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A friend of Whistler} out for a consti “ l along the Thames lilmbankment. spotted the famous artist talking to a ragged little urchin. As he approached Whistler he notic- ed that the boy was terribly dlflv- he seemed smeared all over; literally

E. Smith. of New York. says tln his autobiography "Up “to Now") that he made warm friends among owners and editors of newspapers when he felt that they were not in possession of the facts to permit them to edi- torlsllce effectively.

"l first met Frank A. Munsey when I celled on him at the oflloe of the

Speaking of Henry James. this let- ter from him to Dr. 8. Weir Mitchell, the physician-novelist. is quoted in s“ biography of the author of _"Hugh Wynne" by Anna Robeson Burr:

“One day a good many years ago," wrote the stately James in pert. "Rudyard Kipling and I were talking together f the poets and agreeing

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Whistler had lust sksed the boy a question.

"Yes. sir. I've been selling news- papers three years." answered the boy.

"How old Whistler.

“Seven, sir."

"Oh, you must be more than that."

"No, slr. I ain't."

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Some photos taken by the ofllclal

, German photographer when Theo-i . dove Roosevelt

was reviewing the imperial troops were sent. to the fonner President by the Kaiser who had written annotations on the backs. One ran: "Carnegie is an old peace bore.“ A number of others were in the same strain. "Shortly alter Father received them.“ says colonel Roosevelt now Governor of Porto Rico. tin "All in the Family") “the German Em-

vrith a polite request that they be re- turned to him. which my Father equally politely refused."

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Which reminds me of a famous oc- casion when l heard PresldcntRoose- velt air his knowledge of French. It was at. the Sorbonnd in Paris. The Colonel had just emerged from the African jungle and had engaged him- self to deliver an important lecture

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scmbled at the Sorbonne.

"I'm going to talk to them ln their, own languagef he had previously! warned the newspaper correspond, ents travelling with him. And he did. ‘

Whether they recognized it or not I never knew. The French are a po- lite race. Anyhow. they bore with hlni in. silence for a few minutes. ‘Then to cveryoncs relief the Colonél switched to English. saying. with an air of triumph;

"And now I'll continue in my na- tive tongue!" '

Loud laughter and cheers!

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Strolling along the Bayswaier road. London. one evening many years ago. George Du Maurier. noted "Punch"

lartist. ran into Henry James. also out'

for a constitutional. Continuing their walk together. James had lust told his companion that plots for novels were hard to find. .

“Plots? jested the “Punch" artist. "l am full of plots!“ Thereupon h-s told his briefly the story of ’I‘rilby. "But. you ought to write story." declared James. “I can't write." replied Du Maurier. “l have never written. If you like the l plot so much you may take lt."

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The gift, was too valuable ot accept, James demurred. But his enthusias-i tic approval of the story kindled such i an instant fire in Du Maurier that’ upon reaching home he sat down and ’ wrote until far info the morning; When he rested he had completedt two instalments of his first novel. and I that novel. oddly enough. savs Jdin] T. Winterlch (in “Books and the 1

betson." However. a few months later

everyone knows, took-the book world by storm.

BUTHEREI] WITH EBZEMA 2 YEARS

iiched and Burned. Formed Eruptions. Heaied by Cuiicura.

"l was troubled with aeaasna en my handa. limbs and less. l: began with an lashing and owning and law formadaoresrupdens. The irri-

that all of them. even the best, had written far too much. and that we would gladly. were it possible. dim- inish Bhelley. for instance. by half. and Wordsworth for three-fourths and so on, until at last Kipling said:

"‘ ‘Yes. but there ls one poet of

New York 'Sun‘ " chuckles Mr. Smith, “and sent in a card which reed: " ‘The Governor of the State New York.’ "I was promptly ushered in. 1 never will forget the look of surprise on his face when l told him that 1 hadcome

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before one of the most distinguished‘ acnteelv in my siivon~nnd wt the bodies of French savants ever cs3 911MB" '

Man") had nothing to do with "nu-i, by. The story was called "Peter Ib- at his lldv Ind chucklfid-

