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The large‘ 10c package of “Rosebud” contains 1 “Poker ‘ Hand”. . w The larger 15c package con- tains 2 “Poker Hands”.

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and Save the “Poker Hands”

f, Wholliyll BB Miss WFPrinoe Edward Island i‘ ' l 0f 1929 9

The young lady receiving the most votes will be award- Qll $000.00 in gold, nlloug with I. heautllul silver loving cup. _ ‘ second prise will be 5200.00 in gold. THIRD prue $100.00 in gold. RIIIIEMBBR this is not n. beauty contest but s , , ‘ ‘Ity contest.

$50.00 REWARD

wul be given lo ule Lodge, soelely, Club, or individual who tint nominates the winning candidate, so get busy now and ' nil out coupon below. Contest starts soon.

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' how teacher praised me this morn-

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W. ORTON TEWSON

WHEN oeorgrnemnrs-shew wu a little. shaver sud going gtoschqol his talker remarked tolilmbhc day —-more in sorrow than in. Anger.

"Your teacher uys that you ere the laziest boy in the school. Is tint s0? ,

“No, father," Jcpiiod l" ' “The teacher is the laziest, Whenever we have to work and write, .110 sits in

0N another occasion young G. B. S. said to his tether: _

“Dad, yolralweys tell people I om lazyq But you should hove her-rd

lug." _ h _ _

"All! that's right, my boy." beam- Ed father. “What, did h; ply?" _

“He ssid there might. be boysstlll lazler ‘than I," replied the young hopeful, triumphantly.

Shavian, even then, you see.

O U‘ I I g

WHICH reminds me thit Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) now and again sampled the quality o! his fath- er's cane, as s small boy.’ It is re. corded that theclder Olumens once sought to soften thlfblowsfiby resort. ing to a. time-honored pnrentgl “woe. crack." - ‘ . ‘V

"Believe me, Sum." ‘he ducked“ "When You are bud and I harp» to cane you, it hurtaime more thin it does you." - » ‘ ‘\_

"Yes,"- sobbed little Scsn-"but B01 in the some place."

o ‘e p o

AND recalls s stow about Anatole France, the french writer, who, when seven yeérs‘ or aige, waslistening to some oi his school motes telling about lhell- birthdnys. Joining the eon- versation he said: “I know when I was born." “When” piped sever-cl voices. "At 8.35 ln_ the morning," proudly ‘asserted little Imlncols Tfhlbaulb—- which was hndtole France's real name, I

“That isn't trueP-l-etorted one oi’ the children. "Your mother is still asleep at that hour." - "Oh, but I lwakened her ‘and told‘ hel- I wanted to be born," ‘the boy rejoined, undismsyed. ’

_o o c o

OHALIAPDI, great liussinn singer,

was onceustopped on the street by

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Boot Harbour, Nfld, March 15.- (Speclall-"I have round 1n‘ Doddis Kidney Pills a firm rellei 1m Bock- ache," writes Mrs. E. Taylor. o well- known resident of this piece. ‘The!’ have helped me at diflerent times when nothing else wouldlcsrlrecom- mend Budd's Kidney Pills‘. to any- one. They are most reliabled’?

What Mrs. Taylor states is all that has ever been claimed for Dodlfs Kid- , ncy Pills-that they are good for sick '.".<ldneys. The road to good, health" ' tics througirthe kidneys. It they ore ' zzcpt strong and well, all the impuri- ‘llcs are strained out o! thebiood. If

lllcy are weak, and out oi order the ‘impurities stay in the blood and dis- : case ls the sure result. g

Doddh Kidney Pills keep‘ the kid-

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: week, nervous, run-down women i trial stones. w ‘ l .a ‘ f

EXAMINATION ,

Fitting ‘sud eurlllrllr Glenn. l‘ etc.

.._ they are consequently extremely sen-

s oelsbrihd violinist, - I fwnet oils your" naked Ohslinpin, noticing bishlendvl long iced. "N——(o lsmous music critic) is our. tor my scalp," walled the scrup- er. "Whit. should I do?"

“Oh. play better the next time," counselled Chllllplll.

U I C

WHICH is o ‘vsriltion of the fum- ous story about Oscsr Wilde. You remember ho. too. was stopped on the street-by n minor poet, who complained bitterly that the critics had ignored bk latest book o! poems.

“It is d dsmnnble. conspiracy ‘o! silence, that's whet it is," exclaimed thoipoet, adding "What would you do ii you were ms?"_ ‘

"Join it. my boy, 10in it." said Os- car, hurrying on. ,

O O O

WIIDts wit never deserted him although it oiten had l pathetic ring otter his downhill. While still in Reading Gaol he was visited in his coll by n friend of former happy days. When the caller mods ready to go, Wilde mid:

-“I thank you with all my Heart (or this visit, and I hope you will psrdon my, not seeing you to the trout door."

