This person couldn’t find a parking spot, so he or she In haste, the parker clearly blocked a fire hydrant. hastily parked while he or she ran some stupid errand. What if the grass were to catch on fire, asshole?

A hearty boot to the bumper gave me satisfaction, but Huzzah! Look at the dent I left in this poor schmuck’s also left my foot quite sore and broken. bumper! This by far makes up for my broken foot!

People don’t believe that I lick the door handles of After marking the car as mine, | mounted it and it every bad parker’s car | photograph. Believe now? joined my harem of “Tom’s Pleasure Parkers.”