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The Charlottetown Guardian

Went-lent LnuL-tul. H. I'm-nu U. ui-Lurc \lr|~ Pnoitli-ni J Ill \

Editor ~11‘ amt... __ Mon-iii; niiiiy qmiiiiiii-ii 11017) I54"! mi» yet" (III Itlvlll") llrlltrrrll tn liiy .s|.t;u n11- y-mr ttn Il1l\llIll'P| mallnd to t-i-ttwu raiwimi tuition Ham ll" w" fl“ "ﬁrm"! nut“!!! u. eiiii lu um! lnltetl Mule! FRIDAY. JUNE 4. 1937

P. U. Dilbert/ice For M rilimes

(im- oi ‘llt nit-am which r1iil\va_v> throughout the £"il'.illl\‘l‘l ._r1i iulltltllllQ to offset motor truck (julllllkllll-ill, i- a irec pick-tip and delivery scr- vice for ~illllii .\< itiilicalt-il iti ‘\'l‘.~l(‘l‘ll ' report o1 tlw "iitg of the .\laritii1it- Traits- purtniii-ii 11111 'Y~\lI‘ll at hloitcioii. t'Illl.\l\lt‘l‘3' lion is lici l ll 111 the piwivticziliility of in- Ipltllllflll-J '~-- iii the .\l:1t'itimcs. \\'liicli iri- said ti» ltt- ritt- oiify sfCllllll 111' caiiaila where, 11 --1i-' li>l'll] or im-ihrr. it is it'll cstahlislted.

_\1 m] ‘lllwlllldl iiiiﬁitig with \'..\‘.l\'. officials -r~.~i-1 _ t 1w -t' 111 was lll‘t'll\\l'll liy ihc Limi- iirl-uiii .\l 'I'Q"i'. .\l1'. Rand .\l.iiht'~oii. 11nd cer- .,,11 Ntiwwri- 11.1w lilll forward l1_\ the rail \..\ .'1-.:.'.'\~1"--t~1Ii aplVicatioti of this serviise n i111.‘ \l d" in re-i-cct to less than car-

..;,' 11;, . ~ 11 1 ~111- 111 Iliv llaritiiucs rind jltllll~ l! '1 t "llllTtl l'Z‘>\Illt'1'~. The lJllJ-vc-

ions art ftricily these:

ti traitic ziiat has been "ieieixt to jilSlll)‘ the ime Provinces.

c 1111:1101" truck competi- 111‘ Nlaritimes and points

-m.1l1 less than cat-load t‘ Alaritimes to points in

2 _ the >€l‘\'l(‘9 on less n and Quebec docs

ervicc is motor the Railway

"- out that pcrioriuaiice ' 1 and Quilter‘ free of l .ippr-»\:111;itcl_\' :0 per 1111c» \\'e tlltolt his .1 .i.-l ztppi-ar that the .111 thi- llll\l\' they can ' illc trucks for le-s

t-ss than carloail dis- "rzil {Quebec are iii cf- l'.tl\‘\' 111 the .\l.'ll'lllllll'$ miller the .\laritiitit-

lztiili-iiily". therefore. the

'1' cciit. l'i'll'.li'llllll iii the less

iiiiiig ..c~ is stifficieiit to tlllllllilllllllll iii ltutarity and

‘.1..- 311111-111 that lllt‘ distrihiitiug - "31111- -I1~iil-l ltt‘ suificieittly- low

' "Iiillilt in l<-<< than car- .l. llu- recent reduction '~-:1-,l antes on the Ilomittion

