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#slug Jun what passed Ki d the complain

honor,

liste. one a dozen lump of

Fo ws;-n

U bl [&6f'|I8n Why my ggc

v fkyljlpul ‘ con

£0 ew- __orit woman to hu- 9|0ll lflflid. .He scsrcel page 59933131 My llrst husbsn gym, .UQ nl QM &_\nythl1_¢ I cooked

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ts the reasonl*

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~ FIM-“When _she hit hitn with the his lun. ala.l_x knock mm senseless?

_ She: “Y.eq. !~~hf»u1¢l taunt ro. t

Bra sonn tn marry,"

é.

A 'lltlk of Envy.

A friend oi Uenutor Tiilmans had

been cslleq qt upstart. when this

(Mt Wu narrated :git senetor Lt 5 lurigheon in me

smiled thoughtfully gn

An upstart I'vo dlic vena. is ¢

man who hu made for more of A 'H0000 ln lite than the chap who knocks him to you."

F vorltq Fl len

bl 0 th! I K

'?:lev_?_§:_I-shoe ug Pilglnieigr _

Out of My gay. I Allure ;;u."B

‘The Bed Was Very Com! uhh

Mai. Irons, 1 slept Like a ob

Reformed peillng ‘Your Este ed Favor of Yeltsf

I Never Felt Behr in My Life" Why Father. I Don't Know une

Card from Another-"'

If I thought It Wu Doing Ms

tho Least Harm Pa Quit It in s Minute.-Chicago Tribune.

'I nm inclined to think. Ill! _I

man, “that our friend Mr. Grafton Grabb was created un the Sabbath."

"For what reason?" "We are told that an hone-st men

is the noblest work of the _Cre_dtor. »nd also that on the _seventh day _lie Creator rested." `

An altercation arose between e

farmer and n eo-called expert ln agriculture. "Sir," said the expert. “do you realize that I have been at two unl- verelllrs. one in this country and one in Ger_many-’."’

"What of thin?" asm-ended the

farmer. with a faint smile. "I had a cel! _nursed by two cows. and the more _hr was nursed the greatol- caif he grew," ' "

Modern __Ethiqe. _

A bo_v's Sunday School tesomr

one du' Du: the followiril Question to him: '

"There are two rich men. oneof

whom madeihis fortune by honest indultry. while the other made his by fraud. Now. which of these men would ybu prefer to be?"

“Which made the mos`t'.” the boy

Bilked sharply. .- ' '

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Jones fins liet-+ll"§léllt. tu the Station to Met'-t Roh-i.usull. Wiioln Ho llas _\’e\fel Seen liul \l.'hu Has Been Ile-

i . . _ '. \

\\w t-lltll: nl.nsEl.vl€s

scribed to Him an honking Iiemarkailly Like Himself. _ Jones: Ah! Mr. Robinson. I Preslune.

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will-in-4-un-at-htlu-t-,|_,,

THE E v

"There were twn nctressen in

an enrly play of mine," said an author. “both very beautiful; but the leading actress was thin. She quarolied one -lay at rehearsal with the other lady, nntl she ended lhfl qnarrl by szlyiln; huughtily:-~ ~

" ‘Rrmembelg pit-slso. that I am \he

Star/

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' ‘lW_|_lll»_, 'lids-en. wlmifs all the fuss about?"

ir we a ein in hill 's lt/-st.unlmielt."

__, “Pl_f“]_\_&_.:le.s.'B`-'¥°¢

P Y .

Fido! I

of cards bl"Uk0 at the clock. .It

etarted for home.

time he could.

at the front clothes In°the bedroom. and with the ease

est and he

that on cold on Jumping

w-hen under in _her head.

she

presence ot mind hand, llil

,bt'|r¢l.lf"

an I- do for

--lt.. $'t\\"'.* < his :mow oe e.

the hu-

walk-

the

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his head

~ef old

Better lt _4eld__nila

-the ‘,'¢3'1°°~

"It’s curious." said Brown, “how

coming events cast their sh~\d.»\vs before them. l‘li \~-'flger' a liver none uf you gentlemen can fuess ,_whu_t was the lust thing played on the uirgl-ln at the time nf the tire." _

“"l‘he Lollt (‘llord.‘ suggested

Smith.

Brown shook his head.

