Third Date: |

Disaster

They finish their last class,

And decide to go for a walk;

They shyly clasp hands,

As they enjoy the warm sunshine. They build a snowman near the road, In order to have lots of fun;

They give him a hat, two ears,

Two eyes, a large nose, plus a wide mouth.

The Date — The Final Chapter

Urgently she combs her hair

And dandruff falls upon the chair

He arrives — hair slicked back

Tape on his glasses to hide the crack

His parents took them out for a spin

And gazed at the lettuce dangling from a tooth His father says “It’s time to go

We have to make the early show.”

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The Pursuit of Happiness

i . Way Cool Jr. Ratt He gives the snowman two large arms, We thought the movie was really neat is hild One ts Ofe : ‘ : : echi She gives him one large heart; We always wanted to see “Chained Heat” Gas hia ok tia de “sass He rolls up a briefcase out of snow ; : ay at the Stone ’ The days went by without a call eae Peet ant

She makes a dog to keep Mr. Snowman company.

Dreary dusk descends, And they walk away;

She went to see Henry in Montreal She recalled their date at Victoria Park And the nervous fumbling in the dark

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. Hopes Go Astray . We Close Our Eyes

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he trips and falls into the ditch, Sits said “Good Girls bewnie® 7 re ee ne : eats ae oa As she laughs at his mistake. It didn’t matter what she said © e oe me oe Guke ei . He becomes angry, She was determined to get in bed i: All el . : 1 Dsante and asks her for help; All was swell and really fine ry Und i me : Candi But she is suddenly splashed, Until he left at half past nine ce ate Glas tiget a ae ene ss ee - 16. Love, Truth, & Honesty Bananarama ' ah er new found love is almost human. (hi Baccerts Patadise Frosentiken And she is furious; And her new romance is really bloomin’ 18. Born to Be My Bets Bon Jovi They vow never to see each other again, He, however, is not so well ce ee y y denohl And stomp towards home. She made his life a living hell oe onal That night, he broods and watches TV, Suicide may be a sin we Co Idle Eyes While she cries and munches ships; Histo Caned hic life a Cowboy hides The lonely snowman cries so much, iwitoe Blowtorch pa Bie He loses all his stature by sunrise. And now you'll see upon a stone a cis NEE Bhasin

By Malcolm Gorrill

A Poem for My

Secret Love

I wake up today,

And stroll into class.

I look ahead to the right,

And there glows my love atlas.

The young, attractive girl is studying, While that girl I wait to love.

I sit there — dreaming and hoping, But in the sky there is a drove.

I go home and turn on the radio, The Air is filled with love songs:

Everything from “You're the One I Dream About”,

To “So, So, So Long”. Lady, I got my heart set on you;

The feelings are sincere,

Just as the wind blows and the birds sing,

But the atmosphere has fear.

“The lights were on

but no one was home.”

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