O O O f

BEAU’ . 33034152214,‘ dimly o! Qlsndies, when living in fiance, com- lfloined-to his eel-vent c! the greet hoot lnd l. consequent thirst “Would you like s. tunable:- oi mid wsterpeir?" sold the menial. “Avtsntl cold wnter, not tor me!" replied the Bssu. “lint makes one iltrbpllc more. But pour mo s. ll- qllflllt- that's cooling."

Others lollowed. Alter the tenth, Brummtll coiled lor one more.

“N0. sir.” sold the servant, "I don't

- dare."

"And why not!" "I'm axxnidyomwiilcstch a cold or lreeze, sir.’ ' o

As A-BQY. I Mun-uses to beer the expression-stoned, to‘ some moomv Gus—"you look like n ‘dying duck in c. thunderstorm?’ m”, u. ter all those years, I hgve 1mg ‘m. covered the row-m for the smile, 1t seems that ducts otten become ex- tremely restless Bust belore o tum. eel-storm. \

"Prhein. skim: are very tlun one

some tobleco. city, ed hnrd. I prospered. Now I have returned very, very wealthy!"

“I110 old mln fixed his son with s

"tumult" story, John norrrmom 0!- isred this-it u included ln Nichol! son's book hvorito Jokes o: rem- ous People." with s. caricature oi each celebrity:

A mountaineer we: seated in front of nu dilapidated mm in the heart

o: the ‘nsnnesoee hills when a mng- ‘

niticcut Rolls-Royce drove up. I O O

A DAPPIR your: mm, dressed in fine niment, Jumped out and, running up to the cabin, shouted:

"Esther, dssr (other, don't you

know mo? Pm tiger. Fifteen years

ago todby you sent mo to town for I rm sway to the big I went to Wall Street. I work-

bslsiul bye-end demanded “Boy! Whnh is that lerblcker?"

A LAUGH It til! expense O! Ibrbes-

Rnbertson-lsmous actor. new retir- sd-is indulged in by J. M. Dent, the publisher, in his "booky" Memoirs. It seams that Forbid was asked to take the choir st l. Bhnkesperian gather- ing at which Qulller-Couch was to reed s. peper on "Shakespear- ss a. Poet," or some such title. '

("Q")

CO0

JUST before mounting the plat-

form Forbes-Robertson said to Dent:

"Ah! Quiiler-Oouch: I know him.

but what did he do? I-Ie wrote some stories, didn't he-wrote some hov- e15?"

91's," said w. Dent, "he wrote’

one or two novels and very many ‘short stones.”

“All! w. m. that lsnl rlgh

Wl-Iml Qulller-Couch had delivered

his address and Forbes-Robertson was coiled upon to thank him, the actor sold:

siiivc to sudden changes in 01.4,. mosphwe," declnres E. o. Boulcng- er. Director of the Isondon Zoo (in "Animal Mysteries"). "Hence e ‘dy- ing duck in n. thunderstorm‘ is I. phe- nomenon by no means rue."

. I i O

A RICH TALE: .

“The Orlentsl‘: pdulon for greasy tooth has led to the development of _ll breed oi’ sheep in which the fattest portion o1 the suinuil-the talk-com- bines oxcsssive odlposity with enor- mWB 161M113’ 6A7: Director Boulez-l- Ber- “Iii certain breeds this organ is so pondsrous that the lliimll is provided with. s. smell tour-wheeled ccrrilse in order to relieve the weight IN Plevent the toil from the com-

ing into contact with the ground."

svnoros Booth Tarkington's new bdok, "The World Doss Movefl-o lookbsck atliie in the good (‘l’) old ‘Nineties and early Nineteen Hundreds -_—l€!5c Lynch Williams, novelist and’ playwright, (who claims to have "diz- covered" Tarkington when ‘Booth was “s queer-looking, frmh Junior" at Princeton, snd Williams wls e "tre- mendously grove and important 8on- ior") recalls the occlsiolflof Booth’: first utter-dinner speech. Y ‘ O I O

IT WAS o Princeton Ht. dinner, and likewise the occasion o! Wil- lisnrs first otter-dinner speech. Both had o violent attack oi’ nerves, and just before Wlllllms was called on- he came iirst-‘Ihrklngton lulled over to him, and with l. whimslolily

. tsrriried expruolon, whispered

“I'll hold your knees when you get

_. w. if you'll hold mine."

“Ami we did," odds Jesse. it worked ldniltlbly,"

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ssxm by Prank llmest nlenol-

cerh-inly wss "Uncle Joe" Canon used to tell s. story about one o! the early circuit riders o1.’ Illinois who loved hunting game as well as souls. Ono morn- ing as he proceeded to the camp meeting he sow signs o! n fox and set I trap where he could keep his eye on it during the sermon. While preaching he sow the trap n11. with- out elmnclne the sine-me WM of his delivery, he ssid:

sun-sleek ma white lrfllt-fflf nu

"when I um tired out otter a hard

day's work and I put my slippers on and rest in my old armchair, 1 take up one of Sir Arthur Quiller-Couch: lovely and porlcet sharia. 1nd at once Inmdtpecceandinllysium."

