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PUNK ROCK FANS

Favourite Saying: "Ever get that pins and needles

feeling?"

Favourite Singers: Sid Vicious, Sex Pistols, The Police. Good Points: Make good case studies for Psych. 190

students and Sociology majors.

Bad p31n£§:~ You ever see anyone put a pin in their nose

or ears? Grotesque city!

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twang . punk rockers.

Brock University yelling "Hi-yo ; Silver...Away!"

Basic Characteristics: Wear spiked dog collars around their necks and wrists. (You've heard of guys in drag? Well, this is one step further.) Listen to music (sic) ' at 110 decibels and try to tell you they like it.

Wear straight-legged pants, two inches above their ankles, tear their shirts, put safety pins in their ears and noses, and wear brushcuts (if female). Ten ‘ years ago you would have called them'weird. Still do.

COUNTRY & WESTERN MUSIC FANS

hasic Characteristics: Have a tremendOus repertoire of Dolly Patton jokes, laugh like John Denver, stutter like Mel Tillis,.

and sing like wounded Herefords.

' their tennis racquets are ae0ustic guitars. Drive Mustang 11's and Pinto Ponies. .Wear ten

gallon hats, leather boots and spurs in downtown‘

Toronto, where the only horses within 30 miles are under RCMP constables. because they are always looking for Olivia Newton-John lookpa-likes.

Favourite Sayings: "I've got more John

Denver records than you have!"

give you two of Dolly Parton's for one - of Glen Campbell's." "Yip! Yip! Yee-hah!"

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Johnny Cash.

Bad Points: Carry saddles and lariats I around the halls of

‘ Favourite Singers:

Most are Denver fans.

Good Points: Responsible for the dreaded nasal Outnumber the

(Are there any?)

Have rotten love lives

I ‘ Olivia Newton-John, John ;/‘ Denver, Gordon Lightfoot, Glen Campbell,

adapted fro. the Frost Leader

up with the flow of urine samples from sailors suspected of‘ using illegal drugs.

The navy has been sending the labs as many a 7,000 urine samples per month. Fleet officials won't say how bad the backup is but they have decided to' discard samples that are more than 60 days old and screen only three out of every ten new

“ recruits. As of last

spring, abnost 5,000

' Atlantic fleet sailors

had been identified as drug users.

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