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Munlnul-“Never mind. You probably won't hnveto work for a long ‘time; liter you get lt.'f

Shop iii-You ‘ain't one of thenrhlohs xphdrbps their tools

and wool-ll ll, noon as knock-cit,

blown‘, are“. u! Lily White-Not meJWhy: I ‘ n- have to wsit tive minute! Qttvr I nut my tools away before the whistle goes.

WELL POSTED

‘A young!!!» Ind your: Woman nu tho links were" combining thc games of golt and wooing. “Here's a quarter, caddie." said the young man, u he started off with his arm around his‘ dair companions waist: "you want to forget this."

"Don't _worry. sir." replied the caddie. “I've forgot more about that klndvlofJLuslness than you ever know."

("3- y I ,. u . , wlrii-lt Pin/mos T . "liubbr w: 1w my back tn t Willi? iborfowed 1mm mo?" _ glll- m! llﬂal," he ‘protested, i1 have already zpnid lt back twice. Surely you don't lyvpeci, it again."

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Qlﬂriihg the First One WHEY (lust wedl-George, just thinlrwhst the neighbors will say when they hear thnt 1 do my own work! Hubby-—~Whose work do you want to dol-Boston Record.

Why he Cams A negro was had up before the magistrate. charged with "me minor offence. ' ~ The latter said to the man, after hearing the fncts:— "Yo" can so now. Samba. but 532315832? You never to appear

To which Ssmbo replied, with q broad grin:-

"i wouldn't have been here dis "m6 only ds constable {etch me."

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dark-it minds me o a p ." Hotel qlerlt: "Yes, sir; it's its: a queeolonoi.’ what one is used to."

Not ‘The lime Thing Editlr-"Jnck told me last night l was ‘the only girl he ever loved." . I Etheld‘ ‘Pshswd " He was en- slmd to me smonth ago." w Edith-“Well, what's that got to 1 do with love?“ ’

"A grocer in n New Englsnd town went to a deputy Sll8PllI‘_ whose Z word he knew he could trust tor information as 1c a ‘certain Lew ‘ D1588. who had applied for credit 2 st his store. t - "Good naornlnf, sheriff.” "Morullf ."

"You know Lew Dlsss?" “Yum” . “What kind oi s IEHOWQF he?" ' "Purty fair." - ~_ . “Is he-honest?" ‘ "Oh. sure; I should say so. Been ' arrested twice for stealing 511d acquitted both tiines."

Thit Aged, ‘ Mmlildlei lzbﬁllgg: restaurdni. 31y. s p _

noticed {the inscﬂbti ' uh his egg, "Towhom it may concur-Should this meet the- eye of some young man who desires to marry a farmer's daughter, eighteen years oi age, kindly communicate with

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LIFES LITTLE TROUBLES Age;- reaqgn; @1113, he m.“ That Ohn-lned-to-the-desl; feeling we get when the bright blue sky bu“, m wme m me 5m “gel-in; looks down on us through the office window.

—Ths Passing Show.

ceived this, "Your noto came too late. l have been married five A M°"°P°lll°d 54°"? months today.”

__f . l-lobbs-"How do you like your chauffeur?" KILL AND CURE. Dobhs—-"l don't know anything

. about him personally, but my wile It was in a London hospital. snd and daughter tells me he drives my the doctor was visiting his patients. car very weiij‘ He came to the bed of s Scotsman _ - and stopped. _ ' “Well, Sandy," he said, "how is WANTED TO FIND OUT it this morning!" t "Aw, doctor, l feel verra had, but The scene. was an old country if Ivcould only hear the pipes 0' inrmynrd. and the farmer's wile bonnie Dundee I'm sure I should be ‘St-Md B'- the 60°11 D0“! the 0W1“ lumen-- Itry lane a tramp. bedraggled and “you Sh,“ he" ‘hem’ my mug dirty, made his way. At the farm "m the doctor, yard gate 'he stopped and asked The next morning two men, plus m“ “rmelw ‘me m 5W9 mm

. " l th bagpipes and kills, appeared at the ‘xzﬁﬁhilgiléqvsﬁé coﬁﬁsanumqql:

hospital and played tor two hours ‘mm , . p eyed the bulldog that was h‘ sandy 5 ward‘ “t” m” m“, roving round thc yard. The bull~

A young man managed to get in- to conversation with a pretty girl during g railway journey. HQ was very pleased with himself, sud when the train arrived at his dest- lnation, he said to the girl:

"l'm afraid you wouldn't, perhnDB have ben so nice to me ii you'd know I was a married man."

“Oh, as to that," answered the girl, "you might be a. little surpris- ed to know that l have just came out oiprison after serving a sent- ence for bignmy." ‘

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all dead."

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