°"Dies lrs‘e.' laid the clanitlel gentlbmllh , '

Brown shook 'lie head.

"What watilt. .then'.".' asked the

practical i_u_eln_b¢r. ' _ _'

Brown got 'tl'p,. reached tor his

hai, and went to’\_tlle door. Then

he 'r§pii»d:_- ~

"The hosel" . . ~ ~

other retorted, eyeing with an amused _:_-lnliie the leading aetres~s's long. sliril iignre; ‘but yull`d look better. my de-nr. if you were a little mataor."f '

"Can you build rt stack ' said the

farm!-r to n illborer who wanted n job » . e

f ' ~ ._-,,.-tv f -.-». ~ -» ~

rf' -*J ~'*“'-.*"f=f”?B1ff'i"T cane- 4 I Ic°fl`n lnulid a :tacit

- h h the Staci( was nearly com-

ple ed, the hotttnn shot out and the stack da-me to the ground ns ilu: al _a pancake. _“I th_o\_lght you enitl you could ulljd A stuck 'ne shape of nn egg,"

' thh farmer.

'- " I did. But I didn't say Sill! ‘liar i_t'wu`s nf hailed egg or' tl fried t~he.'-'

thgylhabe ot an egg!

An Awful Plight.

Mrs, Newetl: “l am ill all awful

tix, mnmnln"

Airs. Elugiobeluk: “\\'hal is the

ll|li.ter‘."

Mrs. Newell; "I went thru

Georges not-item last night tc hunt for cllange. ns ynn udvisetl me lo, and I Iunntl some It-ttvrs whivh I Save hinl tu post last week. land now I dare nm sr-old uhlnli the let- ters ful' fear ilv>'il svnill ahnllt my Eolng thru his nt..-item'

The Ideal Picture.

A pzllnler of lin- "lln|»l'tssslonisi"

school is now rullflni-ll ill ll lllnllllr M)‘ltlm. To all |ll=l~.~lfills wlln \'l.»lt his studio hr says: "i.nt»|< here; this is the late-sl lnttslerplst-u -if my __u_qgl_positlon." 'i‘ht-.5 limit. untl ies "DUIUIB but tm ekpanse ur Dara ooilvtla. They ask: "\\'hnl dons that lepl'estmt'.“'

'1'I‘hlit'.’ Why, that represents the

lgassase of the Jews thru the Bed ear

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The Reward.

T le \\nrltrn.lll lil engage; -

Cd\¢tiillg npr-lul..|ll‘ . \\_.g digging

The wlnfalel l’ I r lllqtllsitite

turn of lllillli atllppefi for I lnonlrl

tu look on

mall s.i.ll ih-» w.lv...tl<-~

leniill. ui tile \t»\l thug L, lol

The wuriullnll 'tl-lketi np

\ une-y he lrp‘ eu Mllllel’ at .iletl lin. nmae il

\\ayfarel \ ullrn do \ ll

p t ln s riite x

Salulduy leplwni he \\..litnlan.

and resumed upel.tll..n..

A Title to Bs Defandvd

Vihnl ale \t»ll gwllg .ti eul le

nen wild

Regillllli Uietlldt, le '=

Biigglns

Lsnl Reginald t`l..n”e' a rather

Affezlell ll.lmc

es \\:lll lrrl it .» .lp

be .l fighlel .ind I fam) :hal Reg inaitl L‘l.il1dt»' \\‘il =ii1r_ sulrlofllng e\'ely lime he gurls lo :L new sallam."

, " itTHH.t¢Hl§t9'HM@lmll=Gvr§D1~tN _ _ _

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.»\ young ir‘5h vu-J.1£~ Wls i|=`Ull*.:|-

lm# ilu. n_'s‘. =e1n'.l.n and »h.._u` i... his idx: me lllilaclr 1-: lil. ...elves and rlrlllee

lie was vel) llr;'.'f;us, uni reel

.:: ‘Ann mel' fed hvt- pf-cryin it I. tire ill-eueilllti .:..\rh el l.:'a-all .l.'..| flw lllmsllltl ltel..s‘

Thrlt-.lr the .ll lm; lI~ ,.' '.t»alf s

rllulllluluti ;.z.ii rnnngr. ..» l., l.e.t:.i. _

"'i'nS.£'s l.ll l- .-'.t-lf. tfiprt -

L--lllu ti-~ i2.ll .l._».-|~,I,"

‘inf .t.' . t- .,.

lily ll»Ll.rt\: .. riur..l.; lily will-.' l~\;. =,..1 . .~; . Lille. Ani lite) l J i. < e . peoplt- \\‘ _ll ll»» .~o..r -' - . .