Defects And Virtues

The London Times supplies the tiecesstry dose of zulvt-rse criticism of liarl llalil\viii to t-ualtle him to really etijoy tlu- many boutpiets he has receiver]. It says: “l lis defects as l‘i‘iittt- .\liuister are obvious enough. llt- was too typical an liuglishtttan perhaps to take a sits~ stained and detailed interest in foreign zifiaiis. lle made 11o ohriotts coiitriliutioii to the cause of a litiropcau settlement which was one of the utain objectives of his last term of office; on ouc nicniorzihlt- ticeasitin a stiddeti reversal of llritish foreign policy dismayed the public he- forc there ivas a sign that the significance of the change hail lit-en gritsped (Iither by the (‘aliitict as a whole or lty its ltcad. liven in domestic controversies where his itifltience on hroad ll‘ll' ilencics was €llOTﬂlULl$_ his actions, like his speeches. had often the appearance of being forc- ed from him hy eveuts..._\ decisive. personal iiitervcntiott was tog Often followed I)_\' a lt-ti}; period of complete sclf-effaceiiteitt. For this reason his grip of da_v—to-da_v ailutitiistrzition has ztltvziys seemed loose and sometimes ineffective. There may well he tighter and titlicr methods un- der the new regime. But 11o improvement iii ef- ficiency of governitient will ‘cottipcnsate’ for the loss of those other qualities which have cualilcrl .\lr. Baldwin on occasion to rise to tlic heights of itatiotial leadership zittaineil hy 11.1111» m‘ hi,» 30l-

lmgues and by very few of his predecessors”

.1--.-.i»\i-1',_ iudiczitcs tl1:1t such

oi 121.11 rziilroitil. _\ll factors

fore, 11 o1 uld appt-ztr as ii the

. .. .\|ititi:1:i' Provinces are ziclual- i; '11‘ wiip- .1i~11- \\ ith the trucks. (If t. i~ i 1c .ippr--ciat.-il without the 2o 1 reduction lll r.1il ran-- the truck rates t- Iiiiliiv lo- ll"_lll1'l'. lilll, ull the other

i ~ :1~~iii1iptt~11 of tlzi- rail\v:i_\‘.» is cor- t~l-1iv;1‘i-i11 111' :1 J1) pct‘ cciit. reduc-

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ilz-triiuiiiiiu rate.- is sufficient 1011100? iiw‘ l'illil~"l‘i="ll of tritcks it iollotvs that the il-mwhtztititiii oi moioi‘ truck di-trilinlitvtt in the I\l"‘lIl‘!.t~ -- Fiwii curtail-id by tlte .\llll'lllf‘ll8 l? ' lvritv- .\~: 1o the mlvaiitage of the rail-

.\li'or truck di-trilititlon in less than ~élll~ ‘ appareutly- increased in the .\[:iri- tfmt». d. 11c 111-; local rail rates in the .\If\t'i\ilt\€ Provinces."

.\ iii-w railtviit- s-cherlult- of piclt-tip and de-

livery rriii-s. eiicctitc on _ltuie 14th. will he pulih-lu-tl tr) apply l)t‘l\\'('L‘I'l specific points in Iliitario and (___lllt‘ll('C. ltt Manitoba, Sa-katchiwvati and .\ll1ert:t new tariffs were pulili-iwel effective on .\la_v 17th extend-

ing tlie service ro11-itlct;1l>l_v in that area. In Bflll~h (folumliizi, the pick-up and delivery scr- vice is re-"trictt-rl to l('>.~'. than carload shipments originating from and destined to specified points in that province only. In the Eastern United States the service is performed at the less than ﬂaflctilfl rates at all the principal points.

Spain's Protest

The White Book presented by Spain to the League of fyatioiis is dockctted by a number nf documents who-e geiuiinentrss seems general- ly accepted. 'I'he_v place a fortnidablc mass of detail of political. military and human interest behind the charges that the Valencia government

has repeatedly made against Italy. They purport to throw light on the tirgaiiizzititiu of Italian "volunteers", on liow their morale broke down, on propaganda methods m’ the high command to maintain morale and generally" on the work- ings of the lil-i-cist imud. The picture they give from cap to sllllllfllft‘ i< one of a purely Italian expvtliiion:it'_v arliiy HTQJlHlMWl with .\ltissoliiii's Cllll~('lll aiid u liich torius iii Spain an independent force. 'l'l1e \\'l1it1- Hook was preceded by copies 0f \'.-1li'11ci:i's uotw to llll‘ powers. in one of which -dat1-d .\larcl1 _’!1--~.\ll'. .\lvari~z del Vayo stints up its coiicltisiotis this‘.

"Italy has helped to prolongtliewaritt Spain h,“ yitillllWl (fovi-iiimt .\rticle .\' and has acted as 2| l)t‘lll}_{l'l'l‘lll pout-t‘,

“.\ >lll|l_\' oi the ddriiiiteuts accoittpanyittg the tire-viii nou- l‘('\l'Zll$ these facts:

"l—'lil1i- ('\'l\lf‘ll1‘1' oii .\‘|i;iiii~l1 territory‘ oi coit1pli-1i~ unit. 11f the luiliau army, whose per- souii-l. mutt-rial, liaison and command are all Italian.