Du Mauiiei- wrote "Trllby," which. as‘ be a bride?‘

to correct an editorial in his paper iwillch did not set forth the facts.“ ' U I I All those who have been famous in imaginative work for children. be- An amusing anecdote of Augustus|came children-spoilt children-Ameni- Si. Gaudens. the sculptor. ls told by yselves, declares Harry lfiirnlss. noted ‘ his elm. Homer Bt- Oaudens, In s let- i bleack-and-whlte artist tin his rein- .tcr to Weir Mitchell. Bt. Gaudendllnisoences). Hans Andersen. for in- Iwas to receive an Honorary Degree ' stance. cried at table if he was not i from Harvard, but only agreed wst- , helped first and was not given more lend the formal dinner on condition 1 jam on his bread than any one else. . that he need not speak. Sorhe sirlf, ' ' ' whirl in hand. zszinx around the: Lewis Carroll's chlldlshrleas was of ‘ room. and when President Eliot of la different kind. His was pure liter- ‘ Harvard asked him what he was i ary egotism. llilnkiflk. U19 "15"" W"; i "It was his habit to watch the chil- “What heads!" idren of well-to-do people on the sands ° lat Eastbourne and then without dis- ; Then there is a story about Dr. Os- l closing his identity present those he ler who in 1884 was offered the chair l admired most with a copy of ‘Alicaia ‘ of clinical Medicine at the University i Wonderland." says Furnlss. "Subse- of Pennsylvania. of which Weir Mit- j quently he formally called on the par- chell was s leading light. I ients. Then came the moment at The Canadian iDr. Osler) had whlcll the Rev. c. L. Dodgson infom- ‘ heard a. good. deal about the stately - ed the grateful parents that he was I and impressive Philadelphian (Dr. Lewis Carroll. the eflect. being magi- Mltchelll-iflils Mrs. Burr-and amonz cal and Carroll's delight immense." other things. that Di‘. Mitchell saldf ° ' ' there was only one way to determine‘, llowevl.me day. the dlgnineillady the breeding of a man who aspired to, whose little daughter had been the nil the vacant Ohair. which was to recipient of a beautifully bound copy

whom I will not give up a line.‘ l said. ‘l have no idea who that can be.‘ and he replied, ‘Why, Longfel-

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.oi’ler him cherry-pie and see how he of "Alice." by the strange clergy- ‘, disposed of the stones.

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i man. remarked: hapryyou may like to know that l Naturally so famous a doctor ssi of her poisoning her mind with such malady of wishing to be treated by a} g MyLife in Crapaud not hesitate to employ such salutary‘ --» ‘story-which went the rounds amid , 0! the b0ll- 500186 PflfiiliVll 118° git, out, o; bed, _ {went overboard. and he had to go argument and persuasion and flrinlly our bOHt find ROt home flbvlll 1W!‘ mlnutes——I'l1 get into it with you!" . at Hell's Whlrf- Where 11¢ WM tak- prone-hle removed his vest. but Saint John market. I was on board ' e s ‘harbor. jrmt was the lest time I superfluous weight which accounts in. 10kt Ri- 881. Ind CfB-Dllld K119791101" mlng. one; when he w“ taking a ; shore, where the coal shed is now. stance w” u» upright, tom him u; christened by a women. Mr. Donald fir“ time I've bgen told 1 hen one)’; ed the bottle on the vessel's bow and he w“ driving thrqugh magi-mg self. l think this vessel and all and L. Townsend (in their biographylbfl. nnd_ nut his son Frtnk on h" but smiling. hetumed to Lord Grey at sea. Mr. Palmer built n0 more "I know now what it feels like to sandy Point, wharf taking in her

“I had read of the trick before“. “Oh. you are the writer of those said Osler. “so I disposed of them rubblshy books. are you? Well. per- } threw the book yougave my daughter i away-l certainly could never dream Weir Mitchell had a full share ofistufl u. that!“ those cases afflicted with that ‘oddi Phewl fashionable physician. Some of these! he handled as they deserved and dldi u-oughness as he felt might help his CQNTINUED FROM PAGE 1 ‘ patient towards self-control. One ‘ Water. and left his shoes on the stern much laughter, chuckles Mrs. Burr~ (‘made a dIsPflflW spring out. and half was about a woman who refused to 1 upset Th? 5°11. ind Milk‘! 13109! v fhome bare-footed. We three landed Dr. Mitchell had run the gamut of ' in Snow's Creek where we tied "P anilounced: o‘clock‘ safe and sound. Now the "it you his not out 0g b“! in flve last time l saw Captain collet was He thereupon started to remove nu f mg in s imt of a 11M of oatmeal in coat. the patient still obatinatelwhls veuel for John Btordy 1°!‘ ti" when he new“; tgytgkg 0g! m; trou- g of her and saw her leave the wharf cars-she got out of bed in a fury!" ‘ and sail down the river out to the 1t, 5§gm5 that, the yflnqg or wales ‘ saw them, and I think the very next has a perpetual in; of putting on: fall the vessel and all hands were part for his strenuous outdoor octlv- y M 1110R- liles-tennls. hunting. golf and swim-l The next launch was on Palmer's golf lesson from Sandy Herd. that ‘I I saw the vessel xettlna her Mt din» famous player seeing that thePrlncew l ll"! i W" i“ h"- 1 115° u" h" "tuck his; tummy in." i Palmer's daughter. who christened "Sandy." said Edward. "thsfls thei her with a bottle of rum. She smash- v. v the spirits ran all over her deekand when me Pringg was in New York,‘ she‘ called her Millicent. after her- crowds, wearing the fetching uniform i hands was also lost at sea. After o! a British Army ofllcer, relate w. i awhile. Mr- Palm" built “other "=- of him.» some women in the crowds ‘ l5 ClDt-ain. This vessel. with Cal)- pelted him with mass. Embdrrgssgd taln Frank, and all hands was lost vessels. I remember William Wright built e. plendid vessel. I saw her at - a a (“TIL ‘load of potatoes. l-le was just While in New Zealand the Prince ; newly married when he went sway