B flew fi.~".e:'

lie pa.::la -1.--lofi* .P

ed 0\'e‘ line p. lit eu _- l

"i_‘f\l`.i ll.~ ll ~ .

iJ-`>.»"-""

Iilurun-‘ l-:.~e;i ~'..- .il

enum- l -vit.

"Alai mv.-. .'...»`l .._. ' -~

ggi "!i:» p-.~.~

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\\'l'.‘ll 't'."r.:.z : ' ' ’

5'.3nll»l\ '

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_ _ _“ mow: no you know. Mr. Goldbeggs, that my daughter has set her

eyes upon you ‘.’

il . i : Hun she. really? _

liflmllii-,.;ge\':»,€nl,*l’tr|:»‘ lousy she said, ‘°'l‘hut's the sort uf _gentleman I

sllnuld like for my fMl\""~"

;e_,,;______ _-__f_ ____ -;_:_._.__.___-i___...,__._._ f__....____--_-_-_

_I V -rho But g;d,,_ Wanted. Football Reporters 4'

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Truiller: l tin my best to k¢°P

oll the ouislllc- of 'vln-"

I A Star Pedestrian.

"Beg pnrlinn, hni where is the Tl“’5‘”`- "“l“'i\ \\~“\' .\'U\1 B lead-

uea?" ' ‘ ing n1an'."‘

"lt has been driven ba(-kg' , Ile: "\\'h_v dill that prei,t_\' girl Forzeaz "When lht-, enlnneny had "And Where are the Mews?" lnrtrry that nitl mlser."

, "They have rrossnti over."

“And the I~lxl':mnns'."' - "Will be here dirt-otly, 'I‘hnt‘s the

1 Quiet-. _Dui Vi|lb|`_ dart of painting I like; slrntlle, sug- ,yfitmt -'sm-tl inmli -rl quiet little tslfire nu-1 \»nuretenm»ur."

pl»_rl_oll_'illnt I‘m' dill"p'rlsed' to heal' thrall t\>l=1i_l‘in§ n'din_hhal1nl.is skirt." - ` ¢tinn:~_ "Pt>rilups #hr believes _in' tm- -ntl sdyltlg that little -girls should he seen.. l.\nt_ no't`l1_eari1."`

A`~i;»>»»"»llll..... » . ' ~'“."*=@~"~“`“~'_‘_='_-=-=»==

.~=ln_t_1_te _'nat-;ilf-',~i_ rilen' ot eonuolatlon

le 'llltu the- _ruling g|ri’tl, whose t»ldei°

slzltell, lll>e=rilll; .llltulllér mirror, laid: .

"‘l‘ime in tolling on me. I can aes

alt* t‘l'¢~l»-plxlg' un."

"Nl‘\'<~l-_' mind. dear." enid the

yrllihi' girl.. "‘(‘ullsnle- yourself. You ure inltillmr illrt- an uid aw yon look."

` Getting Even.

A woman ellterwl n tram-cnr and

hlx)ilu».n<»d.»tu tain- :l soul infront of rl lfewiy-marriott couple. Sin-. who llnrrlly at-ulv-el before the couple lieghn nmkln-_; rnmurks uhuut her ll/hlrh sonlwlli the passengers lnilst have heard. l

Hel' inet, yf~ur's llollllet and cloak weref freely l~ritirlzell, with more or. Ilslh ie`iirg‘iin|; nn the lll'lde's pnrt; and tlierl- Ins nu telling whl4.i lnliht libre L-om# next if the woman had llht _pllt`:l sndtiell sitip to tile coll- verl\s.lion_ ily u, hit of cit-.rf-r femi-

nine strategy. ».

