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i’ unfamiliar paths.

state of hilarity.

MONDAY

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Pike Peters deserves a prominent place in the gallery of humorous American characters. For Pike is unbelievably funny, and what is more, he is the hero of a rattling good story.‘ I To the Pike Peters family in Clearwater, Ok-_' » - lahoma, comes the great urge to see Paris, and 4 ' 955']; befitting an oil king and his retinue, the — trip is made in the grand manner. " Mrs. Peters is determined to mflrry 01ml» her daughter, to a title, and her first steflls to enter the society in which titles flourish. This is along step from the Tuesday Afterllifo" _' Club of Clearwater, and she engages a guide,

, - ‘i113 W". that oi the unconscious Phllosopher and friend to lead her along the lman Imay soy thatassooiias the two»

{young men had lelt Jermyn street. The ensuing adventures, d8 $011116 115 they 1°“ °l "W 111°" flamed Bdmi-“ivfl 11nd l

' are costlyfkeepthe family in a constant state . 0'fv.€XClt0lI1¢l1lC—-fllld the readeri~il1 51S 60115911“

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_, o the correct, or nearest correct, solution ‘ j BERGEN d OSLO stfllris. 1:111 110F111“ SOlhUP 11ml W611i- romimoonoos oooo'_wim o lppggja] = prizes in order as follows will be paid in cash. ‘ Dirccfto In , to tie oor. I heard T esigerfls voice chapter on murders '1 hope mowond 1 c I, I 5th P 1 ‘o0 l Panciigci-s booked through to but not‘ What he ‘aid’ I heard “fame by a purely Jeclinical oversight; l _ 2fid 6th Pi‘; mm *7! Norwltllm SW51!" l1"! Dani-ill “y: ‘That's “u 118m" nlslme 591m" never met this young man." 3rd Prize 7th Prize . Join", _ t didly’. Then he said: ‘Help me carry, “Don-o be 3mm» ‘no fiwadw uyoh o 4th Prize . . 8th Prize 1.00 and passenger m es on lil- hiin up. will be a bit not a lob, butz know you luivnt got the energy to pp 9931-5 lug-pun“; m”. com - T. A‘ g_ pgwourg g 501s I “am em Wm loge l“ then?“ write reminiscences or 5131311118 @1595 There is absolutely no responsibility, obligation or cost o! * 111W lime Bllriiflse bulletin?!‘ tllflem" "1 wasn't actually goilig- to write any kind to try {or a prize. The solving o! the problem will . lLlllu. N. S. nice little surprise for No. 'l'. I didn't‘ them myself," “to Bord aooorhom 1-] provide o fgw hours moo; mgorooim; work, Fheil- niiiiiislfilgzliourorxi igliiieodiotlioo- lli-lintelihnllelfallttihllvhlit “lug “yen bone"! ma“ “m” d°“°' Bl“ I m“ COMPETITION CLOSES i - z. m" 1"“ l" ~ nclnted n at Jack. and Pulled the a. " u’ u 6y a“ me up cl “ V"? film-villi“! Bllllhe W1" d“! The competition closes Saturday. January 2a. i930. n. '°""l°‘” T“ ' triciwr." - m“ wmelww °Y “h”- n W" i‘ b“ and that's her specitl lob- Shfl (1011116-5 midnight All solutions to be considered must reach tho m“. Wm d ‘I ' "T°""""°' *°"'b'°' wh“ "'" ll" °l a l°b l“ them‘ I mule myself “l the stcrlai andudocs all the actual address ‘below before that hour I ' ' dllubmm‘ PIOfCSSIOIIGI 001118 ‘h’ ""1"?" dead weight, all right, They heaved me , m .. " i ‘J wmnu.“ m‘ m“ ;_'__-_ “Nothing, u wasn't loaded.” i hem and mm I hem, mrame m, “fill”- d d T, ' _1n case o: s tls the prize wui so to the one who indoor-ii l" ""111" ¥1°°»°° C i i . _oou,re sure W5 an right. she Wm“ "gilild mitts“; 3:; jam he“ my goggmzigbfiiglztion with his solution in nccordlflFe with - ['01] l IOD 0mm SS OD i -_ . __ ' - ' - ' ' _, gnu-mm. Ml‘. GEORGE w. BROWN. i?" amiss?!‘ ‘Zlfldjllfgmy! “MI halt an hour every dnv- "01111118 w" ii those who tie have both, or Ill wit in now subsiirip- '°‘““°“- - _ Mai-gate, r. u. l. m u“ Tm“ ° “h? - ° "r- than that." Aim a siiiht pause. ma tlons; tum m prlu will go to the one whose subscription on 4 m], competitor. by 5W5!" “hmm” "5" "5 l” h 5 my mlg ' Oaterhan-i said; "She was s nloe- which he or she became eligible, is paid the farthcrcst in mo dooioioo o; mo lractlonslol Prohibition Act lo the “They went stray and looked the, looking drown-y roam; no oym. advsnccyinto the year 1930. 1i’ both or all are paid in Id- _ oboro or To door, and ‘moo 1 opoooo my eyes om; ‘ pathetic." _ vance to December Si, 1930, months money will lie-divided 5 All solutions must l eiiiéi lnllilclor n. J. Haywood saw you. My God Bundle, i shall "Fathcrlisaidrliundle. "I have a

