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National Fat Week? Odie and I sure did. But to tell you the truth, chocolate eclairs for ‘ breakfast every morning can become monotonous.

O.K., now that we got all you girls nice and fat we're going to spring the bad nevs on you — If your legs can pass as tree trunks you cannot wear miniskirts! I am really sorry but it's the truth. Now we don't mean to be crit- ical — Lord knows we we wouldn't want to be that — but when Odie and I go to some of these pubs we just can't stop from laugh— ing. Like, when a girl walks by looking like two ton Hessy wearing a miniskirt that doesn't come close to the dimples in the fat of her knees what is one to do?

Now, we know that miniskirts are "all the rage" (they're going out of style everywhere else but just coming to P.E.I.) and it's nice, if not a neCessity, to dress in style; however one must also dress according to their weight.

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Of course you should never take abuse from people wearing a mini skirt, especially if you aren't a candidate for the "Save the seals" campaign. I now I 'Ve had a few troubles when I wore my little fur miniskirt out. If some jerk says something to you simply say "Buzz ' off sweat sock brea ". Or if he starts caning on to you let him buy you drinks all night and when he asks you if you want a drive home

at the end of the night say "Drop dead sucker". And if he gets a little too persistent you can always pour brew over

his head to cool him off (this measure is a little drastic and can affect ‘ your popularity with

the guys.)

So there you have my feelings on some of the fashions of UPEI. I'll have to admit I'm a little partial when it canes to bowties and cardigan sweaters though. I sanetimes attach a bowtie to my flea col-

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