‘ She tul-neil hor head, noticed that this _lirldv was considerably older :null lite. urltlegl-...nt-., ...ntl lt. the

enihothlist- nl' tones snlti; ` f‘M‘ndaln‘, will you please have your sml-rlmtovtt ms rent from the baclttof my 'oh-\ir'."' - ' --

Ji "(atthr several drinks): ‘3sy,

The tra-llbrl-ltident benuty of full-

inl slliumn. leaves is en_tIl~eL\= lost nn tina man who is wm~rylnz.r llurmt hls winter cglii slllapiy. ' _

She: "He mid he'ti llin for her.

to walk but-I: from Wigan."

and she took the l‘lN\nt‘e." An Autumn Prayer

Subtle Blarney.

°" “rom” Aithu wc il»\’t-. to prllise in rhyme

’l`il.= senson ol' lh~.- ro.-ae,

_ _\V:l|tress: "Thai fellow there WLM-tl glnd thi- giiotl old summer- lranls some hot wnthr to weaken his mm.

r-ol“l'e»:7" ___ is drawing in a rlcloe; ,_____,,l,"mF"""“ l""°W`l“""'5 |`l:*“'3"" i-`t»l- now, wlnn mine tha cooler

- ' ullys.

__,______,_-_-1......._.._-.,,;_._.._,___...._......- To ndtl in tlur r=~ hiss.

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We lions-, the girls will mend their

ways, `

find lull .ln some inure clothes.

A Polite Sting. 4 hislldp. nt n l-»-rtnin congress.

spoke. and al. ih».~ clone of hill ad- drbs- the nunlencn began to tile- perlll-. -

A kelltlerglan who was down onthe

DI'&',lra nl or nn ntl ruse touched the iilsllup'| slenve and murmured:

"I -need not speak. I hardly think

they expect. me."

"Uh, lo be sure they do!" cried the

bishop. "Tn he sure they do! Dan'l: you sn- ll.e_\"re all going?"

A Lesson.

“The Charity worker," says one

of tlieln. “ls ai\va_vs learning. 'We can is-urn mnr-ll from tho destitute-

"H¢r9’s‘f‘ fl|‘lllk- llUY» 'mt I "Ulm lf Wm be ll ¢°9\l'"»| 0|\¢‘- 0l\'~’" Thus, apropos nf lln~ nl'ft-ctatloll of “No fear. I uln’l no toeiutuiler. nm- I uln't no ten c-nritlie." smm, of ,,,_.,. .uhm ‘H,|,,,.,_ I ,mee

' ’ 1 ' 5 _.I 1 -'- "'1r::*"‘ ~r~'~“--t_':,;~__."' _;_i._:

_ ` Prevention.

"George, what ure you burning.

dear?" sho asked. going in the grate alld peering over his shoulder.

_"The letters I wrole you hefnre wc

were lnlrrlbd."- ‘ t » `

‘.You heartless' wretch! I won-

de' if-all men are so devoid oflsentl-

M_lt‘&‘;lht'n`,.,yoll'\'e heen need to _m¥nt? You-~" , _ _ _ wLhi‘i_ng§»kllts,_ llnvenft yon?" - _ ‘I am lioin¢_ it in your ginterestt

. l s_¢_onnelll_ ."r_rey, mon, rtttherz" \ fde_;r.» i'm tryna; wrlx tiling: spthst

..lln_t1l_¢:» "‘1‘_hous_ht .so. , i ns.ven't potiogdwoltfbut your hand in your nbllx f '.‘m\y'- .. ‘

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(ii _/_If A

tm .ivory __

._ ' 'lf _, t , » l O gh ‘ws pines entirely tw. glue nm-

¢i_¢||qs|»,_lla.?*,‘.__ __ . sfenlt »s..tt¢ms». _

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V hour. Kors. _ what 0-ru

,1_ L ,e-,.

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w on 1 dtla liobody.cal'l\_dib_butef1lY W i on the ground ot insanity."

- - _ ‘W sul-lun »-

_ E. . him! prtgnltlis &'°_»'u\’r:{n on nts

t o the wicked, an _H31 mr man'lnet‘sn~utd 'worhgllrvxll

n. for. i:\ar..|¢osoi1>llll‘ `UI'0l$0lll|-

'_ *'"*.'ll°..l.!‘.‘i.= _. l-"2 ~ » fl hb’D_e` my ierinon has .borne

frlsi . .You heard -about 'the 'p had wil e ,Lula thsre,¢nttll.na..t»¢lllils

._ ..

e|i_|if%W,»hlll|¢__ u .teeth 1'" .. .; ._

, as. to lint?" _sntswel-sd 0::

,‘.~' 1' ' \ n to. .

be tllle:"“i.3ot.lh;‘;n gnuh t:?ll’u

h 'elnlé-il a "i." ~ ., .\\

‘ ' ]l¢§mllt°"l1ll.f§"l§-fll'fl"wul nt-

sl »_. lsilishig tits __€_E_|-l9_2%l‘_£o:

‘ ¥.7.l‘.- i’t..'-"l€.‘.£‘....‘*i’.'.' 2. .l nit.

