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new chapeau.

The hiits were as gay as spring- time itscli. All were pretty. evciy- one at the tea had fun-and every- one loved the new hats!

Mrs. John Nicholson. Glen Val- ley. spent the weekend visiting rel- atives and friends in the city.

Mrs. R. E. McGirr returned to Leamingaon. Ontario. this week. Mrs. McGirr had been visiting her parents. Lieutenant-Colonel F. B. Conrad and Mrs. Conrad.

Miss Virginia Boultilier of Hall- fax, was the guest of honor re- cently at a dinner given by the girls of Simpsuns-Sears at the Queen liotel. Covt-rs were laid for

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Ruliamali 8. Frank

"Oh. for a good laugh!" said one of a group of friends who had been among neighbors and the traged- ies in the latest news. ”Funny” stories circulated but the laugh- tar was more the result of good fellowship than the stories or the art of the tellers. But "funny" stories are seldom successful. says no less an authority than Stephen Leacock.

In a chapter on humor tin "How to Write") he states: "A few stor- iaa are so short, so excellent. so fool-proof - of such simple out- line. such a plain setting. without details of place. description and character that there is no need to introduce extraneous matter. indeed littls possibility of doing so. Of such nature are the little generalized 'tags' about "Scotch- men" old darlries. " "Jews" com- merical travellers" and other peo- ple whose character supposedly is reduced to one word. and who live everywhere. always. thus:

'What is die difference between a Scotchman and a oanoe' A canoe tips"'

Then. according to Leacock,

there is the simple story turning on a phrase: l "A London medical professor" who had received a royal appoint- ment put up a notice in his class- room: "Professor Smith begs to inform his students that he has been appointed physician to the King." A student wrote under- neath it:

" rcmi Save the King.' "

As the funny story gets more complicated. says Leacock, the dangers to the teller increase. De- tails are omitted. unnecessary ones put in - and the point is of- ten forgutten! tI.cacoL-k furnishes examples - read and laughi. HUMOR Humor is broader and deeper than the funny story. Once, deform- ity, cruelty, insanity, physical mishaps were material for humor. Even now they sometimes arouse laughter. But in most of us humor is quite kindly. it is true we often laugh from a sense of superiority - at the weak. the futile. But our laughter. at its best. is mixed with sympathy. Charlie Chaplin, in his

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L . inspired such lnughte.

Many of you remember the cen- tral figure in these oving pic- ture comedies: A iltte guy with an ineffectual sort of mustache. dressed in shabby over-size trous- ers and worn over-size shoes - ob- visouly hand-me downs. Solemn- faced he shuffles above his hum- hie job of street cleaning or win- dow-washing. intent on his work he yet rnanagu to tangle with the important. the no in p on s. His broom trips them up. of his soap- filled pail deluges them itiic con- trast between their scif-impor- tance and their ludicrous appear- ance creates whole-hearioii laugh- terli. Sometimes chased by all in sight. he escapes - until his next misadventure - but more often he runs in vain. Cornered. he fac- es his captors with a child-like pleading look flickering across his solemn face - but the huge hand of a policeman grabs him by the Icfilff of the neck and shakes him much as a cat does a mouse. We laugh --lmlh the high-brows and the Iiiiulirmis, lllil they-Q jg . lump in the iiimni of many of the audience. We feel superior to this weak odd little creature. yet wg see ourselves in him-our own struggles in his brave and unequal fight against odds.

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MARY HAWORTLI Wailing Ends,

DEAR MARY HAWORTH-After being great lovers for 15 years. we finally married two years ago after his wife died. leaving him with a son. I won't rehash what I went through waiting for George -but I loved him so.

Now we are in our forties and I still hold my executive job. I make a good salary. as does George. and 1 chip in on expenses and pay my own needs. We have a maid. a car. a decent house. no debts, and we eat and drink the best. But since we married. two years ago. our lives have been such a wreck that I am con- templating separation, although I love him as madly as ever.

