PANTHER PRINTS

November 28 Page 13 The Panther Prints Personals Page

Trix:

You’re not the only one who has inside sources. This island is too small to hide any secret, you know.

-- Loki

Sugarbear: Stop hitting on me, you make me sick everytime I look at you! -- Booberry

T.S.3 Relax, you will have a beautiful outfit sewn to perfection. We are all confident in your abilities. -- J.C.

Wanted: A nice caring person to go out with me.

T.D.:

I don’t know what your problem is this year, but please keep it out of the office. By the way, the word PLEASE goes a long way.

-- A concerned friend

MB: I really don’t think so. But anyway, have fun in the Big City. -- MP

Penny, Maria and Kelli:

Here is a little refrain to sum up the events on Thursday night:

‘*Four silly chemists,

Three magic markers,

Two flasks of wine,

And one funky Christmas tree.”’

--Steve

SY:

If you want to talk about the blond guy, and your feelings for other unnamed adorable guys, let me know and we’ Il do coffee at Beanz.

-- Your Roomie

Anonymous in the last issue:

I’m your boy-toy if you want me to be. Well, I’ll have to ask Gabby and Meghan first. They’ve got dibs.

-- Boy Toy #1

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A.C: Happy Birthday. Boy, you’re old. Guess you are suppossed to be mature now. That’s too bad. - J.C.

Hey E-Z: I heard you were looking for me. I’ve got your number. I know all the right places to scratch. -- Man

L.G:. If you don’t have a date yet for New Years Eve, give me a call. -- Ad Girl

KMM, Cow and Dog: Are ya cold? --SGE

Al:

Let me second what J said. But I’m not expecting you to get mature any time soon.

-- MP

JC: You really love writing personals, don’t you?

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! -C

Mike: This is the last personal for this year, aren’t you happy?

The ‘‘Gentlemen’’ who use Main’s basement washroom:

I realize that some of you haven’t been out of the woods very long, but indoor plumbing is not that difficult to master. The little plastic handle thingy on the toilet tank is for flushing. This makes the contents of the bowl go away. Making the contents of the bowl go away is a happy thing, because no matter how proud you are of going all by your self, nobody else wants to see what you ate yesterday. Also, the tissue paper on that roll thing is for wiping, but proper procedure says that you should flush it along with the rest of your ‘deposit’. Wadding it up and leaving it in the corner of the stall is very uncool. If you can’t figure out how to use the equip- ment, then go back to the bushes where you belong.

-- D. Scusted

J:

Thanks for giving them fair warning. They will need to prepare for a hippie like me.

-- LSAT Girl

Wanted:

Snooty attitude suitable for law school. Stuffed shirts and bluebloods should appply.

-C

To the sexy blond at the paper: Just remember that it is hard to keep track of all your social events with a calendar that is as jam packed as yours. -C

tudent Poetry

WATER

My silence prevents me

From letting the words

the feelings flow from me

Smoothly, naturally, honestly e fragmented phrases

A sold me within

hrowing my soul

Brutally inside these emotional

apids

ou, I always see

eyes can’t help

ButXo see your presence

Your gentle, beautiful, flowing form

It’s not the most important thing

only the fac

that I’m sitting beside

Unable to walk through The~de

of you ;

You speak tg I try to dripk in every Absorbing them inside my mind t doesn’t help me

I yearn for so much more Than you can ever give me That I could ever deserve I’m so cold inside

Any warmth from you Would be so nourishing But that’s too much to ask I'll remain Waiting alone by the watg Afraid of going insige But only to wateff it go by