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DEAR $80181’ four children who all had m awn N“! HM I0 to work at an early ear- I am in high school with a year and a half more to go before I grsdI-late and I am very anxious for a good_educal-lo_n. {But I am very much in love with a boy_ of l9 who insists on our getting married right away. 14¢ i5 not. willing to wait until I finish hignsohool. Do you ill-link I should give him up and

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ANSWER: If you marry this boy. W" 0111 count on spending the balance of your life regret- ting it, for there is no possible chance of two chil- dren pulling off a happy and successful marriage. To begin with. you are too young and inexiperi weed and know too little of life to have any idea of what sort of husband or wife you are going to

Your tastes, ideas and desires are changing ev- ery day, as you will realize yourselves if you will think back at the

things you craved and enjoyed doing even a few months ago and that now bore you to tears. Besides, you haven't had any playtime of life and you are not. ready to settle down. If you marry at 15 or l6, you will

be tied down with babies and cares, while all the other girls of yourage.

o had sense enough to stay single, are having good times and dates

and going to dances. You will be just as anxious to have fun as they are, but you won't be able to have it. '

And the boy will be just as tired of being married as you are. .'I'here Ls every likelihood that both of you will see somebody else with whom you will fall in love. Tihen everything will be in a mess.

Furthermore, no boy of. l9 ls making enough money to support a fflml-ly in wmfvft. so what are you going to use for money? Don't do it. Go on and finish your schooling. Remember that when you look for a job. the first question you will be asked is: Did yuu graduate 1mm

high school?

DEAR MISS DIX: I have been married twelve years and have two lovrly deushters My husband at times is good to me. but if r do the

least little thing that provokes him, he pouts for days.

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problem: He has all of his insurance made out to his mother. All of

his bonds ‘are in her name. Safely dQPOSlt 50X. alon! with the insurance and bonds. even to get a little money to run the house on. So I lpve 113d to g9 to work.

Practically all of his salary goes in her I have to fight

My mother says I am neglecting my children and my hmnm a1. though every ccnt I make goei for t-hc girls and food. What in heavens name am I going to do?

JUST ME. ’

ANSWER! 1 lhlllk YOU llfld Miter consult a laivycr about your prob- lem- for lf your husband should die. his mother would get. all of his property and you would be left with nothing on which to Support your- self and hhe children. Any woman who marries a man who is a per- petual adolescent and who has a possessive mother certainly is to he pitled. Between his mother's mania for keeping him a baby tied to her apron strinss and his lack of backbone, his wife is in a hot spot.

v M155 DIX? My husband and I disagree on one subject and ‘"0" 9 Y0"? opinion of it. He says that women are to blame for the way men act and that if women didn't whistle and 11m with men mm wouldn't he the way they are. ' '

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enu. They redesign 3:1: wit out any IPPQIQII "or vfearlueaa from their lengthy ride that had taken several oura along almost unbroken Winter fralla- They came, I thought, quite as comfortably as if they were returning from a trip to_ their comer-store. “Not. the least bit chilly" in this cold frosty day, and alter a cu of tea. ready to ‘take ‘u "their!!! Yfilillifilllll. Woman-ii e, I lingered to-hcar the ‘ hlghll hu of this wedding, that had ven me two charges to keep —before I came away‘ with " the gentleman-of the house. liven‘ though the marriage was, for the molt rt, among a to us. l I thin we felt that a a la] bl_ess- ‘ lng rested -on _the br dal couple. . when we heard the ceremony had been performed b rfornier Min- ister of the Auld_ irk at" the cor- ner. "Well, welli"' James . said. beaming, when I told him. He was doubtless recalling ‘many ‘precious incidents, in connectionwith the days when this manmirlstered to the spiritual needs of the congre- gation;-tlie Sunday services: ihe mid-week‘ prayer-meetings, from which one accompanied ones- lrl- frlend home. Many of the oder generation have gone from earthly scenes and cares since then. This. is the clergyman, not resident here then, but a visitor who bapzsed Rob, in the quiet of the old parlor and in the presencg‘ of a number of relatives. On a beautiful Sab- bath in Summer, it was, after the morning Church service. Rob was a likeness of Jamie and every bit as dear. Younger. of course at that time but brown-eyed and sturdy and always good. So many almost forgotten incidents, chme easily to James’ memory tonighh-of those now rather distant ‘days;

