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ENGINEER'S

Bie WEEKLY

ENGINEWS PARTY REPORT

A RECIPE FOR A GOOD TIME.

WHY BEER IS

SOME WOMEN

INGREDIENTS: ROOM 207 BLANCHARD HALL A CROWD OF ENGINEERS A WEDNESDAY NIGHT HAN 150 FREE BEER IN A TUB COVERED IN ICE INSTRUCTIONS: PLACE THE ENGINEERS IN 207 BLANCHARD HALL. MIX WELL.

GRADUALLY ADD THE BEER STEADILLY INCREASING THE RATE OF FLOW. FOR EXTRA FLAVOUR, ADD ANYONE PASSING BY IN

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FOR SUPER RESULTS, ADD SOME BEER TO THE PASSERS-BY. AT END OF EVENING, THROW SEVERAL ENGINEERS INTO THE THE ICE FILLED TUB.

fe You can enjoy beer all month long. THE ABOVE IS A SURE FIRE METHOD FOR MAKING A GOOD TIME. IF IT DOESN’T WORK, CHECK TO MAKE SURE THERE ARE NO BIOS IN THE MIX. 2. Beer stains wash out. — ~ 3. You don’t have to wine and dine a beer. p ; 3 | oO DE GR ADA BLES— 4, When your beer goes flat you toss it. O Zz - o 5. Hangovers go away. CO R N E R 6. A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer. I woke up this morning peer : the Earth lay cold and still 7. Beer labels come off without a fight. When suddenly a tiny bird i Perched on my window sill. 8. When you go to the bar you know you can always pick up a beer He sang a song so lovely So care free and gay 9. Beer never has a headache. That suddenly all my cares Began to slip away. 10. After you have had a beer the bottle is still worth 10 cents. He sang of far off places Of laughter and of fun 11. A beer won’t get upset if you come home with beer on It seemed his lovely trilling your breath. Brought up the morning sun z I stirred beneath the covers 12. If you pour a beer right you will always get good head. Crept slowly out of bed < : Gently lowed the window 13. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel And crushed his f--kin’ head. guilty. < 14. A beer always goes down easy. _ A BIO DISCOVERS A NEW 155. You can share a beer with your friends. a t FE FORM 16. You always know you’re the first one to pop a beer. . * a : et FR A beer is always wet. WoO H d Ss Si” ea 18. _ Beer doesn’t demand equality. It sore has Yeah, J just saw 3 wall, actually if - f fAinin foo, MRA ° 19. You can have a beer in public. Ee) 18 = An ald man leadiog| : S EAD. Was gost Don RON") « A bunch of Gke Noah! Gillis faking the 20. A beer doesn’t care when you come. ? RAM a conte Engineers deep B. Dowt. > sen’ fishing, 2ic A frigid beer is a good beer 7 You don’t have to wash a beer before it tastes good. 4

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