THAT at ion-rt has a. different 0nd-

ing then tliestbry told about Conan

Doyle-elector c! Silerlock Holmes- undsr slmihr clrcumsusnces. At one o! Doyle's chairman. pressed into action at the 1m. moment. did nobly until the very end when he oonvulsed the audience -‘-cnd the lecturer, by saying

lectures In emergency

“And now, ladies end gentlemen,

I ttke greet pleasure in presenting to you that eminent Divine. Doyle."

CQDOII

OONM! DOYLE once sent c. tele-

gram to each o! twelve triends, all men 0i 816st virtue and reputation and or considerable position in so- ciety. ‘rhe message wls worded:

“Hy at onus: all is discovered." Within twenty-tour hours, the

awry goes, all twelve had left the country.

‘fl-m Sporting Psrson o! early dsys "o. lroth of o boy."

SPRI

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do OPENING

erulasnn YA AFTERNOON *

Choose Your Apparel lVith

Easter Authority .7‘

‘Tuesday afternoon and following days, we will introduce to the public fashions of the hour. Fashions which have passed censorship not merely because of their

newness, but because

women will wear

them in preference to others. l

“You will be delighte

d with our Easter

display of all that is new. Our prices are

lower than you would

for garments of such high merit.

expect them to be

SPRING FROCKS

$6. 98 to

Brilliantly styled . . . . .

chic, youthful models of spring.

$40.00

deftly designed, that fairly breathe

SPRING COATS

$9.00 to

$55.00

An advance showing of models for sports and dress. Many new models pur- chased by our Mr. McDonald in Montreal and Toronto at prices which will savc\you

money.

J

And the New SPRING HATS!

We still uphold our leadership when milady wishes to choose

her hat. Chic hats that give your costume a smartness at such

: ill‘ . V. lirufilillllll»

a low investment. Every style, color, material and size.

s. A. McDONALD

Bristol and Vicinity

.._,__. .Wll1lanl MacLeod were visitors to the city Saturday,

Mr. and Mrs

Mr. John F. Whear, Charlottetown. was in Mount Stewart on Saturday,-

We regret to say that. Mm Lena. McIntyre has been ill {or the Dost few days.

Mimy of thls- vicinity and sur- rounding dlstricls are taking advant- sgc of the nice mild winter we are having.

Mr. Dwight Masher and Mr. Jard flurry are busily engaged in hguling and cutting ice from Mr. Mathesoxfs mill pond. "

Hel- many friends are pleased to know that Mrs. P. J. Hughes is con- valesolng again stter a rather com- plicated illness.

Mr. Ienourd McEwcn has closed his residence, and has token up hi! abode at the home oi Mr. Ruben Drake, Bristol. ’ "

‘The members of the Mount Stewblt Dramatic Club have been working overtime practising their play, which they intend going in the near ill- ture.

Mr. Hammond McEwen, and ‘Mr. Dan Mstheson are having their oom- iortable homes and outer buildings lighted. by electric lights, n luxury which needless to say ls very accept- llble. Mr. Matheson has charge of the plant which is run on the some principle as his mills.

Her many friends am pleased to have with them but regret to state her visit was oi short duration, Min Mary O'Brien, who spent Saturday and ‘Sunday _ with her parents, rc-

turnlng on Monday to resume her

School.

Mrs. Augustus MacDonald end m children, Morel], were us, guests a Mrs. Ndcflondd’: sister, Hrs. hid Barry, 8t. Peters I-lilrbor, on Sunder inst.

Quite no industrial and rushfllt business has been carried on tor m post week or two in operative (om in thssswmillowncdbyibsnblstll- own. end b! the owl!!! °l lumber lnnded there recently, i060 as if the sow mill will be on ti! humming swing for quite n wbill- Tilcsawing ilbeingdonetosstli- isction by our compcunt and cr- perisnccd sewer, m. Du: M0101!- yho by his prompt Ind willing elforll are serving -ths customers. Mr. Mr Lean having n shnrc in the businell.

Mrs. Duncan Mellmlen, chum"- town, spent file week-cad with 1"‘ lstives in Mount Stewart. n

"Brethren,- keep yolu‘ minds on the

‘ text while I go out and kill that l ."

1% note the appeal to the sport-

ing and religious instincts oi south-

ern planters in this advertisement tron: n. nswlplper of o hundred years ego-quoted in "Em-ens Ohbrlso Oolenun Seller!

"Religious notice-Tho luv. m. Sidney will preach next Subtitl- in Dempsey! 01'0", Ill tan o'clock, A. 11., and ct 4 o'clock P. M. Providence permitting. Between’ the sermons the preacher will rumble sorrel mare. Juno. mlnet any mo fill-t m l” trothdmltintilisfllloniorollllf" o! one hundred dollars.”

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