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Ulises-Charlottetown and Mouton! .

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' McLeod & Bentley r w ‘L glfigiiit; o. ' '- . B. . - “Sin-nu, and Attorney-lb“! . Qllce: I80 lllclimond Street HONEY TO LOAN I __ o gharlottctofll. l‘- E I-

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"A sugar-cured ‘ham is an actor who once mistook moth balls

“Jone: is some optimist!"

"Sure ls. If he'd been ilvlrig In Noah's time he would have aild that the flood was only a passing

He: Am I the first main you over 1a

, muss? cou uy ready-mods (or three times the unnonneo that 1H Iolilo hfliooito ' - l""“"“n “"0" a m: sol-o ‘thing. (Abuknttlg) 33-‘ '1‘: my; ‘mire?! "It" Iv m‘ no m- tho _ only , o _ y , ‘ ' ‘ I . . . . It!” Wl-wlw“ m .£.'.‘£‘1.'...'.‘.'.';.." y“ m” " gqfviilghflvggggggglioigtkgiego-gggi; :',',';,';',-,,',',';,';'"'°*‘“"",,'“',,»,,,"" town n in P. n. on: m»: s oroaonowu . "'0'" ‘mm w” ' ' ' ' ' ' " ills-iii rillhgcalqbutulsoitlsahoor m. so oi‘ l" "P" °' ‘d’ P- W . ‘ " A "M0101"!!! 1.0m. I no nscouns! into m liiood. and acts directly upon o A M,’ w”; l - ooooq- - ' M! P- II». mind o! 0-18 aide n us ruin m. m 1m. am lloaai _ .. '- , m.- [é game l: no». mgillfglflutollgieg,‘ rigg- 54:13:51: follow"; phonic wan“ ,0. . I I m,“ “I °"“‘°|MM'*I=' l: lwiwlmw" “:2. *- . , ' ' You have to oi t o no - _ "u" ciiugmutgwi‘ ~ . ' -- ‘ “We 9119"!" D T’ lino om in ilu game lo killed .' ,‘§,',,,',§,'“',,,",',",','; ‘filfigm, ifififig o”; “no”; ' . ~ . i ,

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1,5‘ wrote?"

You got no money back. v .

(Whirl: the iiilzrsnu botwecn a loilvritliawowinoisnd

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comedy.

“when he pretended

and hid behind the door

isend You up on some

seemed saler than ever.

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thought you were dead."

Bundle.

care oi you we oiuzht to

the whole business."

