: ‘ : Problem 1: No paid parking pass. Problem 2: Parked OK. Meet Bob’s van (aka Victim In th lled. Th drill. Th Tea businese or ene falke were pout on the frikin curb! Solution: TOW THAT FOO! Come on #2). Bob's not his real name

to get ticked people. Offroad means offroad as in the country. Not but assigning a name is impor- : that you can drive off the road and park on the side- tant. You'll see. Why was Bob’s walk! A moment of silence please for victim # 1. van towed? Hmmm... Well,

apparently laziness isn’t a reg- isterable disability and therefore parking in the handicapped spot wasn’t allowed.

So. As | was watching victim # 3 getting rigged up to be hauled away, things looked like they might get interesting. Why? See the dude in red on the left? Meet Bob, and he looks pissed off.

| Is that? No. Can’t be. Well sit is. Bob returned. Didn't park in a handicapped spot this time but the park- ‘ing pass? Nope. Careful Bob. You'll get towed

| again doing that.

| was gonna ask Bob for a com- ment but he was volunteering them. I’d print one but I’d be up on charges. Morally indecent | think they call it?

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