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whole of one side of Rodin‘s head while droning bis hair. - O O O r

FUNNY things happen when a diver is working at the bottom of the sea but the funniest of all I know is a. fish story told by Tom Eadie, famous diver, ln his salty re- miniscences "I mks Diving": "Divers see a great many ﬁsh. of course, while they are below," pipes Torn. (I like that. "of course"). "In fad they are bometlmes nuis- snocs.” O O O

ONCE when Tom was working “below" oi! Newpori, Rhodc Island. fishes were as "thick as mosquitoes" round him.

"Every time I put my hand out. I would hit doaens of them," swears Tom. "They kept. bumping again every part of me. I would crush a handful of mussels with my ham- mer, and hold them out. to the l'lsh. They would eat them from my hand just like pigeons, and if I didn't. keep up the supply they would peck at my ringers to tell me to get busy again." .

O O O

THEN the lobsters.

"One lobster I caught. was a fam- ous big one-so big that a store of- fered me $25 for him. He was the biggest lobster I evor saw. I don't know how much that lobster weigh- ed. He was very nearly three fest long," declares Tom.

Eadie, at the time, was hunting for s lost torpedo, when all at once. ho saw two immense claws clutching at a rops line ho had with him.

O O O

YES, yes! What then?

"I got back of the lobster and put my hand down on his back." says Tom. "But he was so big I couldn't span him with one hand. So I pass- ed my hand forward b0 the narrow- csi part. of him and then pressed him down hard until I could get hold of his claws together and hold them s0. Then I took him in my arms like a. baby, holding his claws tight, drop- pcd everything, and signaled to come up."

"This at the bottom oi the ocean. mind you-not in a fish store.

O O O

AND then there is the story of the huge shark with an enormous tail

' (not t-a-l-e), small eyes, and which

opened and closed its mouth (like the villains laugh in the movies) while staring at its prospective vic- tim-s diver who was working on the sunken submarine 3-5, 45 miles oq Cape May, New Jersey.

My! But. it's exciting.

O O O

AIL oi which gives me an open- ing to pass along a fish story I heard the other day. Two experts, each with s. costly outﬁt. had fished for a whole morning without catch- ing anything. They were abouo to paclcup when c. littlcgirl threw out a line and pulled up s. two-pounder— a beauty.

“What kind of a flsh is that, my child?" asked a passerby‘.

"Those gentlemen," she replied, “call it s ‘dsmlimit?’

O O O

DURING his medical studentship Keats lived in lodgings ln Si. Thomas street, off the Borough, just below London Bridge. One evening, ho and rfricnd named Stephens-a fellow me" 1 student-were st Keats‘ lodgings, when the poet look- ed up from the desk at which he was writing and read to Btephens a lino he had lust composed:

"A thing of beauty is a constant 101-"

"It has ihc true ring, but it is wani- ing in some way," said Stephens. An interval of silence, and then Keats broke out with:

"'A thing of beauty is a joy for- ever."

O O O HEAT!‘ house at. I-fsrnstesd (s northwest slﬂurb of London) where ha lived for twenty months and whore he did much of his best work, including the immortal Ode, is now a national, or rather, an internation- al, memorial w the‘ post. The house and grounds. ‘with chestnuts, syca- mores and hswthorncs are much the same as they were when Keats last lcftthsm for Home, never w return. ‘ O O O

THAT Queen Mary is a "beautiful pianist" is revealed by Princess Daisy of Pleas (in her memoirs). Princess Daisy herself is a talented singer sad might will luvs-earned fame anﬂfortuns on the operatic stage. After ha: marrisgs to Prinos

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Henry of Hess. who was s srsai] stickler for dignity, and during a vlsli. of her mother (Mrs. Cornwall- ls-West) f0 Pies-s, Princess Daisy proposed to entertain the latter one nlghi, after dinner, by singing for:

her. ' O O O

THE Prince objected, saying: 7

“Nonsense; did you aver hear o! the Queen singing after dinner?"

"No," said Mrs. Cornwallis-West. "because she can't: :but the Princess I of Wales (now Queen Mary) is a, beautiful pianist and oiten plays fori her guests sfbcr dinner."

Princess ‘Daisy sang.

O O O

ONE NIGHT at ihe Whlis House, during the Presidency, of Theodore, Roosevelt. dim met n. dinner: John Hay (then Secretary oi’ Slate). I Sir Martin Conway, Waller Well-; man, James Ford Rhodes, the his-i torian, and, of course, President; Roosevelt. Next day Hay and Rhodes met again and the following conversation ensued-db is given in M. A. Ds Wolfe Rowe's bigrsphy of,‘ Rhodes: v

Rhodes: That was a nice conver- l sational dinner we had at the White House last night.

Hay: Conversational do you call ii? How long were we at table?

Rhodes: About. two hours.

Hay: Well. Wellman talked s. mln- ' ute, Sir Martin onesnd a half min- utes. you a. minute, and I not more than that, and Theodore talked all the rest of the time. Do you call that conversation?

