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Editor one year,

Monarch the next.

This fool was hired as editor a year and a half ago, when he was living in a dumpster behind the cafeterja. , Since then he’s shaken hands with for- eign dignitaries, in uenced nationa policy deci- sions, and knocked back brew with U.S. Presiden-

tial candidates in his meteoric rise to power and

fame. : 8

If you too want to see your smiling mug in your 2

friend’s billfolds, then come down to The Gem of- .

fice in the Utility Building and ask how an editor a

is made. a

Term commences September 1988 — Salary: $50/issue 3

For more information, drop down to Rm 01 Utility building or phone 566-0629

Terminal Cafe

When Mr. Fish was /4, When Mr. Fish was [6 he_though t ght

Just wait until I'm 16- then I'll .get all the chicks!

14- then I'll get all the chicks!

When Mr. Fish was 14] | When Mr. Fish was 29, : he began to get bitter.

he_ thought

When i'm 20, maybe Ml get a hot chick

First Year Frog eee : . i a'm in. Fiest Year Today's lah: ure am gla £ made st ae a AThe Human es bidet die to the Seienees.! PRE-MEOM iy he CD, Blo 30 |

— VY We. highschool:

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