PONDERING

By Tom Cheese

Suicide is the ultimate cry for mercy. Just like belly burps are the ultimate cry for pancakes.

You can be good at sex and not nec- |

essarily good with numbers. For example, that sheep you re screwing might have four legs, but you think it has two.

Odours are clues to be wary of. For example, that guy who shit himself might not be your friend after all.

God gave us logic as a means to fig- ure out the secret but vital process- es of life. And God gave us toilet paper.

THIS TS HERMAN D. WELLSLEY.

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EXPENSE. BUT CHARACTERS...

LIKE MOST CARTOON CHARACTERS, HERMAN TS FLAWED. HTS FLAWS ARE HUMOROUSLY EXAGERRATED SO THAT YOU MAY HAVE A LAUGH AT HTS

UNLIME MOST CARTOON

HE IS A CARTOON CHARACTER,

Stop reading this page now! If you have not yet

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