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Hall Happenings

The UPEI Semi-formal dance was held in Saturday, March 3rd, in the ballroom of the Charlot- tetown Hotel. Approximately fifty couples (that’s 100 peo ple, for any Engine-ears read- ing this article.... Can Engine— ears read!?) had a great time dancing to the music of “Sights and Sounds”. Some highlights ofthe evening’s festivities in- cluded Greg “The Shoe-and— Sockless Cro—Mag” Campbell’s

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Also making an appearance, not to mention’ an impression, was The Backwards Baseball Cap Gang (namely, Travis, Andrew, and Ron), who crashed the fes- tivities on a wild “Goose” chase.

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Hotel security would like to thank you boys for giving them a chance to exercise their author- ity. Speaking of security, “Os- sifer Spiccoli” was on duty Satur- day night, busily preventing ho- tel security from evicting the oc- cupants of rooms 319 and 321. It seems some of the patrons were celebrating a little too ro- bustly. Besides the fact that one of the Second—Floor Bernardine girls could not remember who her

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Wells didn’t get any sleep at all (we won’t disclose the reason), an excellent time was had by all. Be- fore moving on to other news, we would like to thank all the people who made this event a success, es- pecially Heather Riehl, who spent hours organizing the Co-Ed.

In other news, the Marian Hall chapter of the CSA (Dave Higgins and Andrew van Wart) were busy conducting structural

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tests to determine the breaking point of beer bottles. Their work was “rewarded” by a visit from an appreciative R.A., Scott “Ker- mit” Gallant. Scott “Oh, Man!!” Harper has been victimized daily by the “room rearrangements” of a very helpful 2nd—Floor delega- tion; also, on a certain Sunday past, Scott attempted to devour 53 chicken nuggets in an effort to smash the record set by Mar- ian Hall alumnus Mark “Puffy” Ronahan. Unfortunately, he was “stalled” (as in “toilet”) at 52- 1/2 nuggets. Nice try, Scott. The Pit Bulls are now primed for the upcoming IHL playoffs, winning both games last week. GM “Slinkster” named ‘a side- lined Mike “Goose” Goss interim coach in an attempt to reorga- nize the Pit Bull hockey squad. The coaching change, along with some other minor adjustments, paid off as Goose led an under- staffed (but overtalented) team to a sweep of the opposition last week. Blanchard bowed to the Big Dogs once again, by a score of 8-7; on Wednesday, the Out- laws got blown out 8-1. Back- stopped by Kevin “Hack ’em Till They Fall” Sark in his debut ap- pearance, the Pit Bulls skated to victory once again. Ron “Some Of Us Drink” Downey and An- drew “Some Of Us Go To Class... Sometimes” van Wart were in- strumental in the win. Knuckle- heads, beware... you’re next!! See Ya Next Week.....

P.S. We would like to thank Brady “The Socialite” McVarish for his fashionably-late arrival at the Semi—Formal.

Written by Tony MacKenzie

Edited and Approved by Matthew Howland

Photo by Sue Rigney