Dear Ben

by Richard Arsenault

You’ve trained long and hard

To get to the top

You’ve done it in quick easy strides

And then came the day

In Seoul, I must say Where you took Canada’s first gold with prid Canadians cheered

With national pride

When you finally crossed that white line

As you broke the old record

And ran like a leopard

You became the fastest man alive

But now there’s a fuss

About steroid and stuff

They’ve taken your title away

You’ve shattered our hopes

And left us to cope

With our newest hero flushed down the drain Hang in there Ben

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Other Problems

by Cal T. I switched on the news the other day

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Popular brawny man got his medal taken away

How could we let this happen, we should have known “I think he’ll loose up to 15 mill”

“Why did he take those damn pills” man asks

How could we let this happen, we should have known I picked up the paper the other day

Flicked through the greyish pages

What did it say? m

Nation disgraced, nation mourns ruling

How could we let this happen, we should have known 20 pages, 1 1/2 hours later now I’ve got all the information

Made headlines, front page stuff, topic of discussion on TV for days

Tonight man beats wife, child goes hungry, teenager OD’s

How could we let this happen, we should have known

Quote of the Week

“We have to educate ourselves on the things that are completely obvious.’

-Lisa Murphy, VP Academic

(Wyonna & Naomi) Greatest Hits

This album was produced in 1988 by Brent Maher for Maher

ave . When It’s Love

. Voodoo Thing

. Round and Round

- Never Tear Us Apart - Don’t Be Cruel

- Nobody’s Fool

- The Locomotion

CON OO FP WN

. Simply Irresistible - . Sweet Child O’ Mine . Wait for Me 4 - Bad Medicine . Superstitious

. Something to Live For

: Forever Young

- The Dead Heart

. Between the Lines . Levity

- Hold Me Down

- Endless Love

- It’s Over Now

- Komono

- Runaway

. IBU

. Don’t Worry, Be Happy

for October 6-12

Van Halen -

Bobby McFerrin

Colin James

Frozen Ghost

Inxs

Cheap Trick

Kenny Loggins

Kylie Minogue

Robert Palmer

Guns ’N’ Roses

The Northern Pikes

Bon Jovi

Europe

Barney Benthall & the Legendary Hearts

Rod Stewart

Midnight Oil

David Wilcox

Ian Thomas

One to One

Eye Eye

Honeymoon Suite

The Beach Boys

Matt Minglewood

Roman Grey

The Primitives

Productions and RCA Records. Greatest Hits features the best of the Judds. This mother- daughter team has become a ma- jor country music act in just five years. This album features one new single, Give a Little Love, which has already done very well onthe country music charts. Among my favorite songs here are their early smash hit, Mama He’s Crazy, as well as Grandpa (Tell me Bout the Good Old Days) - winner of several country music awards. Two other judsy songs are Girls Night Out and Love is Alive. For this album the Judds really collected their best. Great- est Hits is a must for any Judds

. Crash

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