LMixed at

'9“ 7 DIALS MYSTERY

l: Amos comm

"when Mr. moi-sleigh was non-i;- unconscious, Mr. Tbesiger took him down to the car and helped him in, ‘The hood was up. He must already have telephoned to you unknown to Mr. Eversleigh. He mode a, dove,» WBGHUOH l0 you. You were to say that you were taking Miss Whdo

"You made no mention of a. mes- sase from him. Later, when’ your body

. swear that you had driven her home ‘of penetrating into this house by

Eversleigii continued to play

found the doctored whiskey which contained enough liydrochldride of lmorphla to kill two men. Also the 1‘ our they were in ivas followed. Mr. Thesiger drove out oi town to a well- lmpwn coll’ course. where he showed iilmseil for a. lew minutes, speaking o: ~ ,playing a round. That oi course, was =lor an alibi, should one be needed. Hel ilclt the car with Mr. Eversleigh in it fa litile way down the road. Then lie

Dials Club. As soon as he saw Alfred ;leave_ he diiovc up to the door, spoke ito Mi". Everslcigh as he got out in case lyou might bc listening and came in- {io the house and played his little

BlLl/S S TOR Y

‘doctor. he really only slammed the door and then crept quietly upstairs

where Miss Wade would presently

Eversleigli o! course was horror- striick when he saw you, but he th. ought it best to keep up the part he was playing. He knew our pebple were watching the house, and he imagined that there was no immediate danger intended to you. He could alwa); ‘come to llle‘ at any moment. When Mr. Theslxcr threw his revolver on the table and apparently lelt the house it

next bit-—" He paused, looking at Bill. “Perhaps you'd like to tell that Sir."

“I was still lying on that belly sols," aid Bill, "trying to look done in and <getting the Sldgets worse and ivorse. Then I heard some one run down the

never feel so perfectly awful again. I "I suppose my hat saved me," said

"Partly." said Superintendent Bat- tle. “But partly it was Mr. 'I‘l'ieslger's Twounded arm. He didn't realize it him- sell-but he had only hall its usual strength. still that's all no credit to the Department. We didn't take the

Lady Eileen-and it's u black blot on

“TOUGH AND LUCKY"

l Stubborn Coughs 1 Ended by‘ Recipe,

018ml --- A u.» rathar ilm. Whit x csirtldl overdllnrlim bolnglia ‘it. Ill! ill‘ such s gentle little thing." ' '. "Ahi"1odid u» supuiiitonomtm-so wls the Icntonvilloinmwlonalthitf killed tivovehlldnn. You-can't lob!‘ that. she's got in,hor—her lather ought to‘ hove soon" the inside o! prison more tum ouocflf . , . "You've got hm‘ too?" l Superintendent Battle ' nodded, ' l, "I daicssy they gout hang ‘ her-juries are soltlheartod. ' But young Iliesigersiiillswini. Ill right-w

$50.00 to the Person who counts

and a. good thing too-s more utterly l them CDITGCUX -— OHICI‘ awards a .\-_~ de nved and callous criminal I never .

"vii _ _ _ _ _. o , _ from $20.00 down - of ~ J o,

“And now,"ho added. "I! your head ' ' 3 f} ~ - t) rah! Some lim is what we need. Do /- o, d.’ a ‘flex t’ _ What about‘ s.‘ little n4 ,3! 6 * o _ do, q u, 0 f} 9’ There's o nice little rcsturant round f, '- 3335' ._ ti‘) J t? v 0V,” 0' Wade Wflllld one cm-ngp," i I ' ' ] ' ' a Q 0' V‘ 0 ~ . Bundle heartily lmed. , , 1533?»?! -' . ' ‘ o9‘ V’ $0‘ i) 9 “m1 ‘he 111w "I'm starving. Superintendent But- , :3 363.! 6'5 33 3 3 or tie, Besides" she looked round, I've __ 335 a” . lo 3 5 35’ , got to set t5 know sll my colleagues." Q33” '5 3 3 "The Seven Dials,” mo mil, "hurl 3

rah! Some fizz is what we nosed.‘ Do they run to fizz at‘. this place, Bottle?" _ "You won't have anything to oom- ploin oi sir. You leave it to me." "Superintendent Battle." slid Bun- dle, "you're l. wonderful man. I'm sorry you're married airesdy. M it i5 I shall have to put up with Bill." LORD CAIHERHAM APPROVES

"Father," said Bundle, "I've dot to break a. piece oi‘ news toyou. You're going to lose me."

“Nonsense,” said 10rd Catherham "Don't tell me that you're suliering {mm galloping cohsumption or} weak heart anything like that, because I, simply don't believe it."

