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By Thornton W. Burgess

- THE DIH-IAMI-IRS ARE WAKENED. Every one agreed to this. Some said. ' . lit was ilie hardest ever, but some t The one sure thing you're bound to one alwa)s says ' gmd, i winter.

The pond of Paddy the Beaver

this of every ' North dealer. Both aides vulnerable.

I it-nu covered with ice. thick ice.

j ' Ia iioth:ng'a sure. Keep this in 1': ' mmd. rlladdv the Beaver. Under the ice the water was still "Huh!" cried Paddy. No one can 32562 , . .- ' and though it was cold, it was not do that. ' . A105 It was lllltl-ii.lll?T. All the land- too cold to make Paddy and lVlrs.1'-r:m- pAQJy ' scape far and wide was covered Paddy uncomfortable when they 51,5 heard, or thought ghg nu;-d, . with snow and 171-. in the Green were swimming in it, Oh, yea, theyiragm sound; or-9;-hand. she wuoned 4 R 3 7 3 N Q 105 Forest in: snow my deep. The iceloften went swiinming in it, ThEIPaddy. Just then there was no '9”? w E v A3548 f t... . uuuzss I'M GREATLV , wuv oonrr YOU YES, IT IS.MIS5 uarzvsrz, WM umk ,,,, W. 5- . River Jack, fact that it was covered with ice! sound; 311 was mu, 0 3f: S i O 7: --xx usmkeu xouaruau FIELDS icwre TO ME AND IT MUST as INGMY Frost was :i:'uu:ui ei. night. andymade no difference. In fact. they; Paddy yaw-ned. "What did you 'h J ' 1II3i9 x-yy '4 INSTEAD 05 - wm&W&;'?He- almost eveiy clay t 2 to make; went out in it every day. They ii?-Cl: wake me for." asked he crossly. Q 94 e ' t MRFIELD, '5 IT WINDOW FOR ME”. folks as uizmiizfoiialiic as possible, to to get to their food pile. This was, --y mam something on the roof.” V it) 7 SCNETHIN5 V WE DON'T My; .1v Rough E:oi'nm- 5 till wiml liouledy a great pile of small logs and Sl.lCk5j1-epljgd Mm. paddyy ' Q lxQ.l'9 35 Aaouf -n,iA7 Mucu -rims... and i'oarmI. it ..s n imri wimcr. of aspen and poplar that they hadi ”Yoii prouaiiiy dreamed it." mut- -I-K105 SPOOLI . 0 hp Ibuilt out in the fall. They had cutwm-ed paddy. and turned over (,9 go -nu, Nddmg. BROUGHT! y ”h"”'"'h' ' "'”" down the trees. and then out these back to 51991,. Vmm ' F. I 4 : "I W y . up into short. pieces to make ihat gm he dmln go to sleep. Just my 5V T .rnll P eat ' l3ll”- 50- WhN1EV91' HWY W9" he was closing his eves he heard 7'. V) pays 1:. Pm.” hungry they merely swam oirt, got queer sounds overhead. ' 3" 5:5 3, stick, and broiiglit it back IMO "What did I tell you?” whispered Norm, havmi Shown 1115 full their house to eat the. bark Mrs, paddy, values when he opened with two Life was very simple for Paddy i-snmmms, 1, on the roof." replied notrump, should have been quite and Mrs. Paddy. When they were paddy: I-1 dam, know who 1; 1;, satiszieu with a small slam, but it hungry they ate. In their thick- and I don"; pa.-p. Bustgr gear is is evident that he thought posses-

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walled house. night and day were very much alike. It Ls probable that they seldom knew whether it was day or nigiht. Their meals were not divided into breakfast and lunch. and dinner. They were just some- thing to eat when they felt hungry. uhieh was a very sensible way of living, In the same way. they slept when they felt aleepy. If they felt like a little exercise they swam under the ice. They were perfectly warm at all times. They lived in comfort and contentment, and were sure they had nothing to worry about.

It happened one day that when both had been out for a swim under

the ice, going over to the dam to;

see that it was all right. they both

asleep, and there is no one else who would even think he could tear that roof open. I doubt if Buster Bear could do it, big as he is, You know we built that roof extra thick. and we covered it with- an eiztrn thick coating of mud just before everything was frozen up Jack Frost must have made that mild as hard as a rock."

"I know." rer-lied.Mrs. Paddy. "Just the same. I don't like having anybody on our roof. Supposim: someone should tear a hole in lt.'

"I-liih!" cried Paddy. "No one can do that. Forget your worries, my dear. and go back to sleep."

"Just the same. I don't like it." repeated Mrs. Paddy. She started .for the opening in the floor through

Wei": to 519") 0" W93? TCWYW Theyi which to enter the water filled

were having pleasant dreams. They had been dreaming for some time. Mrs. Paddy wakened with a start. Her pleasant dream had been in-

tunnel leading to the bottom of the pond iiutside. "Where are you going?" cried

terrupted. At. first. she wasn't sirrel

Paddy. ”To find out who's on our roof."

ion of the four aces justified maxi- mum optimism.

It was not pleasant for West to select an opening lead; he finally tossed out a law heart. when dum- my appeared, South must have been tempted to concede down one, but he put up the heart ace and carried on WlI.hOUt even frowning.

He drew two rounds of trumps, ran the clubs. discarding a spade. and then went back to trump-iead-

ing.

Neither defender had discarding difficulties for I few tricks. but. as the line of trumps continued, West acted as though he were being squeezed. He had given up one heart and then decided to blank his queen. but when south played the last trump, West changed his tactics. What good was the spade king, under dummy's ace-jack? Obviously (West felt). no good at all. so he blanked the spade king. to hold the queen of hearts.

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West": peculiar affection for his , heart queen would have turned out .- all right if East had discarded the heart king and kept two spades, but East was having none of that! He wasn't the sort to throw away the high heart! He preferred to blank his spade queen,

So South led a spade to the ace and cashed the spade jack, making the grand slam.

that it wasnt something in hat”,-ppued Mt, pnddvl and dysapmmed dream that had wakened her. Then through me opening in the noon

Paddy lay there listening for a

.few minutes. then he followed Mrs. lraddy. who could be so foolish as to try to tear open that root? A bounty will be paid from this date until March 31, 1953 on wild Silver Foxes in addition to Red and Patch as previously advertised.

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PAINT YOUR WALLS with WINDOWS CLOSED!

Lythnm. England-(CPI-Nlnetv cups of tea a day, well fortified with milk and sugar, has been regular fare for Oswald Beard for 11 years. The veteran of the First World War si:i'renders meat. bacon and cheese rations to get extra sugar.

Department of Industry and Natural Resources Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island, January 12, 1953.

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