. egplgd g 11mg w] ylinjy ‘truggnnl m v with his vessel and never returned. all i focus him. Quickly he ran up toher _ hand! with l!" "ml "l" '. and posed. Then just as she was ‘sel-

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with twenty-five thousand men. They crossed the line w neat Canada. Canada de- fended herself with volunteers who faced each other in the battlefield. Canada whipped them. She lost ten men killed in the battle and. a few Iwunded. The Ibnlans fell back waiting for another twenty-five thou- sand to cross the line, but they met with disappointment. General Mead! was sent down to fetch them back‘ and ho scattered them, and now the scrap was ended. This i-sld made our Islanders a little frightened and they called out the Volunteers. We had a company in Crapaud. thirty- four men. with William Worth as our captain. and George Simmons as drill sergeant. We drilled one night every week all summer. and I am the only one living today that was in that company.

I remember one sad accident. the worst that every happened on the Bherren Road. Moving a small house sway to another place on wheeLs with seven teams. the man with histeam next to the house coming out, at the gate. tripped while stepping over a) little stump. and fell. the wheels run- l, nlng over him. cutting one of his legs i of! close to his body. They took him home in a c-art, to his wife, and oh. what a sad surprise and sorrowful: sight to her aching heart. l-ts lived I two or three days and died as he. lived-a true Ohrlstlan. l-ls left a! widow and a large family of little‘; ones. The neighbors turned out and‘ did all the fall ploughing end then she had to hire e man by tho year. The family is all dead now. or mov- ed away. and their names are lost or almost iurgotwn in Orapaudf

In these old days we raised a lot ol sheep and we had Plenty of wool. Our women spun the yarn and wove- it into cloth and then we had a lolly pulling frolic, and when the web was out, we put a bench heroes the kit- chen. in front of the fire-place. and had our web-ends sewn together snd| had the web soaked in soapy wsteinl and hid about adoasn boys and glrlsj around the bench raising the web up’ and down around with the sun for‘ about en hour or more to thicken it,

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the shoes would squeak. and the boys would look to sec who the girl was and have a look at her. and ll‘

to get tallow candles for light as there were no oil lamps in those days, nor ymatchcs. and our lire was sot from f flint and steel. The women did their lpart. and raised large families Ind

she pleased. one of them_ he would] [Pd find 910th“ lhem- w‘ hid n“ see her homefencl- have an hour or’? "ulllflk bow" 10f blbl" i" “W °1d a0 courting. and very often it would -‘ times. We kept 1,101 of sheep wd 9nd in man“ge' when the import. ’ our mothers washed the wool. and ed shoes came into Crapaud. th: rnrdvd and 5Dllll it into Wm» Ind qum boom wne “on, m“). “m, , ‘(lied and wove it into cloth. Th1’? {made our hats from wheat straw and ‘our soap from meat scraps and lyl ' _ waught from a lye barrel set up on ‘I 1°” l” “hi” o! m“ dear okl‘ utoolsgtndalong stick running down “m” M my childhood‘ I ramenlbm " lo the barrel into a little hole attha m‘; fir“ tlilumble home‘ I: ‘gag B n’? bottom of the barrel. and a bucket set “a m" I s seam!‘ were a u e w l‘ under the hole to catch the lye. The moss. The first thing inside wasour; {M and ‘he lye were the“ put m“, chimney "m flrbpla“ l?‘ heaumd: a big pot and hung on a crane in the “mung ‘knld "fiat Alfrihgwhvgleehzgi chimney and boiled into soap.

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one ecfpley “The ‘ivelve Pound . bad fright. The Scotch could always ‘ Look)‘ on the opening m"; that ehase an Englishman. We all went vaudevlllans watched the Barrie play in“? fllllllll milli- WQ h“ "W" from the wings and became w inter- thirty-four alum on the 16¢ 1° sated in it that. after a conference. ‘ "WWI" b‘!!! W "l! m" mm“ . one of them went to the stage mall-i 6191 . ‘ "qjqmd "ha; fcrapaud now went into burning i “Dc you know who wrote that?" “l llml-vv“ h", “"9 km“ ‘Vvwm

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singing their love wnas. When It. was done we hada roast [0086 IX!!! tea. and when it was over ventured Billy sum w e-qtjme forfeits. and ulm me mam rec iaood atlas-A" kissing sash‘ ethic mnthe boys took the girls home,- ;.. H