“J -l:.ili:1i1 uilitaiw uHils acl iii sectors as- ,.,l 3,, tlpp- [_11l'1‘(ls’ ,1; a veritalilt: army of

sic oivrpitf- ii. . o; Jjﬁp l: lpm liliYPllllllPlll has estaltlislteil it. i-ivn n-rtice on _\'p.'iiii~li tt-rritoty for its mil- ‘riiif 111151., _ "i » ill!" films! di-1?1i"i1i-lit'd i1i'F~'lI1-'llllll‘“ lll 7"" I‘ '_'_"iii1- .'|(‘li\'<'l\' t:tl.1- part iii Ilic prnccPiliItH-‘i

o.’ the 11:1 .. ' -_ 1'11 Spain, ilirrctiug thcmaud encoiiriigiiig ilu-in. "' \ll too» k litlllltlllUillll to invasion of

$pziiii liy Ital) ."

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f Editorial Notes r

George III‘ horn this date 1758-200 year.- ago.

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\\'hat would the world he like today were it lint [or Britain's educated wlcitiocracy.‘

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Planting is now well advanced and prospe-cts"

are liriglit for good Cl'lll1.\'_ v x l!

New (ilasgiitv, .\‘..\‘., ttuist feel ltroitd iii lie- iug ahle l0 provide the liciicral .\>'~('llll>l_\' with its new Rlotlcrator. Iiretlerictoii just itiisscd tlii: distinction lty a short-head. l

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1t is not the Duke of \\'i11tl~or who is Ciltis- iug all the fuss over hi5 wedding; it is the dis~ zippoiutetl entourage who were read out oi >0- titely as the result Of Iidward s tall: they‘ \\'tllll to stage a come-hack. which hod torlud!

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fTllA RLOTTETOWN GUARDIAN

“tiles By ‘fine hay

been] undue Lo lzauulc ll) Ilﬂlltt a )0LL1l§ lllﬂll llalllcﬂ map-

aiiu irutn vital. o-illl say-rocketed W twenty years of dizzy tame. Tlie 1111.11 HAAU can tame me mob could pzuuauiy rule Anlerieu. Ls lie uny- wiiere in sigiii. certain it is no n11.- iou can curly on under mob rule. Reaa your it story DOOKSv-EX.

A breakdown of U. S. statistics on auit-rtising etipeitditure for 1935 sltoiv: tiiat. 18.9 per cent. purchased ratuu time. 33 per celll. went. to iuagtiziiies, and 47 per cent. to iiuispiuiers. 111i: nguies reflect. the judgment oi advcixisitig agencies set-king the best results for their clients and when allowance is made for advetxisiug in professional, trade. scientiﬁc. fraternal and other ntagaz ties of special, limited con- stituencies it. is evidcm that. as an cticctivc medium the ne\vspapei' re- lllllla a margin over all others com- blllcG.—\\/'00dSLOCk SenLinel-Revietv.

It is certainly remarkable the way news services have been accelerated and improved in many ways in the iaat hundred years and particular- ly so iii zlie last few decades. No wot-tier we say the earth isshrnk- lllg when world events several thou- sand ntiles awtrv. or at the end o1 the eurtli for that matter. can be folitiwetl by listening in on the radio and llt‘\\'$l)lll)€‘l'S Lll the homes at the time ol their occurrence mirror such event,» lll sLorics and pictures with almost the same rapidllyn The world certainly" tnoves at a dzzy pace these d:1,vs.--Ki;chc1ier Record.