“It's not death," said Bundle. "It's marriage." _ -

"very nearly as b_l,d.’_’ said Lord Caterham. "1 suppose I mull-hm w come to the wedding, all dressed up in tight, uncomfortable clothes; and give you away. And Lomax may think it necessary to kiss me in the vcstry." “Good heavens! You don't think I'm going to marry Gcorse. d0 V011?" criedBundle. - " "Well something like that sccmvd to be i.n'ihe wind last time I sow you." i said he: Ssther. "Yesterday morning, you know.” I _

"no going td*he married to some: one a hundred tlmcs nicer than Gco- rge,” sail" Bundle. ‘._ ‘ ‘

"I hope so, I'm sun.‘ said 10rd

to the Seven

to go for a

oi.’ this room

BXCUR. Ml‘.

As for the -\“ _ __T_:_ ___ w. . . -—~—/iF-_- - . . ~- , _...- -..—>r=_...;1 e.__'-'-'~'YVr=--'~'\V ——-' ‘ licentuand tromjll I, hesi- now it rJIZT f“ _. _ "2-1,‘ o _ “If _:._-.,. . a. __ - _~ i- —- '-"-- seems that he was one 0i the most ’

emdem comm“ o, m- o“ The leathers on the Turkey are, made no o! flnm 2. 8.1.

the Turkey and add the figures. The total d! tho added flgnrss

"The sad thing is that I never met

him. I was thinking or ‘writing my PltlZEm-Foi-

l Uaterhszn. “But one mm- mono. X, don't iecl you're really _o good Judge _ -. oi character. Bundle. You told me that . . . ‘ . 1 " iouna ‘lhesizer wssa" cheerlui inel~ ”" ‘Fm

anion: such proportionately according to the number o! winners. ~ leellng that without me you will r1111

into deadly danger." _

“Dillerent kinds or danger suit dil- Ierent _ kinds or people." slid 10rd Cam-ham. _ i

He was moving away, when he turn- ed back and u-id over his shoulder:

"By the way, Bundle, who are you marrying?" _

"I was wondering," tsid Bundle , "when you were going w ask mo that -. rm goifll to mam 5111- Evmlflllh-

Tho ogolst thought it over lor a

SOLUTION TURKEY

-' ' To Turkey Feathers Competition ' The Giurdinn, f“ rlottetown, P. IQL

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(a) My solution ol the Feathers on thsTurkey '0' have done,

ped from this paper.

Gut this out on tho border lines, flil in and myll early. ‘Mill on outside oi envelope

FEATHERS COMPETITION

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(b) I om eligible for the competition on the oi. .‘_ ' ‘.1011 midi-used

5. 8. 7 and I. The iiroblcin is to tote thou leathers 0B o will be taken as the number oi‘ leathers on tho bird. . , . _

Conditions A ~

l Every one in any lsmily. where there is s i-ellilsr suhscrip this paper paid in advance, is invitei-l to try the solution and compete I0: the prizes. _

2 Anyone not eligible in accordance. with No. 1 condition. by becoming s. subscriber 0r sending subscription oi some member o! the country or $5.00 tor the city {for the

in tho tamiiy with $4.00 tor first year in advance. .

3 Every competitor may, i! he 0r she so desires, send in n advance for one yeorsubscrlption with tho is is not obligatory; but the winner oi each

oes send a new subscriber will bofavmrded amount his or he: wire calls tor.

Thus i! the prim bad sent s new subscriber, no will cash instead of 880.00, And accordingly

'4 with sll the prizes. No one can so secure double money unless the new subscription is actually lorwsrded with his

sending in his solution. agrees that lllfilll be indisputable and final.

be sent in on the liollowing tom, clip-

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in the loursomes in the autumn ‘nicot-

Name .........................,..............,..... minute. Then he nodded in complillb ' ' " H saugfgctign, ' ' I Add-TBS .....-...-,,-,,,,,-...,.,-..,,.,,,.,-."u, I ‘lm very tough, said Bundle. And "yxcenent," M “ii one.’ let-och _ *- isn't he? He and 1 can irlnv meet-her u» Anion ‘ enclosed on account o! the above subccripuon s

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1113-" Q END 4dr Wcwflubscription. Name

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with plain granulated sugar syrup or strained honey. Thus you make better remcd

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