43. Though a spellchecker is an editor’s best friend, integrity and cigarettes are

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49. If you do not believe in yourself, you had better find something and hold on.

48. Sheer terror is only known by those who have lost confi- dence in their own ego.

47. Despite the title there is nothing over here, the CADRE is stronger than it has ever been thanks to the fol- lowing people: Sarah Murphy, Heather Chrisitie, Stephan MacLeod, Jeff Coll, James Scheib, Ryan O’Connor, Mare MacDonald, Danica Jackson, Matt Hogan. If

you still think it is bad then you are either a Philistine, ill-in- formed or stupid.

46. Cruelty loves inequity. 45. Freedom breeds fearless- ness, just as comfort breeds caution.

44. I am becoming what can only be called “anti-theist.”

41. There are two types of mentors: The reluctant ones, and the bad ones. 40. The best kind of sum- mers are the death-free ones. 39. “Arm the homeless.” 38. If you scratch a three piece suit you will find a fas- cist. 37. The academic too of- ten looks at the principal of action, and reaction, rather than looking at the thing in its environment, in its nature. And that is my problem with academics. 36. Littering should be le- galized. 35. “The CADRE rules,” Alejandro Bustos, National Bureau Chief, Canadian University Press. 34. “The CADRE sucks,” fill in name here.

33. Even if I know where I am going I ask someone else how long they think it will take to get there. 32. The real CADRE poll was conducted by me this Monday. I spent four hours walking around the halls of Main Building handing out surveys. I asked each pro- fessor as politely and as gently as possible to fill them

out right now, and drop them in the internal mail.

Some were downright gra- cious in their acceptance, and others, well, were assholes more from apathy than intent. Nearly 40% re- turned their surveys so a big pat on the back for the fac- ulty (just don’t tell them I said it).

31. The reason I am so hard on the School of Business is because it is the only one I truly care about.

30. The most interesting thing written on a bathroom wall in this building is: “Do what thou Wilt Shall be the Whole of the Law.”

29. The only difference be- tween you today and you to- morrow is that you tomorrow always has possibilities.

28. You cannot choose your relatives.

27. Ike Turner is a musical genius.

26. This may be the first CADRE ever with 100% local content.

25. Two companies, Xerox and IBM, gave away the computer industry out of hu- bris.

24. The IT business is the devil’s playground.

23. I know several internet rich kids, but no Pulitzer Prize winners.

22. If you spend an entire afternoon first interviewing, then listening to a career politician you will hear the same ten words at least fifty times.

21. Any person forced to

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endure 8 hours of “group work” will contemplate mur- der at several points.

20. Just because you are awarded doesn’t mean you are any good. Any asshole can get an award.

19. It is better to earn it than to have it given to you.

18. It is awfully nice if some- one wants to give it to you.

17. lam spending my sum- mer: working the graveyard shift at Aubrey’s bottle ex- change, playing outside hit- ter for the San Dimas Quales of the world professional beach volleyball league, try- ing to find out why Old En- glish matters, checking my head, trying to find my hu- mility, trying to find out why Old Spice smells, preparing my rise through student gov- ernment on a bike, working on my speling, believing ev- erything that I read, and changing my clothes every day.

16. Not everything is somebody’s business.

15. The best records of all time are: Tom Waits (Rain Dogs), The Rolling Stones (Exile on Main St.), Duke Ellington (Sophisticated Lady), Paul Simon (Graceland), What’s Goin On (Marvyn Gaye), Burnin’ (Bob Marley and the Wailers) Bob Dylan (Blood

on the Tracks)

14. Changing your mind is far easier than admitting you were wrong in the first place. 13. Trischedecephobia (Check spelling)

12. “I’m a pock, I’m a little black dot”

11. Watching you read, best thing.

10. Ifyou have the right kind of attitude you can park on campus all year, and no one will hassle you.

9. The CADRE is a student paper. Without students it makes no sense. I saw ten people tonight who could make the paper ten times bet- ter. Where are you? I mean, you care right?

8. Watching you read, worst thing.

7. This job is not hard, and amazingly rewarding if you are fearless and don’t care what anyone thinks.

6. It is hard to be fearless and not care what anyone thinks. 5. Thank you (to the staff and volunteers).

4. Fuck you (to all the en- emies, past, present and fu- ture)

3. Thank you (to Sherri)

2. Everybody needs a nick-

name 1. Deny everything