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ENGINEERING SOCIETY NEWS

Once again Engineering week was a great suc- cess and an excellent ending to a good year. All who participated had an excellent time. We want to thank all of the people who helped organize the events during engineering week

and the various other events throughout the -

year. Congratulations to Tony, Mike, and Lesley, for forming an excellent Engineering Society executive and for making an enjoyable year. Another congratulations is in order to the Engi- neering hockey team. They were very success- ful this year and played good hockey for the fans. Way to go guys!

We would like to congratulate Lesley Coulson for winning the A.P.E.N.S. Scholar- ship in Nova Scotia. She was selected from all the associate universities in the Maritimes. Good work Lesley, we’re proud of you!

Point Totals for Engineering Week Tim MacEwen 21

Mike Hall 20

Mike Farquarson 19

Jeff Carragher 18

Trent Rose 17 Tony Gallant 15 Dan MacKaskill 15 Dan Painchaud 15 Phil Hall 14

Danny MacNeil 13

Event Winners

Pool Tournament - Mike Hall and Jim Kasemits

Bowling - Troy Galland and Dave Collicott High score: Baird Judson

Scavenger Hunt - Stew Pollard

- Tim MacEwen

- Lisa Gaudin

Bingo for Beer - Dan MacKaskill won 4 times

Pub Crawl - Dan Painchaud

- Troy Gallant

- Tara Belleaire

- Shawn Gallant

- Trevor Rankin

In total 73 different people participated in the week long celebration of Horny.

Upon Popular Request Here is

Another 15 Rules of the Universe

1. Your ‘‘bad sprain’’ will turn out to be a fracture, but only after you’ ve been in a hospital corridor for 11 hours.

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2. The other line always moves faster.

3. Two days after you finally find a brand of diet pop that tastes better than used motor oil, Otta- wa’s Health Protection Branch will declare the stuff dangerous.

4. Everything is easier to get into than out of. 5. That word that’s on the tip of your tongue? You’ll never remember it.

6. The more you hate a song, the harder it will be to get it out of your head.

7. Ballpoint pens and Bic lighters must have at least 7 owners before they run out.

8. There is never anyone at work near ‘‘men at work’’ signs.

9. If at first you don’t succeed--so much for sky diving.

10. Canada Post is required by law to deliver a minimum of 2 bills per mail box per day. There is no maximum.

11. Friends come and go, enemies accumulate. 12. When all is said and done, more will be said and done.

13. It’s easier to behave your way into a new

way of thinking than to think your way into a new way of behaving.

14. Dentists are required by law to hum a medley of Barry Manilow tunes while they work on your root canals. ‘

15. If a man’s second toe is larger than his big toe, it means he hasn’t eaten an omelette in seven days.

(We didn’t say the rules of the universe are of much use.)

JOKES

Question: How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: 50, one to hold the light bulb and 49 to drink till the room spins.

Remember: A world without artsies would mean McDonalds would have to pay $12.50 minimum wage.

: A world without artsies would be a happier place to live.

Arts quote of the week: Is our final exam the last one we write?

Engineering quote of the week: JASON’S SHIRT! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

We considered apologizing to all the people we insulted this year but we’re not. Instead we are going to consider it constructive criticism. Congratulations to the Bio Club for their at- tempt at a Bio Page. We know it was very difficult for you to get your heads out of the formaldehyde long enough to write something down.

HAVE A GOOD SUMMER!

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