The tit-w lope of deference to Biztatit ilia; is showing itself .n 1'l‘l1l‘L’.st‘lll1llll>ll5 ccmiing front Rome, Berlin and l‘oki0 sliow that. the i1u.i1ari.~ts iunlia- that. the British lion is aroused. Attempts are being made by all lll(' tin-tutors to mollify Bizla ll and lll some qtiaitcrs LO win

or a cloak for sitiistei" moves 11o one can say. The world is dcfiiilulyi still wiiluu the uaugei" period in which war llilfllil bretik out. suddenly‘ and lll1<'.\])t‘l‘lt‘uI)'. But John Bull does not mteutl to be caught l18l)pi11g__ ‘Poronio s; :11:

’l‘liree years 0t‘ world-wide dis- location have generated a. vast net.- work of restraint upon the itormal conduct of DUblIlC-sa‘. In the ﬁeld of

The surprise of the British Columbia election is the Crmservzttivc come hack; liver since l’re~ tnier Ililmies llll>llCCC>>illl attempt to toriu It ctialititttl, Cuuscrvatistti has liecii iturt-prcseiii- ed in the Legislature. .\'o\\'. with eight meitilii rs. they are hack as the (tiilClill opposition.

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People no longer are $llFlil'l.~(‘(l when .\ll1erta5 ,lL-f,-ml1_<_jl l,- lmrilly front ltagc llt‘\\'.~. Lailcss there he a change of Govcrtttiieiit soon that Prairie province may find itself off the llll- ziucial map entirely.

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(Jur Fox Notes toutorrtttv‘ pl -tnise to lie tui- usually interesting to rancher- and others, cot‘.- taiuitig as they (lo (piotations from an article by Sven Klinthcrg, rccctttlv returned from his na- tive Norway. and much t1<*\\'s_r comment on the prospetls of the iudustry- from a (Tanadiait viewl point. l

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The Iillllllllllfll] delegates to the Imperial coit- ference ltave 110w some first hand knowledge of the difficulties stirrotintlittg llritziiirs eitdeavutit" to ntaiittziitt world peace in the lituwipcztii mix- up. Little is to he ltopcd for from litiropeait Conferences held in Lotidon or (iencva: every- thing. almost depends upon the personal mflu- ence of Britain's Foreign Minister with the re- spective foreign (liplottizlts :0l1<'1‘Tll<'Yl-

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Earl Baldwin has been téiitleretl an invita- tion to visit the various Dominions as an tin- Offidal antbassarlot‘, but Cl1l\'2lll'OllS‘2l5 usual he is reluctant to accept unless .\'Ir. _l\aitis2_i)' Aljl“ donald o M. is included in the mvitallon- Ml Baldwin has maintained from the outset that it was Mactlonald who made \ll? Ema!“ Silcll" fice to save Great Britain from disaster at tliﬁ hands of a. Labour Ministry.

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“thug in both Paris and London tlicre is n0 more talk of the imminence of a general Eur- opean war as the result of the Spanish situa- tion. less reassurance is felt in Paris concerning the domestic situation which has been steadiIIy growing worse and is felt espvclﬂll!’ "ll llc Bourse where transactions are extremely restrict- ed and daily fluctuations in prices appear signi- ficant. On Britain, at present, all the world seems to depend.

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A cross between an Australian dingo and a

iiittruadoua trade. prohibitions, quotas. cleariu: aurecmcltts. ex- change restrictions-to mention only some of the lllﬁsl, tviqiely gnyployed form of rec11latioiis-tl1rnt.tle busi- ness 0lllGl‘l)l‘..<C and individual init- ative. Defensively intended, and, ;n man} case.» forced by unavoidable tnoiietitry‘ and linaneral emergenc- ies. these measures have developed ltiiu a state of virtual economic war- fate. "I"l\lll\ll'0 111 this critical Ullﬂillﬂft-Rllltl threatens a world-wide atloptitiii of ideals of iiat 01ml self- SlllllClellCy which cut. immistakabLv atltvrart the lives tn economic de- ve opmem. Such a choice would

shake the whole syistem of interna- .

tituial finance to 11S foundations, staiitiards of llVlllg would be lower- ed and the social system as we know it. could hardly survive-World Ec- nootnlc Conference Report.

Th1 New York police department ltas sent out. uveiity-ﬁve rookies n civilian clothes with instructions 1.0 brtal" up the car-tvittcliiiig racket in the theatre district by ttiakitig wholesale arrests if tieeessary. lvlbtorists \\'lIl welcome tltcin. They have paid tribute ,too long in New York. as in many other cit es, 1.0 hoodums whose offer to "Watch your car. Alister?" means only that.

frain from damaging your automo- bile. A vehicle properly parked on a public street should need no watch-

Provitlcnce Journal.

