There will be a session on

’Resume Writing on Thursday at

1.30 at the Canada Enoloyment Centre on Canons, Main Bldg.

Other sessions to be held on

request. '

Sumner Employment - 1982 Park Interoreter -Annlica— tion Forms are now available at this office for Park Interpreters for Atlantic Region._ These will be four-

month nositions. May to

Dear Louise,

How do you get a guy's attention that you have a crush on?

I have tried everything. (WEll almost).

1). I've phoned hinlbut he's never in.

2) I've gotten drunk at .pigs and tried to pick him up but he wasn't there.

3) I've arranged my classes around his so . I would meet him at exactly the right time, but he never goes.

The list goes on and on but I have finally decided to let myself go public and tell you. Please answer me Louise.

Signed; Lack — of — Nookie

Dear lack of Nook,

You obviously are inexperienced at Mane hunting. Seeing that I anla pro at this sport, I can give you sone type of.5pproaching process. I) Find out what type of shoes he wears so you can follov his foot prints in the snow.

2) If the snotmeltsk good luck! fifhj* 1 '* 3) Tell some of your trustworthy friends about your intentionS‘and have them "be on the lookout" and report back to you. 4) He probably will go 'to write his exam so you night approach him at , this time. Try and sit. beside him (reaching distance) so you can]. ' give him the eye. ' . ‘ Like your letter, this list goes on and on,

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- dear Louise?

‘C: Employment and

fl Sent.. and the wage will ,be $9.b9 n.h.

y tions are Dost—secondary training or significant experienCe in a field related to science, i.e., botany, zoology, ecology

or forestry; communicative

abilities for nublic sneaking, scrint writing and illustratiVe talks. Bilingualism is a v definite asset. Closing date is Dec.lé, 1981.

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but I don't want to give away all my methods. Good Luck!

I

Louise

Lear Iouise,

Have you ever had hemerrhoidsi’Boy, are they ever painfhl.r well, to get to the heart of my problem: ‘I am a lush but I am not an alcoholic. I honestly do not have a

xdrinking problem, (I

drink, I get drunk, I fall down — NO PROBLEMI). No seriously." ' Whenever I am in class I long for a drink of liquor, speaking of which - how do you hold yours? . I crave liquor

labout eight hours a day.

I've spent all my university money on books and drugs so I guess that I am.S.O.L. '

What should I do, Sell my books and buy my fix, or what? I am in a terrible state. Looking forward_ to a'fepIyTin‘the next issuewof the SUN.

.Sisned; , liquor LuSh

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PRESENTATION ON PARK INTERPRETER POSITION WILL BE GIVEN ONJ FRIDAYl DEC. hl~l981,‘ AT 1. O/P.M. ROOM 02 ROBERTSON-LIBRARY. Student Assistant — Geological Survey of . Canada — Preference wil be given to students snecializing in geology, geoohysics, geochemistry and , ' nhysical geography.

Dear qu. Lush,

If you are serious about solving your drinking problem, it would be a good idea to

‘ contact Alcoholics

Anonynous. If you are

\ too scared to do this,

then imagine what it would,be like without a liver. - .

P.S. I hold my' liquor in my hand.

Signed, Iouise

Dear'Iouise,

‘ V I am in LOVE.“ I

met this girl at a Main event onelnight and ever A since then I have not been able to sleep‘a wink. Ybu have

probably seen me around

rcampus because my eyes

are dragging down to the ground. My prOblem is

,that I do not know her

name. I see her every day and we have a little chat, you knOW, just ‘ shooting the shit. But

I still do not.know her nane. ‘ '

I might as Well tell you my name in case she happens to be reading this letter. I My name is Dave. 'Maybe if I give a physical‘ ' description of myself then it will help , Hatters a.bit;

I have two legs

(three really, but whole were

counting), two arms

and lots of other twos.

My hair is on my head

as well on various other

parts of my Hale

reproductive system.

am a second year. <»

engineering student (

you tell?). . ,‘l ;‘1 ; I have-lots at, "

other phySical things‘.j ; éhjt ‘45,

that I could tell you , about, but I doubt if strfl

. you would be interested..7

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Application forms are available at Canada Employment Centre,\

Main Bldg. Closing ‘ - date is December Blst.

"'flaterton Lakes National

'Parkl Alberta - now

-_accepting annlications .for summer emolOyment -

‘ 1982. Various positions

are oven. Aonlication forms available at this

office. . Suzanne deJong.

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it.and then neybe our sex together would be a little bit more meaning- ful.

Thanks very nuch for your time, Louise.' Maybe if nothing comes up then we could get . together and see what would. "

\ x No—naue'engineer

Dear N.N. Engineer,

Asking scnebody's nane is not too difficult,/ but due‘to the fact ‘ that you're an engineer, I can understand_why youv would find it a struggling task. A

Anyway, just go up to her and say, "What

. is your name?" I

think this process is

v effectable and it

pr 1y will work. “

If you have—any problems,' go see a shrink! .

Signed, ‘" Iouise'

Dear Louise Fans, v

I would like to

take this opportunity

to wish all§you merry SUNv readers a very Merry Christmas. ’This is the last;issue of the SUN until after Christmas,-

so Start writing those letters fOr He and drop .

offige when you return iyom: hqlidays-

Can you help me‘find egg: 3‘» ‘1 ‘

way to ask her name? I

would really appreciate

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