“—® Seems to me that the last time | saw some fool (a.k.a. parking impaired individual) park there their vehicle got towed. Hmm.... On second thought, go ahead and keep doing it. | was hoping - to get some towing pictures before the year was out!

OK. Apparently something wasn’t made clear to

this person ‘when they took their drivers test, so

to avoid repetition let me notify everyone of this at the same time: a sign displaying a speed

limit doubles as a “NO PARKING’ sign. What's worse? There was someone else parked in

front of them, so not only are the idiots coming out of the woodwork to perform their art at

UPEI, they’re bringing their friends.

Recipe for getting noticed: get yourself a big yel- ‘ low half-ton, then park it half in/half out of a How does this relate to parking space, completely disregarding the other parking? It doesn't really.

rows of neatly parked vehicles. _ | just found it funny that even the wheelbarrow

buckled under the weight of tuition.

nny tas

That's right folks, the rumours are true. There What was that excuse again? Can’t see the | are actually people out there dumb enough to, lines? Maybe if you’re blind | suppose but in park three wide. that case, you shouldn't really be driving any-

way should you? \

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