In the ﬁeld of radio the Reich ls much more willing m g ve than to receive. Its citizens. atlvlsed against unfriendly foreign stations, are lia- ble to punishment. for listening to foreign broadcasts which Nazi authorities t-oitsider ant. -German. Doubtless ti. is dangerous for a peo- ple whose press absolute y controlled by the state to hear radical criticism of their rul- ers.-—New Ynrk Times . '

It is well to have this matter sel- tlecl by a high couru, once and for all: "What. is a drug store?" It. ls all to the credit of the learned Jurist of the Indiana Supreme court that. he went into the matter thoroughly, delving into Burns‘ annotated sta- tutes. Webster's new international dictionary’ Apothecary deﬁnitions, the Ettcyclopcdla Brittannlca and even Shakespeare. For there have been sharp differences of opinion as to just whnt a drug store ls. And what did the learned judge find? ‘That a drug store .of all things. "Ls a store in which tlntg= are said.“-

Siberian hunting dog, that does not bark, has becr produced on the toopoo-acre experimental farm at Askania-Nova in Southern Russia, ac- cording yo E_ Bryce of Sydney, who has just returned from a visit to the Soviet station. where experiments are being conducted tn cross- brccding and in artificial fertilizattioti of animals. He found there Australian kangaroos, wallabics. emits and black swans. The latter were nesting in snow and the emits were lieiiig bred for ll- beration as food in Turkestan, says The Aus- tralian Press Bureau. n w w

One of the reasons for the sticccss 0f DI’- Albert R. Carman as liItlitor-in-chief of the Montreal Star is his realization of the fact that 11 newspaper is an institution not an‘ orgatt. W110" a itewspapcr of the type of the btar expresses an opinion ,or cspouses a cause it is not the mere personal opinion or policy of the tvritcr of the editorial that is atlvocatccl. liut of all that body; seen and unseen, which thinks and feels alotig the same lines and on the same plane. An liditor of a great nt-tvspaper like the Star must seek and obtain inspiration and viﬁlﬁtt ltmtt 3 higher source than the current happenings of [hp (lay in (trtler to (lircct wisely and effectively the ttllllllltlls of his readers. .\Ittn1tg a fltltllltPl‘ "f ln-illimn liftlitors of the past generation. llr. (Yirttiatt. wlioin Alcﬁill has recently honoured itself in llllllttllflllg, ismie of the most. tlistiitgtiisli- ed outstanding and sclf-effacing.

Springﬁeld Unzon. ———-.-

The most satisfactory Inaterlal no far discovered for destroying ants LS sodium fluoride. sold by drugglsts 1n the form of a ﬁne white powder. This powder should be scattered or dusted lightly ln places frequented by the tints and left, undisturbed until the insects have disappeared. As sod um ﬂuoride is somewhat posonnus. care should be taken to prevent children or pets from gain- ing access to it. Ants may be dis- couraged from entering houses by keeping shelves. tables and ﬂoors ln kitchens and pantrics. as free as possible from crumbs and other fond fragments. and by stiorlng foodstuffs in antproof containers.- Brnckvllle Recorded.

The superintendent of a Colum- bus hospital says that 1f it. were not for the nervous tension and restless urge of the American people a great. many physicians would starve to death This must. be because of the increased number of physicians. for many doctors managed to make a good living before people became so nervous and restless. — chatam News.

which reminds me of the story tin-v used to tell of n shlftless char- ne'er In Gnlloplts who piled into lwil one night, shoes, clothes and all. After n while ltis wife shook him: “Gut tip ._vrvu'vc got. your shoes on." To which he nntmbled: “That's all right, they alxft. my good oneaih-Ex.

Mobs everywhere. Police, uiayors, bituiim. guteiuors ,L'\t.il a ylcalucllt, aieui Mme

oieuu tiiapycu up a 11100 m runs,

if you pay tltum tribute they will P8- -

lug. except pitssitaly‘ by the pol1cc._.

and radio are!

B: I W, Iuhm-Uiﬂ.

