Attention University students! I am hereby de— claring this week NATION— AL FAT This is the week for all “ou fat peo— ple to ccnm~out of the dogx.Tmmeof&miMw could get into one that is. Fat is great. What could be better than cuddling up to a plump person (better yet a cat) on a cold Winter's night. Besides, if God had meant people (or cats) to be skinny He wouldn't have invented lasagna.

This is going to be a great week. We'll boy-

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The UPEI Theatre Society Presents: THE SKIN OF OUR TEETH by Thornton Wilder

Have you ever looked to the future with a feeling of hopelessness? Does there appear to be no escape in sight? Mr. and Mrs. Antrobus have felt the same way! But somehow they managed to survive the Ice Age, the Great Flood, and a Wbrld war (even if it was only by "the skin of their teeth')!

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fill a shower?/ I don't know, they keep sliding down the drain.l) And of course remember our slo— gan: "If it's not deep— fried it's not worth eat— ing."

However there are extrene cases. You know you really are fat when: — You can't renenber if your belly-button is an insie or an outsie.

— You go to undo your bra and it flies across the room and kills your par— akeet.

— You get on the scale and it says "error".

— YOur kids use your underwear as a pup tent. — You have to pay ad-

13 at 8pm, at the UPEI Steele Recital Hall.- The play is being directed by Deb Allen and produced by Scott Burke. Tickets are available at the UPEI bookstore. call 2—4121 or 2—7594. Students: $3.50 Adults: $4.00

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mission for two at the cinemas. — The escalator stops when you get on. — The difference be- bween you and an eleph— ant is two pounds.

If you have one or more of these problems I would advise you to go on a dddiet. Whew! was that hard to get out. Although Jon (the person I know) has tried to put

me on a diet many tnnes

I have always resisted- I'll admit I'm a little pudgy but I don't think I have a prOblen.,Iﬁn‘ just one of those lucky guys that don't have to worry about their weight.

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Odie stays slim by cha- sing his tail and I get enough exercise just walking from my bed to my bowl in the morning. A few suggestions to those chronic fatties would be: - eat only half of the pan of lasagna. — drink your 12 cups of coffee in the morning black. — beat up your dog. It's great fun and exercise. — chew at least once be- fore swallowing. - And of course the best exercise ever — sleeping. I would never suggest to jog however. Not only is it dangerous to your health but have you ever seen a jogger snile? So students, enjoy fat week. Just renember "round

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there and eat withOut guilt. I'm fat, and I'm lazy and I'm proud of it!

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production of The Skin of Our Teeth are well on their way. You are invited to cxzne and see the final results on.garch ll, 12 or.