.4 _ - ‘H _ , ...‘:‘.2.l.l:l‘:L'. ':.l.'.‘.ii.'__§..._.Y.il‘: . -s dents; the hnmlt; t\'\ht0#

_ _"_ -_,li :Phyto spotter

li llouisiiulti was _tlisnr ed, by t A lrr'lmtiistiil»t'tite two ~ dilute. for z e mornin: m lhstum-

_ .rft

' %r thlvf lm ending not-mt.

ly tltent si nr-tl\e‘Atiit`l“illn`s

&\'»~t in~

~ er osrrlrti lzntessagr lo'tlt1trf`ll.her,

hrihf but Qillpllnllrzf "Tillie 'hack yollr boys; send .mn the earth- qulke." _ ‘

Vsrl%i.v may be the Wifi 0! lil'

till-ig t. but some of the variety

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. ard u raglgtd le c a

lls iill hop l a

Tha gm(-er; "I thlny ||\~lng»gg,.1. auilooi trout say. us he in-i_ll u chick-

‘tlng changer. F'l~1llsial\ce. lwo yet-tra ell leg in one tial :intl .l not potato sigh fhenl like wulllfl lllive vol-il you lil _ll_‘f‘ “lll*f"1__ 5U.p@,. .c,.M_ m.,r,,_--. i ‘ ‘Pho irouom uinint iuhls man- - The l;u9;0m,,r_ -"rm, year, “gm hers is ilnu they was invented hy when these eggs were fresh, they l»>0UI1lL‘ _"Wil" \\"\S "¢‘\'!F VBYY would have been 'gurth _more." h\U1KfY-

solllr- viilugr- fnrllhaii KTf‘\\»~i2

cause if-ss sensation than the \"..9ll ol' li l-wporler. 'i'm-relnre, when rl llressman does appear. ll is on;,l natural lhfll he shlnlid ln- made

lnllrh of.

Lille lit the lnenlhers of a northern

trznb nllsrrl-eil u smarzlv-rlresseo man writing an l:llt>l‘\‘ais ill tt ia; note \.l»ui;_ und lnllneliiatriv aslcnu him ~ll» lu his ilouse. After a royal llnle with \/vine an l cigars. ihe host rnse. el the stroke nf zen. uneasliy. "Yt.n‘ii lluvr lo he sending off thou notes now. i lrr:i:on." he hinted. opening the door.

".\'n1t=s'? what nr»tes'.“ asked the

lt:°arlg~r, loelclng puzzled.

"Wny, the nuzl-,s ron were Lakin;

for the Miolhnll paber this after- lumix."

"Oh, lilemi" t-lied the stranlrer hrighlening ut., “Bless ron, thvm wPl‘t=ll`l for tl p:lpel‘,. i'm no penlly u-lint-r, llle, The l'i\lh asked mi* if- llallle 'em a nr‘Cr- fnr N-l:l\'l-#lr "_l'- glnulli. rn' I wal ~cal¢llnti:.' how lnllrh turf it wl»n.t_1 lotta .ti to

“/ / Yisltnr: "lllllv tin you gn nbout it "ii _ _ __ _ __ _

_ n. __ _ ‘O keev lm nn, Ruud FMR uf mf. ani. ills uppenrallor til' :i gihllst wolii.

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"Yes" re-piind-tnAns»tn;»s.tnr~i¢~ ~.ll

lady, "I quite nndt- _llilid l.n\v .\'ul: feel. I ffl: just 'that \fl_\_v.n'ilun nt.: _nil won .hs first drill lti ‘.hu .futili- I ovl'.‘ ‘- f

The Bihlrllft ' Mr. (auxin: "T.“lzt»ll,ntantl.: Mus

Pane says there Is- li;,het‘.'.>l '-vn~ :reall-ll wi'.‘. l._m- l»irrh."_ r

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