A HEALTHY ACTIVE LIVER PREVENTS INTESTINAL AND OTHER UPSETS

When we think of the great. num-

ber of valuable lives that. are now bum saved because iJrs. Minot and Murphy discovered that. eating liver would prevent death in pernicious anaemia, it. gives cause for much thanksgiving. However a further gratifying point. is that this discov- ery has made research workers give further sLudy to the effects of liver and liver extract and they have found that. in other conditions than pernicious anaemia, liver or ilver extract. is more effective. of course the liver ls an import- an; if not the most. important Organ in the body anyway and is rightly nan-ed the "klXlE of the organs." As itieiitiotted before, the liver ls the largesa organ in the body-six pounds, has within i1. at all times about. one-quarter of all the blood in ilie body; manufactures bile to digest fats and pmvent. oonstipa- llL-ll‘ is a HEKUYHYKILLISEPILC and a natural purgatlve; helps to supply some of the substances for blood making; is a great. ﬂlber. ﬁltering out poisons from the blood; stores up sugar within itself for future tic-eds. And now research physicians, sti- mulated by the resuts in pernicious attacmia. are using l.ver for other ailments. Dr. E. Hammerschlag in The Ari of Medicine analyses the various effects of l.ver in the treat- | merit. of different ailments.

"One 0t the principal factors tas mentioned above) is the way the liver can remove poisons from the

lier favor. \\ lietlier tlicsi- are sincere l blood or destroy pOlSOns taken ln by

the mouth n food, drugs, or other stimtanees. But the liver also stores the various important substances found in the stomach and intes- tines." This is most essential to the health and comfortof the indi- vuutal as these substances, thus lstored, make the individual less sensitive or less allergic to certain ‘foods wlt ch otherwise would cause distress. is not, actual poisoning. This would explain why some in- dividuals by using llver GXLIECL are able to keep free or greatly lessen the severity of attacks of asthma. hay fever, and various intestinal disturbances. This means then that. if you keep your liver .n good condition by not ‘overeating and by breathing and bending exercises. thus Sllmlllallllg the circulation of the blood in tne liter. it. will not only do all the reg- ulav jobs mentioned above, but. will prevent. "bl iousness". intestinal up- sets, attacks of sens ckness. and per- haps attacks of hay fever and asthma also.

. . Kipling And Vermot t Exchange)

Rudyard Kiplings last; book, en- titled "Something of Myself, his own autograph); written a few weeks before his death, has been favorably revieyved by many news- paper‘ and magazines and ls likely lto prove a good sellar. As every- body knows Kipllngrs wife was a Vermont lady and following their marriage they lived four years in tliav. state. Naturally Vermont lS given some publicity in the last l work of the noted author, and we l flnd it. H1115 referred w:

"Vermont was by tradition a ‘dry’ stat/e. For that reason one found Iln almost. every office a water-

bnttlc and a thick glass displayed l openly, and 1n discreet cupboards or drawers the whiskey bottle. Business was conducted and uon- cludcd with gulps of raw spirit, followed by a pledget. of ice-cold water. Then both parties chewed cloves, but whether to defeat the law. which no one ever regarded, or to deceive the woman folk, of whom they were in great fear (they were mostly educated up to college age by splnsters) I do not know.

"A promising scheme for a country club had tio be abandoned because many men who would by right belong to it could not. be trusted with a full whiskey bottle. On the farms. of course, men drank cider, of various rtrengths, and sometimes achieved a maniacal form of drunkenness. The whole business seemed to me as unwhole- somely furttve and false as many tttspects of American life at that

lme."

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SMIIT PllElIENTATllIE

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FORMALIN

one 0f the but known preventative: for SMUT ON GRAIN

An eﬂectlve, proven remedy.

efllelent. and

l-‘nrmnlln ll a cheap but thoroughly effective mmedy. Grain grower! would be wise to act promptly, In order to have seed properly trawl! by. fore sowing.

One plnt to every 40 gallonl of water. Full direction: with

cvcry order. Do not dell-y. Wrlle In for

una wdny.

Mall Order: promptly nt- tcndtrd to.

TIIE TWO MAGS

DRUGSTORE PHONE 815

Radio !

(Montreal Boned)

Good morning! ganlsm?

You'll pardon my asklnl- but l! you've been lltenlrtg w the radio you must. have mm the BMW-ll °5 human nu with those Jolly M5 of the broadcasting studios whospeng their lives B=kin81 "HEW Y°ll~' anything from water on the brain to bunlons on the sole?

