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Mouser the "Short-cared Owl dropped down in the new grass Just outside the dear Old Brlar- patch. He stood straight in Owl fashion and peered into p110 bram- ble-tangle in the middle o! which Pet-er Rabbit had just settled him- selt for a nap. He had been out all night.

"I thought I would tlnd you here. I saw youheadlng this way across the Green Meadows. I've brought you a bit o! news," said Mouser.

Peter pricked up his ears. "Per-i hops I know it already, in whiohl case it isn't newsfﬁsald he.

“You don't know it because we didn't know it ourselves until this morning an we haven't told any- one yet." replied Mouser.

"I've brought you a bit o! news" said Mouser

with these little tuﬁts o! mine." "But. it they are not ears. what are they? What are they for?” “Who are we-" asked Peter. K persisted Peter. “I've told you what “Mrs. Mouser and myself. She| they are. They are Just little has joined me. Here she comes] hunches ot feathers, tufts. And now," replied Mouser. Sure enough .' they are just roi- looks. Anyway. ﬂying easily as it it were no effort that 15 all the good they are that a! all. Came B-noiher 0W1. 511651 know of. Several o! the family liglhted beside Mouser and stared don't; wear them at, all, but don't in at Peter. The two looked so for a minute think they don't hear much alike that Peter doubted just as well as we do. We could that he could tell which was whioiii lose those so-called ears and be should he see them separately. i none the worse for it excepting in "My dear," said Mouser, “I've looks. They are ears in name only told Peter Rabbit that we are to be‘ It seems to me foolish and stupid neighbors o! his this summer; thBb to call a thing something it isn't." we like it so well around here that! declared the Owl, and snapped

we have decided to stay." |his bill.

Mrs. Mouser nodded. but‘ said: “Me too." agreed Peter. nothing and Mouser continuect, ____ "Mrs. Muoser has already decided? The next story: “Capers in the just where our nest is to be?‘ i Air." ,

"Where?" asked Peter at once. I

“On the ground." replied Mouser! and ohucklcd. I 1 ; .

“It is a quecr place or an O.v ‘s nest to be." said Peter. Contract Bridge

“Nothing queer about it, not with us Short-cam anyways." snapped Mrs. Mouser.

This reminded Peter o! sonne- tihing he had noticed. “Your ears are rather short and small." said he. “I suppose that is where youl get your name." y 11-6 m 5

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Pei/E“ W“ Wideiied l" Surpris“ unfortunately for himself hi; “n: "How can you say that? I don't cumtions Multan“, so ‘all, believe t-hey are as big as those 0|’ little Spooky the Screech Owl. And _ they are nowhere near as big as' the cars of your cousin Long-car, not to mention those oi your big- gest. cousin. Ilooty. His ears are

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feathers standing up where you think our ears ought to be. Do you think we hear with feathers?"

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"No ‘buts’ it you please." Mouser l‘ Pa” 3"’ Pa“ broke in. “You said it is silly to 30 Pa" ‘NT Pa“ call Cousin l~looty‘s ears horns. 2' Pa“ 5N1‘ g”, It really is just as silly to call P3. 11:2: 7‘ u’

them ears. Ears are to hear with.

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o! feathers any more than do I ' ‘Ilhe grand-slam contract came

to grief because oi the distribution of the missing trumps.

By Fagaly and Shorten In discussing the hand. North

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/ ’ There was much to be said for North's reasoning, but he over~ looked a crucial point. It South " could make at least live solid spade tricks with could make tliosc same tricks Jul! as safely at notrump, and then the srizne two hearts, three dia- monds, and three top clubs would round out. n scveu-notrlrznp con- tract. But ihc notrump denominat- ion cnjoyed this appreciable ad- vantage over spades: if South could not run the spade suit without loss. he still might have a good chance for thirteen tricks at nutrump by falling buck on the riub suit for exvtra tricks, with perhaps another heart or diamond trick as well. In short, the grand slam a‘ notrrmp was bound to be more flexible than that. in spades.

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