O O

IT WAS not until two years later that Rhodes again met President Roosevelt, although they were warm friends.

"Mr. Presidentﬂ-he said, "I have not seen you since I parted from you . two years ago. Do you remember the dinner when Secretary Hay was here, when I was stopping with you?"

"Very well, indeed," said the Pre- sident. "Was not. John Hay greati that night!” I

O O O

DURING the World War it was discovered that the Principal British Chaplain at the front was a Pres- byterian and that the Church of England padres were in military sub- ordination to a Nonconformist, rc- labes Lord Beaverbrook (in “Politic- ]ians and the War"). Kitchener ap- i pealcd to, called in Bishop Gwynne of | Iihartoum, made him a Major-Gen- ? ersl, whereas the Presbyterian min- ister was only a Colonel. A forcible appeal to Kitchener to redress the balance and make the Presbyterian a General too, brought. this reply- it should be remembered that the Presbyterians have no bishops:

“I will make him a. General when you make him a Bishop."

O O O

LEWIS l-IIND once took two ls- dies to have a cup of tea with Henry James. The conversation flagged- all were a. little shy. To ease the strain Hind praised the novelist/s canary. whereupon H. J., "uncloud- ed his domed brow"—to quota Mr. Hind-and said:

"Yes, yes, the little creature sings his song of adoration each morning with-er- the slightest modicum of encouragement from me."

O O O

WHICH recalls Judge Henry Howlandks story about a reporter who was assigned to cover an im- portant luncheon. Conversation was at a low ebb. in fact, all hands were blinking. The embarrassed .scribe felt the urge to bridge over the dif- ficult moment, so with blushes suf- fusing his cheek, he turned to the lady next to him, engaglngly asking:

"--l-!—l-Iow ls y-your m-m- other? N—N-Not th—-thst. I g-ive a d-amn, b-hut ll: m-makcs r-o-nu."

O O O

TO return lo Henry James. A few months later s friend said to Lewis Hind:

"I've been slaying with Henry James. Your nsms cropped up. Ha said: ‘Lewis Hind — oh, yes — he brought two females to scs me isst summer.‘ Then reflcctivsly: ‘One of the wantons had a certain langorous "may:

O O O

JOHN BRIGHT, Victorian states- man. meeting the sminsnt. Bishop Wilbsrforoa ("Boapy Bsm")-so- oallsd bscauss of s habit of wash-

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O O O

THE simple greatness of Leonardo do. Vlncl was not. in Rodin. ‘lfhai is shown» in stories of his relations with servants told by Marcelle Tirol, the sculptors faithful secretary, in "The Last Years of Rodin."

Krone timoRcdin had anjng- lish valet buooould never remember his name, so he christened him “My, lord." It. was the funniest thing (chuckles Marcelle Tirol) to sec the impassive face of the Englishman. when Rodin was shouting: ‘.

"My ma, come here! My urea]: when the devil arc you?"

O O l

ROBINS feeling towards the Ireaea an llllliorlliles comes out ml this gust of biiternas: i

“My best busts are in America—" the busts they refused in France!" i

Dorothy Dix’- Letter Box

i Why this is thus, nobody knows not even the poor, limp man who has‘ surrendered to the crybsby. All that he knows is that he simply can't stand the weeps and so to stop her blubbering he gives her the car he can't afford‘ or the dress that he will have to do without lunches to pay for or he apolog- ’ lzes to her for the thing shs has done that provoked the quarrel and promises

never, never, never to cross her again. ‘ , I

Many s woman before you. my dear, has ﬂoated herself out of s bad situ-‘ atlon on a. tide of tears. Many a one before you has cried for the moon until she goi it. Many a one has found out that hydraulic power is most effective‘ in breaking down a man's morale. but'don't you ohlnk that tears are a pretty poor, mean. conbemptibls ,. n bo use on a man? ‘

Because they are only effective when you use them on s man who loves you and they only work with him because he can't endure to see you make even the gesture of suffering. Have more self-respect than to play such a . lowdown game on your father sud sweetheart.

And remember this, that while your father will always give in w his little crybaby, your husband won't. Before marriage your sweetheart will kiss sway your bears. After marriage he, will bell you not to be a fool and will go out. and bang the door, behind him. DOROTHY DIX.

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Dear Misl Dix-Why is it cowardly in commit suicide? O.

Answer: 1 Because the brave attitude toward lifei s to carry on in the face of dis- cour ‘ and disaster, to ﬁght. on instead of running up the white ﬂail and surrendering. Every day you read in the papers about men with fsm- l llles who have commltiad suicide because of some impending disgrace or be- F l

cause they have met with financial reverses.

Do you not think it would be a braver thing for these ‘an to go to work I and support their poor lime children than if. is for them m put a bullet through their branes? Don't you think that. it is cowardly for them to take‘ the easiest way out and leave their families to bear alone the disgrace or to starve because the bread-winner has gone? DOROTHY DIX.

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