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Chief Justice oi the United States gggglls an_ amusing incident at a uiwirurt my reception. It the ignite House durins the Presidency i-L Mr. Taft. Captain Archie Butt- iiiisi ii victim of the Tllillilc-Q! Pre- uldenvs ai'de, presented each guest. lie knew every one in Washington. and had never been known to forget ii. iiitlc or to get one wrong, Hut he tirade the first and only error of his iﬂicial career on that oconslon.

' O O WIIIEN Mr. Hughes-then an As- inciate Justice of the United States ‘Tiipi-éme Court~was presented, hc iiiioiiiiced: “Mr. Justice white!" The *f~e1uui.hi laughed. ' "Archie has got his colors a little mixed." he said. "You mean his hues," retorted the Justice. _ o a a ONE of the host Taft stories l know has to do with the days when Presi- dent Roosevelt used to have a jiii-jit- ‘ll expert come to the White House _ ml could piit up ii very good show j ' .the Jap wrestler. One day. the pry gm-s—as told by James E- Am- is, personal attendant to Mr. Roost:- velt. for many years, ln his reminis- rrnccs Mr. Tull called and was very aniiiscrl at the smallness of the Jap, imcl expressed a doubt that the lat- ter could make much headway with iilm, Mr. Taft then weighed probab- ‘y three hundred pounds. President Roosevelt said: l “All right.) will, let‘: sec you try

"liiiR. TAP!‘ took nfl his cont and em. rolled up his sleeves and storied nftrrtlic little Jim. The jiii-jitsii mun rim away and with the big secretary of War scurrying after him around tliePrcsidents library, madc a coini- cal‘ ﬁgure. Mr. Roosevelt. enjoyed it iiruiiriisely and kept culling out: '="Catcl~i him, Will! Why don't you catch him?"

ALL o! s su“ the Jap stopped. wheeled around, took some sort of a fancy hold on the lecrotary, and in a final-i slammed his enormous bul to the door with such tei-rlno force that the wind was knocked complete- ly out of him and every one was thoroughly frightened.

O O O

THEN than is the story told by H. A. L. Fisher, British statesman and educator, in his "Life of Lordl Bryce." Two American miners once got on to a railway ear Ht Nevada irolates Mr. Fisher). After a long pause one observed to the other:

"Ole main Taft is all right." '

To which, in due course, the iins- I wer came:

“Yes, old man Taft is all right.“

"And old man Bryce is all right," resumed the ﬁrst speaker" .

"Yesf old man Bryce is all right."

And having thus exhausted the: world of politics. the two speaker! ro- l

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ONE iiiglit, chortles J. B. Booth tin ‘

"Old Pink ‘Un Day's?! as poor, merry. golden-haired little Gaby De- islys shot her ﬁnal dazzling smile at .the Palace Theatre orchestra and; l tripped of‘! the stagt-Qan enthusiast in . [the gallery awoke from his reverieﬂ Ianrl tiirhiiig, eyed the somewhat‘ sliiipeless bundle at his side with suv- ‘, nge contempt.

"And you," he snot-red “you wenri Jliirinrll You would!" f

"But flannelis ‘ealthy. Jim!" the imthctic creature walled.

"Damn ‘calthf’ he snarled.

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ANOTHER Cockney story I like is! about a certain temperance orator, who held forth in a workmaifs club. hall but was constantly being inter-l rupted. For his next appearance he engaged a prize fighter to sit in the gallery and keep order. Warming to' his subject. the lectiiner was contrast- f int! the clean content of home life; with the squalor of drunkenness.

"What do we want whqi we return from our daily toll?" hs asked. “what do we desire to eau our burdens, to gladdon our hearts. to bring smiles to our lips and joy to our eyes?"

O O O

A3 the orator paused for breath the prize fighter shook his fist at the unruly members in the gallery and whispered in a loud undertone:

"Mind yer, the first bloke wot says ‘beer,’ out he goes!"

O O O .

HERE is a story about Matilde 5s- rao, great Neapolitan novelist, told by her friend. the Duchess of Ber- moneta-Princess Vittorio. Colonna of Rome-in her I mlniscencos “Things Pastz" '

"Sh: tserso) married Bcarfoglio, a well-known Journalist. but l think both had been married before, as there is a well-known anecdote in Naples of Matilde, on hearing a noise in the courtyard, screaming out of the window;

"Scarfogliol your children and my children are fighting with our child- ren!"

O I O

THE DUCHESS recalls a 'hiiii at Grosvenor House, London-residence of the Duke of Westminster-when Mrs. Cornwallis West, a famous beau- ty and then motlier-in-law of the Duke of Westminster. broke the

lstrlng of her pearl necklace and the

band was stopped while every one arovelcd under the chairs and sofas to collect the precious beads.

"It was then discovered," chuckles the Duchess, "that several of them were false. and what would now be considered very natural was than whispered about in comers as though it was an awful scandal!"

O O O

THE whimsicallty of wllll‘: B91199 is amusinlly revealed in a story told by Resketh Pearson tin “Ventllgt tions"). On one occasion Belloc, cros- sing to France. found himself at the head of a queue-wot passengers

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"I am iii a great diﬂloulty," said he, to the "ticket-seller, ‘jbut’ 1 thliﬁQ with your kind assistance, it may be‘ ova-some. The position. briefly. is this: I am a widower, with a son at Oxford, and two daughters living at home." - »

I I O. .

HERE "a voice‘ in the queue inter- jectod "I say!" But Belloc was not to be deterred. .

“I belong to twociubs," he pro- ceeded, “but the expenses incurred at one of them ore inconlidlraltli. Thus, for present purposes, it may be said, with a reasonable a" ' - tion to the truth, that I belong to one club." _ p

“Do yoirwant a ticket?" prosaic- ally demanded the ticket seller.

"I'm coming to that," replied lei- loc. ‘v “'Urry up, there!" came threaten- ingly froiii the rear of tho rapidly growing queue.

"One moment. please." said Belloc tartly over his shouldsr.

O O O

HE then in; the as it. affected thsitioket seller: -

"Roughlyjpsakl _.‘ my income is two thousand pounds (010.0000) a year; it varies, of course, from year to year; but one may base 0110's calcu- lotions,‘ for all practical purposesfon that figure. poubtless it would fluc- tuate. with a serious downward ton- dency, ifwat any moment. through death crpther causes. my regular output ceased. I begiyodto bear that carefully in mind. Your final decis- ion must btlsrgely. guided by it."

“What ths--_" began an absurdly impatient gentlemen who had actu- ally left his plsoe in the queue for the purpose of discovering the precise reason for the delay.

O I O BUT before he had ‘get far though’ to shock "any ladiss who ‘may have been presentylolloc‘ turned to him. gracefully presented him with‘ s" text- book on iilgonoinetry~one of an

i‘ "There is a woman at the begin- hing of; ‘QNI-lw-Qlllﬂlﬂ-‘L-‘llmlfe tins. . _(_ . ', y »

"Tl-is pint-who enters his wife's droning-room. is either a philoso- pher or a foolJh-Balzac.

"A flattered woman is always in- dulgoiitP-Ohcnier.

"When a man says he has a wife, it mains that a wife has him."- Gavarni.

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