Perhaps you'll Bﬂee that. pend- lng that historic moment when Major Murray and the C. B. C. are going to flog us into bi-iinsual- ism, the dashing Major at. 1998f- mlght s11. down right. here for an earful of the ethereal ,Pl1lil'm9" copoela. whtch, I vow, must. be great stuff for invalid shut-ins!

Feeling ramewhat. unwell the other morning, after a. breakfast- during which I encountered a Grade P. egg slipped into the AAA's by a jestlng habltant, I sat. down to soothe soul and tummy with a little good music.

“You Can't Take it. With You" warbled some cantied tenor. At. that. particular moment, if he was referring 1.0 my breakfast, the great problem was whether I could bold on to lt! I was uneasy. Then came my friend the announcer. "Have you kidney trouble?" he asked, and he dld it. so sympathet- ically that. 1 felt he was whisper-

Hovfs your or-

ing jut to me. Until then, I haunt. But, ouch! surely some- thing was dancing the can-can

near the bottom of my spine. It; must. be my kidneys. Woof! As I was contempiating an immediate operation, more music. "You've Got. Me Under Your Skin," or was It “I've Got You Under Mine" Anyway, the renal seizure passed. "Do you stiffer from tonsllitls. bronchitis, or other chest troubles?" Ah! Old Pal yvas at. it again. I checked hatily. Couldn't. be ton- sllttls. I saw them go away on a plate at die General four years ago. And l think the doctor took the bronchitis with them. For I recall a handsome nurse peering intimately into me and saying prc- = fesslonally: "Well, that. seems to clear that up!" And I felt. they had let. me something to sit on. l and that's about all. l More music. "I've Got My Love l to Keep Me Warm!" God bles that f fellow. How he does pull y‘up when you're all down. But. he was on a record and the announcer was v on the Job. “When you stomach—" l oh, oh, I turned the dial. I had to. That. egg inside was cheering - lually and, I was sure. was going I to talk back to the radio man. So l I turned the dial.

Worse and worse! "Are you cor- settcd chic, madame?" cooecl what. I am certain was a lovely lady. My heart. we. 1.00 full for me b0 tell this charmer the only kind of cor- set l can sport is a barrel. 50-! turned the dial.

".. . and when you feel the pangs of rheumatism, l-umbago or other musculnr ache", use . -" So that fellow was still running up and down the spine of a million

listeners. eh? There was a little twitch in the toe, to be sure. But I would be courageous. I braced

myself in the chair, clenched my teeth. and swore 1 would indulge in tindying hate of all these terrible afflictions.

And then, ah then, a grand old Sousa march. "The Stars and Stripes Forever!" What a tune!

What monkey glands! That. was the stuff to straighten a fellow out and make the world glad he wa" alive. When-disaster!

Over the air came a very Paris- lan voice. This fellow must be a Frenchman from ' France or a French-Canadian who had done well in polltlds.

"Your organism. .." What. he said about my organism was a shame, nnd lf lt. wasn't. a personal, lf vague, affair, I'd tell you all about lt. Desperately 1’ clutched myself. Where was lL-that. or- ganlsm? On and on went the ser- mon, and this persuasive gentle- man convinced me beyond all per- adventure that, as a human being, I we: a total flop. for from the ﬂood of his eloquence, I gathered that. whereas some duller fellows had been nibbling at the kidneys. or the hair, or what. have you, he had taken in all my anatomical ter- ritory at one fell swoop.

And there I quit.

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"We have too many ltmatlcs on our roads," said Mr. Justice D. A. McDonad in passing sentence 1n a manslaughter case at New West- mlnlstcr. the other daiy. At the same time. the judge noted the consistent refusal of juries all over Canada to convict. in manslaughter cases arlslng out of highway ac- cldent-s. -

Perhaps the juries are right. and perhaps his lordship has suggest/ed why they are right. If it is Inna/tics - mowr-manlacs -who are responsible for the growing toll of accidents 0n our highways the remedy probably does not lie in convictions for manslaughter and in heavy fines and prison terms. Lunatles have to be treated another way. They have to be re- moved from the places where they Bre a danger to their follows to places where they are safe. .

A11 this means ls that. so far as motor cars are concerned, the lunatlcs -wliether their lunacy la due to shed mania or congenital carelessness or sheér incompetence should be removed from the high-

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