5932i Orlouski, 3rd and 4th Duffy

The Mad Pole (I ‘m’ sane— times called that too) is a stick lxlx3 feet long of exceptional quality, 4 of geanetric excellence, and bound in tailored covering to protect it's

ent frun the-scratchies.

Before the 1979 changeover at 3rd and 4th floor Duffy it was used for . making Polish sausage, but now it has been converted by moonventional methods in Gordie's Labs. He used it for making saltless. sauerkraut by the no magnet method. It's also good for stabilizing a duck hunter's waddle. ~ ‘ .

11115 is the) ultimate in lab Dusters. It is the 2001 model being used in - 1979. 'Ihis duster ends all circular motion clusters. Its 'soope' is bythe yard, . its field of convention is ‘ so unconvantional that

until now it's been unheard 7'

of. Say hello to Mad Pole when you pick up your lost book or penCil 01404 _~ Duffy. .He's sort of a sexy .9 he likes f ' to be petteaq'j N ” * Suzie Slipper, is the Goddess of ,3rd V and 4th ‘

3KLEANER?SK0RNER

floors Duffy. Along with her sister Rag-a—Muffin, she is in charge of keeping the blackboards spotless here on 3rd and 4th Duffy. Suzie Slipper and the Rag-a-Muffin have their own philosOphy. They believe that the blackboards should be clean and clear (just like the water you drink) and that each time sar‘eone writes on them it should give that person a feeling like that of starting a - new page in your writing

the would not like to write over a page which has already been written on.

one would likely get mixed ' -:

up a bit, especially at examination time, eh? A person writing on the black- board should, if at all possible, be helped by that

‘ absence of distraction.

It's much like looking into the heavens, but only to

have a cloud obstruct ybur

A clean, clear black board gives a person anunspo’ken sense of control.

Inhibited by no little fleeting thoughts of another person's work, we all seek a clean clear confidence in things which we do. ‘

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Suzie Slipper and Rag—a— Muffin's constant canpan— ion is experience and devotion to the 'Board' .

‘ _ Though much smaller in

stature, these demonstrative darlings loom above the

_ powerful Sidewinder Sal, or " even J. Edgar the Hoover.

These two ladies are number

one contenders for the 1980—81 Black Board gutter cleaner's Award as voted on

by secret ballot from

participating black board users. Keep your eyes and ears open, more details soon. The girls say, "Duffians, Happy Black boarding."

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The following Student Union Jobs are now available.

1 Auxilary Bartender

,WINTER CARNIVAL CHAIRPERSON . REQUIRED: STUDENT UNION SECRETARYV

Duties: 1) All secretarial work for Business ‘ manager, executive members of the Student Union and for the executives of the classes and clubs and sub-carmittees of the Student

Union.

2.) Receptionist at Student Unicri Office, taking phone calls, messages.

7 This is a full-C-time job for eight months of the

‘year, Septanber' to April. New secretary will,

, begin working in January, 1980. ‘ ‘ Job description and application forms available from Student Union Office in the Barn.

Application forms and job descriptions are availabe

at the Student Union office in the Barn.

deadline is December 6.

Application

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