drooletts of water that trickled off the

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