My no’), last night, w en I re- tired tak ng a supply of lk along, to replenish a small lad‘; night- bottle and leaving a light burning, outside the bedroom door, turned into an undisturbed and dream- lcs; sleep. Warm and snug beneath ih covers, the three of us slept. while the small blizzard continued to toss the snow into heaps against the doors and about the yards. Daylight and a glint ~of bright pro- mise lo the East and, as yet, quite regular breathing-beside rne, warn- ed me, I had better rise atealihily to llght the morning fire and bre-

re breakfast. Small folk do not

Ike to be kept waiting for their meals. And presently the - sun rol‘*d in sight above a hill-top and the drifts that earlier had been chasing each other along the high- er fields and meadcwlands. final- ly came to rest. Mr. A. came then. and Rob, angling afield. to attend to the choring. If in the after- noon, we began to watch any pas- sersby rather closely in the hope of the folks homing, it was not that ihc pleasure of our new poiii- tion poled, but perha s that neg- lected duties at hom called. A- gain, we spent an enjoyable and interesting time. Once when our conversation became too trying, and I was so busy at the moment, I explained that for the present. I was "a HOPSQ because horses can't talk" the ‘older lad said in a wistful way "But, Ellen. if horses

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I came back to Alderles when the frees cast long cold shadows across the road ahead ‘of us and a welcome dark spiral of smoke curled upward from the chimney and Jamel was on the veramllh. Whether hla object was to greet nie or to find out how the steed had borne the hardships of the long Journey across the country, I could only conjecture. Hevhad been well taken careof in my absence, hav- ing spent much of his aparetime, in the house across the lane. Ev- erythin was ahlpaliape at. this house t anka main y tokleanie but I thought-or perhapl I only read it into them-that James‘ eyes wore an extremely satisfied expres- sion, when after we had our su per, he sat smoking contentedly, n hla old armchair. It. filly have been, however, only a reflection of the rose-glow of the westerlng when ltrdying’ rays ‘lit up

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time between there and ha out- door interests. That was before Jamie and Karol arrived.

has been a rea deal of conver- sation and w en I; milling them. inquired as to the whereabouts of Rob and Jock, Karol n_ looked knowinglylowarda ‘ amen and laughed “Wouldn't you know it?’ she allied. That was an inkling of what came later when morethan one animal was added to t herd to replace "that heifer by the door" recently sold. Considering James’ deed consideration and ob- vloua relief that "one mouth" was c. . in llurul- - ma‘

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Price Control Questions and Answers

Questions and Answers on Price Control will a pear In The Guard Ian u a reg or feature each The questions are those which have reached the Wnrilmo Prices and Trad from hollallvvlves In

vlded m the Board modern ren- aons who have Intelligent questions to an on price control are invited to aend them lri writing to the Weigh‘: Regional Advisory 0am m

Q. I am cxpedting my wife and son from overseas sometime this month. at kind of red tape snail I have to go through to provide them with ration books? A. It ed. M1 you have to do l$ to go to a Local Ration Board with creden- tials identifying your wife and son and if the documents are found satisfactory, the ration books will be issued.

Q. I am a bcekceper and I un- derstand there has been u change in the regulniiohs regarding the importation of packaged bees. C-iuld you tell mo what they are?

A. The subsidy of 50c per pound paid on imported packaged bees during 1944-45 will not be paid on 1946 importations, the Prices Board hi: announced.

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Q. What rule of dress applies to a man who escorts a girl to any kind of entertainment?

A. He should always apply his costume to whatever the girl ls going to wear. If she is in even- ng dress, he might feel embar- rassed if he worea business rult.

Q. From whiclusidn should a waitress hand a guest a dish, from wlliiigh the guest must serve him- , .

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The Greater New ‘York. Safety Council recently circulated "a. "booby trap" uestionnaire to ev~ ery family, wi school-age child- zcn but the questions would any one stop and think carefully of the potential hazards and death- traps in his awn home. A cross section includes such queries as these: Do you avoid carrying loads so big you cannot see where you are going? Before tekixig medicine do read the label Are Wu care ul not touch electric switches or electric appliances. while any part of your body ls wet?

the szafetv release on your wash- ing machine in good working cm- ditlon. and do ou know how to use it? Are at boxflfld stairs well lighted. flee es. toys. mops. brooms and-other trlwlna harem? Are both tubhand shower provided

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Q. How can I drive away water- bugs from around ihc sink?

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