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Students learn many things at UPEI but let's face it, much of what an Artsie learns is bullcrap. One course that should be offered to these degenerates is the fine art of mooching.

Perhaps the most funde- mental lesson to be taught is the act of ap— pearing at a friend's doorstep around mealtime. You can easily oonment about having eaten at McDonald's three times in the last two days, and that next time you see Ronald you are going to chuck on his shoes.

A course such as, muld‘béimf‘itir em“ stupidest of art'sies "

(a large papilation) as ' it would aid than theirjobless futures. Of this should be offered only as a prerequisite to Food 101. " '

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We theseoond and third year engineers are pleased with the performance of our Fresh students who attended our recent "Gar- den Partyéand Tea Social" Initiations of every will- be engineer was the order of the day and the first year guys (and gals) passed with flying colours.

The amazing young'uns have a great ability to hold large amounts of beer and can slip down a bot- tle full in excellarht.

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Letters to Snord Dear Cranston:

Listen, all I want to Jmow is why is there no "sunshine girl" on the front page of this paper?! You call your— selves 'fh‘ze Fun" don't you? I mean every other

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a sunshine girl and you guys don't have anything except a picture of Mickey Mouse or some— thing dumb like that!! So let's get with it okay? Thanks Bud.

U.R. Horn

' Dear Cranston:

You want to clear up the administrations mess at UPEI? Here's what you do: Get a mass meeting of students down at the Barn Monday afternoon. Blow-the entire Student Union's budget for the year and give away free beer to everyone for two days straight. You ask how this would

solve the problem?

Well, it wouldn't, but by Tuesday afternoon who would give a sh-!?!

Y. B . Kuntz

The Engineer's Dictionary _.

Ass-As in Trlfece of" the elusive sexual object about which little is known hence/ the term "piece of ass" implies fragmentary hmledge. ' The seat of human pain. The object of the verb "to shove".

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Bachelor— An unattached male who is a lover of females in batches.

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In regard to one word which has appeared at least twice in this column (namely bull— crap) I apologize, it's the dirtiest word they'll print! !'

Bulldozer- A person who sleeps through psychology class!

Oontraceptives— Something to be used at

every oonciev— able occasion.

Second year engineers I last held a practice for the usually annual elevator cram. After

a boring electricity and magnetism (S and M) class they stuffed nineteen rowdy Lunatics into the Duffy elevator and traveled up and down the elevator for five minutes. The

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