His son is now I8. and from the first we've clashed mainly over him; and I've been told many times. in every tone. not to bother about him at all. Every- thing he says and does gets on my nerves: is this jealousy HE'S GADABOUT George is a jolly good fellow; belongs to sports and social clubs, has many friends. likes to go out. and must attend anything and everything. I am just the opposite --no friends. never go out nights. would be content to stay home with him every night. But this he canii stand; and i can't under- stand his socializing (nothing wrong. mind you). I think we should be mutually sufficient. Am I too possessive, immature or romantic

But Not Misery ”

six. A lovely gift was presented to Miss Boutilier as a remembrance of this happy occasion.

Mrs. George Lea was hostess rc- centiy at a bridge given in aid of the Multiple Sclerosis Society. E- leven tables were in play. Prizes were won by Mrs. Gordon Senn, Mrs. J. Larrabee. Mrs. Julian Her- ring. Mrs. Frank Hansen. Mr. A. M. Clark and Mr. T. M. Brchaut.

plane on Friday en route to Re-

lllrs. J. A. lilac-Lcod. North Riv-

Mr. John A. Fraser. Q. C.. Re gina. Sask., left for Halifax by

gina. Mr. Fraser had spent the past week in Charlottetown, the guest of his sister. Mrs. J. W. MacDonald. 104 Fitzroy Street.

Miss Margaret Joan Carruthers arrived in Summerside from Cal- gary. where she has been employ- ed for the past 18 months. Miss Carruthers plans to remain in Sum- merside for the present.

KEEP IN TRIM

By IDA JEAN KAIN

The wife who wrote "How do I get my husband to want to stay on a diet" hit at the crux of a common problem. Perhaps the best way to answer this query is share the story of how one wife applied positive slimming to keep her husband happy on low calorie fare.

The doctor had ordered the head of the house to take off so

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than he is. You haven't yet de- vcloped the faculty of "together- ncss." But perhaps you could de- velop it. if given psychiatric guid- ance and support. in twins 10- Owing to the psychological (or spiritual! deficiency in marriage. you are unduly dependent upon sex as the bond in common. in general, your attitude towards George is morbidly jealous and possessive. yes. it is a flattering destructive attachment: and George's adjustment to it is mor- bid. too. He draws on it to rally his sick ego-the very ailment that makes him involuntarily afraid of sharingl

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If George were maturely at peace with himself. he could be more quiet: and also more help- ful in powerfully influencing you toward emotional healtii.

For perspective on the whole situation. you might read Dr. Ed- mund Bergler's book "Divorce Won't Help" tHarpersi. And for spiritual lift. read "Stake Your Claim" lliarpcrsl by Emmet Fox.-M.H.

Mary Haworth counsels through her column. not by mail or per- sonal Interview. Write her in care of this newspaper.

There are fights. wisecracks. nagging. insults. even blows; and; slammed doors. of course-with the result that five nights inl seven. and on weekend days. it am left alone. weeping over my happiness escaping forever. Liicp without him would be impossiiileg

What is wrong with me. or with us times George resent my financial independence He is

proiidl. He says I am making my- self miserable over nothing; that his need of other company has lnnthing to do with his love of me. which is strong as ever. he claims. Sexually this seems in be true. Please help me as 1 am get- ting desperate . . .--S.S. ;

SAME AS BEFORE DEAR 8.3.-As to what is wrnngg the answer is-George and you. what you.fail to realize is that your married affiliation with George is simply a continnationl of the impasse that existed before. -except that 'the situation has been legalized.

During 15 years' wretched wait- ing for (learnt. Y0" Md Supposedl that if you could live with him. in honor. you and he would by happily "at one."-sharing every-i thing in comfortable harmony. l

But Georgia married behavior, makes clear that he flees. auto.

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Men seem to be particularly averse to the very idea of diet. and this husband was no excep- tion. He came home dejected. in a blue mood. feeling defeated br

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